The Electric Sugar Highway: Sean

Question 1

Ah yes… Sugar free. Ever since the fun-dip incident of twenty thirteen, when you were forcibly removed from that nature museum, mother and father have forbade you from consuming any foodstuffs containing any form of sugar, be it sucrose, glucose, or even… fructose.

Answer 1

You gotta admit, that brontosaurus skeleton looked like it would be really good for climbing. They should have used better glue on those bones!

Question 2

Ho Ho Ho, how I do admire your youthful naïveté. I am not only proud to call you brother, but also and more importantly, my fellow scout!

Answer 2

Oh gosh, thanks a trillion, Jean! Really! That means a lot coming from you. My brother, the Eagle Scout. You’re my hero!

Question 3

ROGER:

A QUIZ?! What kind of field trip is this?

Answer 3

Oh chimney criminey, Jean. I can’t see a thing! Those two are blocking my view.

Question 4

JEAN:

Well, Sean, why don’t you ask them politely if they’d move aside?

Answer 4

I dunno, Jean. Direct confrontation makes me nervous.

Question 5

See, that wasn’t too hard, was it?

Answer 5

Hey, Jean? I’m not so sure I recognize those students. Who were they?

Question 6

Hmm, your query has triggered suspicion within myself. I’m not sure if seen either of them before in the hallways of our public high school. And why were they carrying those bizarre bindels?

Answer 6

Holy vagabonds, Jean! Our class trip has been infiltrated! We’ve gotta tell a responsible adult. Ms. SCHWANN!

Question 7

… We must observe them in secret and collect evidence before making our move. Observe and report! Obey the mantra of the mall cop.

Answer 7

Wow! You sure are a glorious non-sequitors, aren’t you?

Question 8

I encourage you to bask in awe later brother! We must disappear. Remember, we must have the vigilance of the copious Legion of the American bald eagle

Answer 8

Aren’t bald eagles going extinct?

Question 9

TOPHER:

Pen, it’s all good! Come back! Aw man. Not cool, Topher. Not cool!

Answer 9

Jean! Look! They’re making a move!

Question 10

This doesn’t look good, Sean.

Answer 10

Shouldn’t we tell someone now?

Question 11

No! Not yet! We still don’t know how high up this thing goes.

Answer 11

Then what do we do?

Question 12

We follow them.

Answer 12

Follow them?

Question 13

Yes Sean, follow them.

Answer 13

I don’t know about this one, Jean. It might get dangerous.

Question 14

Boloney and drivle-dravle… Tell me Sean, what can stop the Hardly boys?

Answer 14

Hardly nuthin’

Question 15

(Penny and the rabbits)

Answer 15

Holy Dumbledore Jean, those two are supernatural!

Question 16

Slow down, rookie. Pose questions before you speculate. What is it you think those two are?

Answer 16

They’re Magi! Wielders of ancient Runes of Power. They’re occultist spell casters, I tell ya!

Question 17

What is it you think they’re doing?

Answer 17

Gosh, I’m not sure what they are, Jean, or what they’re doing. All’s I know is, they’re using g the dark arts to do it!

Question 18

Now Sean. What have I told you about jumping to such fantastical conclusions?

Answer 18

No, Jean! You saw them. I know what we saw. They’re necromancers and we just witnessed their black magic ritual!

Question 19

Mother banned those Harry Potter books now from our house for a reason, Sean. It’s not real. It’s goobeldy-gook make-believe.

Answer 19

Oh, we’ll be make believers too, once they figure out we’re onto them.

Question 20

JEAN:

Ahh, pair bonding. Aren’t field trips grand?

Answer 20

Boy, you said it Jean! Whenever I go on a field trip, Mom packs these really delicious sugar-free snacks in my lunchbox! I can’t wait until we get back to the bus so I can much em all up!

Question 21

You might be right about one thing, Sean. There could be greater threat lurking beneath those peculiar masks. There’s only one thing we know.

Answer 21

We get as far away from here as possible and call the proper authorities?

Question 22

HA HA HA. NO! It’s time we kick things up a notch.

Answer 22

I don’t like where this is going, Jean.

Question 23

This mission might be too much for Jean and Sean Hardly, average citizens bound by the law, but it’s nothing for our crime-fighting alter-egos!

Answer 23

Oh no.

Question 24

… The Dachshund Detective!

Answer 24

I don’t want to do this.

Question 25

What’s that I hear? The unnerving squeal of the Dachshund Detective’s precocious side kick… The Bandicoot boy!

Answer 25

Come on, Jean! Aren’t we a little old to be doing this?

Question 26

You’re never too old for Justice, Sean

Answer 26

Whenever we play vigilante, I always end up breaking a bone or having some kinda allergic reaction.

Question 27

… Why, we go after them. We make chase, observe tactics, and subdue them before they carryout and acts of mal intent.

Answer 27

I’m not sure I’m feeling this.

Question 28

Sean! I pray thou dost not forget what thou dost are! … You are a scout, Sean. It’s in your DNA.

Answer 28

Wow, Jean! You really are some kind of epic hero!

Question 29

Any good leader knows when to admit their folly. The path I’ve taken us on has proved fruitless and has left you in this weakened condition. I’m sorry, my young protégé.

Answer 29

Waterrr. I need water

Question 30

Curses! Think, Jean, think!

Answer 30

Waaaat-eerrr

Question 31

Here you go, bud

Answer 31

Jean, is that you?

Question 32

There. Doesn’t that feel better?

Answer 32

Wow, Jean, thanks! I feel jam spanking new!