The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon narrator 2 (part 2) Flashcards
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Narrator 1. If you want it to be Canada
Anyway, after Hansel’s untimely death, thank you very much Nick, she married a wandering woodcutter. And they had a daughter. Who would grow up to make a deal with several supernatural entities who would eventually imprison her daughter in the tower. But-
Narrator 1. There’s always a but.
One question remains:
Narrator 1: Where did the witch come from?
Funny you should ask. you see it all started a long time before this. In a little village near the ocean.
(Narrator 2 takes the microphone)
Here we are at the Bassmaster 1300 AD Classic! What are they playing for, Layla?
Narrator 1. They are playing for food on their table.
Sounds great! Sounds great! What do you think your chances are out there, miss?
FisherGirl. Well I just wanna stay within myself and take it one fish at a time. You know, do my thing
What about your competition out there?
Narrator 1. Well good luck! No one’s caught a fish here in weeks! all the people in this village are starving!
No pressure! But everyone’s gonna die if you don’t get a fish! Good luck out there!
FisherGirl. Maybe I should have thought of that a little more
She probably should’ve, because next thing you know, she was living in a house made out of candy as a witch.
FisherGirl. I really could go for some thighs.
Of course, that leave us with another question.
Narrator 1. Why would he cheat on me if he loves me>
No thats not the question. The question is: where did the talking fish come from?
Narrator 1. Oh I know! Once upon a time there were two crab people.
What?
Narrator 1. Crab people. They’re part crab. They hate humanity. You haven’t heard of them?
No.
Crab Person 2. Death to humans!
There are no crab people
Crab People. (Chanting) Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People
(Push them out of the way)
So where did the talking come from?
Narrator 1. The moon.
The moon?
