Sweet Charity Lines

Question 1

First Young Man: Hey, there’s a girl in there. I think she’s drowning.

Question 2

Woman With Hat: Yes, it certainly looks like she’s drowning.

Answer 2

What’s going on?

Question 3

Woman With Hat: That attractive young girl is drowning.

Question 4

Second Young Man: What did she say?

Question 5

First Young Man: See! She’s gone down two-three times already

Answer 5

Ice cream. Get your ice cream.

Question 6

Second Young Man: Over here!

Question 7

First Young Man: Jeez, I don’t think she can even swim.

Question 8

Second Woman: Sure doesn’t look like it

Question 9

Woman With Hat: You should’ve taken swimming lessons. Now it’s too late!

Question 10

Baseball Player: Hey, I’ll get my kid brother. He’s never seen a drowning.

Answer 10

Soda! Ice cold soda!

Question 11

Woman With Hat: I certainly wouldn’t let one of them help me.

Question 12

Spanish Man: Can you help me fella?

Answer 12

Peanuts. Hot roasted peanuts.

Question 13

First Young Man: Aw, butterfingers!

Question 14

Baseball Player: Oh, oh. She’s gone under.

Answer 14

Last call for ice cream.

Question 15

Charity: It’s the least I can do.

Question 16

Charity: See what I mean? Now I’m starving to death and I gave away my last nickel. Give to a hungry dance hall hostess.

Answer 16

No soliciting, please.

Question 17

Now wait a minute, Napoleon

Question 18

Ursula: That’s your problem. Where’s my taxi?

Question 19

Charity: Taxi! Taxi!

Answer 19

Will you get out of here?

Question 20

Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Charity: It’s me! Oh isn’t this gay!

Answer 20

Monsieur Vidal?

Question 21

Vidal: A double scotch.

Answer 21

And for Madam?

Question 22

Vidal: No, no you’re right. She IS vital and brimming with life.

Question 23

Charity: I think I just screwed myself up.

Answer 23

Telephone, Monsieur Vidal.

Question 24

Vidal: I’m not here. NOW I’m hungry. Bring us two Chateau-Briand.

Question 25

Charity: May I use the phone? I’d like to check with my telephone service.

Answer 25

Very good, sir. Two Chateau Briand.

Question 26

Vidal: My apartment.

Question 27

Charity: Hmmm cozy!

Question 28

Vidal: Good evening, Manfred

Answer 28

Good even, sir. I’ve laid out some fruit.

Question 29

Vidal: Thank you, Manfred… Were there any calls for me?

Answer 29

No, sir. No calls.

Question 30

Charity: And let’s keep it that way.

Question 31

Vidal: Good night, Manfred.

Answer 31

Good night, sir… Good night, ma’am.

Question 32

Charity: Yeah, she’s got you ga-ga. I can tell by the way you say her name. You got little violins in your voice. Ursula! Ursula!

Question 33

Vidal: Nonsense!

Answer 33

Sir, Miss March is at the door.

Question 34

Vidal: Ursula?

Question 35

Charity: See what I mean?

Question 36

Vidal: Get rid of her. Tell her I’m not in.

Answer 36

I did, sir, but she insists on seeing you anyway.

Question 37

Vidal: Thank you very much. You’re wonderful. All right, Manfred.

Question 38

Charity: Hey! This is just like that French picture you made, “Six in a Bed.”

Answer 38

Can I open it, sir?

Question 39

Brubeck: Time is running out on the big number called LIFE. And we are all coming to the last eight bars. And the leader man will soon take us by the hand where we will enter the flip side of life called ETERNITY.

Answer 39

Eternity.

Question 40

Assistant #1: The big coffee break in the sky.

Question 41

Brubeck: But before we pile into that big black bus … we got to make our pace.

Answer 41

Make it Daddy, make it.

Question 42

Charity: Maybe things are beginning to pick up for me. Hey! Hey, you’re really not —?

Answer 42

Tonight … Tonight! … It will all happen tonight!

Question 43

Charity: What? What’ll happen tonight?

Answer 43

Dreams will come true tonight! … Tonight … Tonight …