Summer studio

Question 1

Once upon a time there was a very special land

Answer 1

It was a place that time forgot, where everybody smiled and said “hello” and “excuse me” and it never ever got dark.

Question 2

…and on Tuesdays manufacturers’ coupons were doubled and everything in aisle sixty-one was half off, hello

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and welcome to Price Mart, I can help you find anything

Question 3

…whenever they needed something and always left happy

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Where bulk high-volume purchasing and dominance in the marked translated into low wholesale costs for Price Mart buyers and the savings were passed onto you, the customer

Question 4

Well, you’re right

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This wasn’t actually a price mart

Question 5

…where people’s dreams came true and their shopping experience was extremely satisfactory.

Answer 5

It was also once the place where a very unusual thing happened

Question 6

…a little girl was born

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or left

Question 7

…kinda stinky things that are also damp

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there are worse places to be found as a baby

Question 8

…her destiny to be discovered by these price mart associates

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and not get left

Question 9

or ignored

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or priced to move like an ugly sweater

Question 10

because things like these usually happen to princess or heroes, or so it seems

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It was decided, after a few weeks, that she probably needed to have a name. So all things considered, for obvious reasons,

Question 11

she was given the most appropriate name possible,

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Pryce. And everybody agreed that this was good

Question 12

I suggested Marta

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Almost everybody agreed it was good

Question 13

But no one listens to-

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Some associates who’ve been here a long time say they can still remember when Pryce said her first word

Question 14

Lucky

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Everyone has happy memories of Pryce growing up here. The film counter has developed hundreds of pictures from her birthday parties alone. I remember this one…

Question 15

Oh my gosh for me

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It’s all your’s

Question 16

tissues from paper goods. thank you

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Basically, Pryce grew up beloved by all the Price Mart associates everywhwere. She fit right in and was as happy as a satisfied customer.

Question 17

Aisle 27 just past the rest rooms

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Little boy’s undershirts right around the corner

Question 18

number two teehee

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ahem

Question 19

anti dissapointment

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Happiness. Aisle twenty, right by the gummy candies

Question 20

mm goody

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Meanwhile, pryce would keep the custodian company even when he was doing jobs no one else wanted to see him do, like cleaning toilets

Question 21

Its fun and i learn all sorts of stuff

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like what?

Question 22

like how to clean up vomit

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yes, good

Question 23

…there were millions of things waiting here to be read

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sometimes I’d read to pryce. sometimes pryce would read to me. and sometimes - this was the most fun of all - i’d help pryce act out stuff she read in the books

Question 24

how would we get to canada

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how? why i suppose we’ll do it in this imaginary vehicle of ours. look out: geese

Question 25

it’s like stars and planets

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the price mart customers don’t demad a lot of books on astromy, for whatever reason, go figure, but thats okay

Question 26

I’ll arrange to have this sent over there

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Thanks just give it to him, Pryce, he’ll arrange to have it sent on over there

Question 27

like me

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oh drat

Question 28

lots of stuff

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nothing interesting