Stanley Cups Winners

Question 1

1915

Answer 1

Vancouver Millionaires (PCHA) beat Ottawa Senators (NHA) Big Brass Cougar Idol with Victoria mountain peaks in the back ground. But now picture a Millionaire saying that’s not right this is my Idol. The A Senator somes up saying no its mine. The millionaire slaps the Senator in the face saying. Get a hold of yourself my good man. The Senator feels shame and puts lets go of the idol slinking into the darkness in greedy embarrassment. Why? Because the Vancouver Millionairs beat the Ottawa Senators for the cup.

Question 2

1916

Answer 2

Montreal Canadiens (NHA) beat Portland Rosebuds (PCHA) Big Beautiful Daisy blowing in the wind with Montreal Canadiens Home Jerseys as peddles. The candiens daisy is massive. Picture it down on the docks growing out of cement and beneath it, withering because its sun is drowned out by the daisy is s tiny Rosebud. Why because the Montreal Canadiens beat the Portland Rosebuds.

Question 3

1917

Answer 3

Seattle Metropolitans (PCHA) beat Montreal Canadiens (NHA) Picture a large minature metropolitan city made of tofu growning up out of the ground in a medow. Picture the ToFu mini metropolitan ciy destroying whatever was in the medow including the Montreal Canadiens Daisy.

Question 4

1918

Answer 4

Toronto[23] (NHL) beat Vancouver Millionaires (PCHA) Pictue a Dog sitting in front of Maple Leaf Gardens Barking at the arena. Top hatted Millionaire walks by tell the DoG to “shut up”. The millinoaire the tries to open the arena door and go inside but the arena will not open the door the this animal hating Nevous Riche. The DoG stops barking and begins to laugh and roll around pointing at the Millionaire. Hahahah. you loser the DoG says. Toronto Arenas beat the Vancouver Millionaires.

Question 5

1919

Answer 5

Montreal Canadiens (NHL) vs. Seattle Metropolitans (PCHA) – Series cancelled after the fifth game because of the flu epidemic – Stanley Cup not awarded beat Canadiens C puking up tape on large minature city

Question 6

1920

Answer 6

Ottawa Senators (NHL) beat Seattle Metropolitans (PCHA) Picture Dora the Explora with a Senators helmet on ruling over a large minature metropolitan city. What does this mean? Must mean that the Ottawa Senators defeated the Seattle Metropolitans in the Stanley Cup finals. Picture Dora riding on her chariot with her senators helmet on around the metropolitan minature city laughing at it.

Question 7

1921

Answer 7

Ottawa Senators (NHL) beat Vancouver Millionaires (PCHA) Picture a massive foam finger Senators Hand. Picture Dora with the foam hand slapping millinaires as they come up to her. This must mean that the Ottawa Senators beat the Vancouver Millionares for the Stanley Cup.

Question 8

1922

Answer 8

Toronto St. Pats (NHL) beat Vancouver Millionaires (PCHA) Picture an onion that gets angry turns green and bulks up into a shamrock like the hulk. Picute the peddles of the shamrock as muscles. Picture a cowering Top Hatted Millionaire throwing money at this Hulk of a Shamrock. Picture the Shamrock laughing and throwing its head back as it squishes the millionaire into the top hat. See the Hulk Shamrock continue to laugh and throw its head back.

Question 9

1923

Answer 9

Ottawa Senators (NHL) beat Edmonton Eskimos (WCHL) Picture someone shitting out a Senators Helmet Enima. Picture how painful that helmet is coming out their backside but picutre the final explosion of poo river and helmet coming out as an Dora Senators Helmet but whats that Senators Dora looks over to see and Edmonton Eskimo? What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing here Senator Dora says. You are playing the wrong fucking sport pal. Beat it. Then picture a sheepish Eskimo scourying away. Ottawa Senators beat the Edmonton Eskimos…. at HOCKEY????

Question 10

1924

Answer 10

Montreal Canadiens (NHL) beat Calgary Tigers (WCHL) Picture a pig with a Canadiens Jersey on Oink .. Ing as he waddles along. Picture a Flaming Tiger sitting there waiting licking his lips for this little Canadiens Fan Piggy. As the pig waddles by a farmer reaches down grabs the flaming tiger and throws him into the feed grinder. The tiger is chopped up and deposited into the feed trough. The little oinking Candiens pig smiles and waddles up to the trough and eating the flaming tiger. This must be the Canadiens beating the Calgary (hense the flames) Tigers in the Stanley Cup finals.

Question 11

1925

Answer 11

Victoria Cougars (WCHL) beat Montreal Canadiens (NHL) Picture the cougar purring as he runs his nails down the wall looking like he wants to eat you. Piture the cougar watching this scene with the pig and the tiger. When he pig is done his meal and the farmer leaves the pig starts to hear the nails on the wall and looks over. The pig squeels in horror as the cougar pounces on him and rips him limb from limb.

Question 12

1926

Answer 12

Montreal Maroons (NHL) beat Victoria Cougars (WHL) Picture a nose with a french mustashe when the camera pans back you notice that the nose and french mustache is attached to a maroon M. Picture the Maroon french mustache nose sneezing and blowing the cougar away.

Question 13

1927

Answer 13

Ottawa Senators (C) beat Boston Bruins (A) Picture the Ottawa Senators Helmet Logo Greeting the Boston Bruins Bear at the iNFo desk. The Bruins Bear saying “one ticket to Montreal please” and the Ottawa Senators Helmet Dora shaking her head and giving him a ticket otta town and pointing to one of the panflets of wilderness and saying “this is where you belong”. The bear puts his head down gets onto is fours and waddles out defeated.

Question 14

1928

Answer 14

New York Rangers (A) beat Montreal Maroons (C) Picture the New York Rangers chick sitting in a lawn chair eNJoying a coke-a-cola and snacking on a Maroon M.

Question 15

1929

Answer 15

Boston Bruins (A) beat New York Rangers (A) Picture the Big Bad Bruins Bear logo with ZZzzzZZ coming from his mouth because he is having a nap. The picture our sexy fucking Rangers Jersey smoking hot chick in bed with the bear as the scene widdens in your view. The smoking hot Rangers chick is giving his sholder a shake so she can get some action. The bear just pulls the covers tighter and doesn’t budge. HAHAHA how does it feel biAtch! (but honestly what is the fucking bear thinking? )

Question 16

1930

Answer 16

Montreal Canadiens (C) beat Boston Bruins (A) Picture a horse with the Canadiens flag drapped over it. You can also picture it creaping out from under the sleeping bear and galloping away.

Question 17

1931

Answer 17

Montreal Canadiens (C) beat Chicago Black Hawks (A) Picture the Canadiens MaRe ridding along with the Chicago Blackhawks Indian on his back. The Indian is whoooping it up and yelling and crumpling the horses Candiens flag underneath him. The horse jumps into a moat they happen to be passing by the Indian so shocked by this move says in a petrified face “I can’t swim” I can’t Swim” the horse smiiles and says “I Can”. The indian drowns and the Candiens Horse swims.

Question 18

1932

Answer 18

Toronto Maple Leafs (C) beat New York Rangers (A) Picture the dark sky with a moon that is glowing Toronto Maple Leaf leaf with the faintest hint of blue shining from it. Hear the song Blue Moon I saw you standing alone playing in the back ground. So perfect for this image. Blue Maple Moon standing alone as Cup CHampions. Picture our hot Rangers Chick in nothing but her jersey still looking longingly at the Blue Maple Leaf Moon. Picture the Maple Leaf Moon coming down from the sky and Banging the shit out of the hot rangers chick. Finally! At least someone from TOronto gets to bang her!

Question 19

1933

Answer 19

New York Rangers (A) beat Toronto Maple Leafs (C) Picture the New York Rangers girl almost naked with only her Rangers Jersey on but now she has face paint and white gloves on and she is a mime and she is miming the stanley cup over her head while she mimes spanking a Blue Maple Leaf doll.

Question 20

1934

Answer 20

Chicago Black Hawks (A) beat Detroit Red Wings (A) Picture a Native (Blackhawk) with is small axes chopping at a bunch of mice scourying around a rink. Some of the mice have Red Wings. The Blackhawk Indian simply picks up these mice cuts their wings off and then lets them go so he can chase and chop the shit out of them more.

Question 21

1935

Answer 21

Montreal Maroons (C) beat Toronto Maple Leafs (C) Picture a purple clad french MuLe. You think hey buddy I woudn’t try to pick up a chick with that get up on. You are now the Blue Moon Maple Leaf and you just banged the NY Ranges Hot Jersey chick so you think you will tell this Maroon MuLe whats what. As you approach the MuLe back kicks you in the face and the Maple Leaf moon is thrown completely out of the picture.

Question 22

1936

Answer 22

Detroit Red Wings (A) beat Toronto Maple Leafs (C) Picture a Pair of Red Wings flapping though a maze searching for a way out. A blue Maple Leaf standing on one of the branches that was uncut on the green maze. The blue maple leaf says I know the way out. So the Red Winged bird picks up the maple leaf in is beak and they fly toward the exit on the Maple Leafs direction as the Red Winged bird flys out of the MaZe the bird drops the leaf back into the maze and the Leaf screems “NOOOoooooooo” as it falls back to earth.

Question 23

1937

Answer 23

Detroit Red Wings (A) beat New York Rangers (A) Picture Marlon Brando in his Mafia outfit with a tommy gun and a Red Winged arm saying “My Red Wings just won the Stanley Cup” in is raspy voice. “Its time to celebrate”. The camera pans over to show the NY Ranges Jersey girl giving Red Winged Marlon a blow job under the desk. Wow this girl is everywhere. Your heart breaks a little.

Question 24

1938

Answer 24

Chicago Black Hawks (A) beat Toronto Maple Leafs (C) Picture a native drinking from his Blackhawks mug

Question 25

1939

Answer 25

Boston Bruins beat Toronto Maple Leafs Picture a mop with a Big Bad Bruin bear on the end of it with his Bruins jersey on mopping the floor and soaking up a glass of blue Koolade that has spilled on the floor. The Koolade is totally mopped up and absorbed with his fur. Who that’s an absorbant bear. Not even a speck of blue left?

Question 26

1940

Answer 26

New York Rangers beat Toronto Maple Leafs Picture New York Rangers Jersey Girl cruising down the Gardner Expressway. As she passes the ACC she tucks and rolls out of the car sending into the ACC blowing it to smithereens.

Question 27

1941

Answer 27

Boston Bruins beat Detroit Red Wings Picture a coyote nipping at a Big Bad Bruins Bears ankles and the Big Bear looking down at him and crushing him with his foot (remember we are talking about 1941 so this is not who the Bruins played to wi the Cup)

Question 28

1942

Answer 28

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings Picture the greedy little Toronto Maple Leaf in front of Maple Leaf Gardens pulling piles of coins towards him that he has taken from fans. Counting them and saying mine mine mine mine like Golumn from Lord Of The Rings. While a poor Tinny Tim in a decrepid Red Wings jersey begs for chang behind him.

Question 29

1943

Answer 29

Detroit Red Wings beat Boston Bruins Picture a Red Wing singing "Hello My Honey Hello My Baby Hello My Part Time Gal" as it walks arcoss the stage and exists stage left. What is this Red Wing doing? Oh it must just be a cameo. Red Wings must have won the cup in 1943.

Question 30

1944

Answer 30

Montreal Canadiens beat Chicago Black Hawks Picture the french mustach Canadiens C and a Blackhawk sitting down for a cup of CoCo. The french mustach C gets upset with the Blackhawk and pours the CoCo over the Blackhawk.

Question 31

1945

Answer 31

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings Picture a Kowala Bear looking so cute as he hangs off of the CN Tower stoned on Eucolyptus leaves and wearing his Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. As he is munching on the leaves a Red Wing flies by and in a flash he grabs the Red Wing and shoves it in his mouth going back to he previous stoned slow appearance.

Question 32

1946

Answer 32

Montreal Canadiens beat Boston Bruins Picture a Frenchman at the airport in Montreal waiting for his suit case at the conveyor belt but it is stuck. He says to the man next to him. Monsieur Monsieur could you pass me my CaSe "Si Vous Plait" Don't forget that his CaSe is a gaudy Montreal Canadiens suitcase with flags hanging off of the side of it. Picture the Canaidiens C slapped in the centre of it and the red and white colours. What a disgusting suit CaSe. The customs officer takes one look at his case and see fur coming slightly out of the side of the case. Says you know it is illegal to sneak live animals into the country. Don't worry he says the bear is dead.

Question 33

1947

Answer 33

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Montreal Canadiens Picuture a rasist Maple Leaf walking into a Hawdy Tawdy Café on Bay Street saying hey and the french waiters serving their expensive cafÉs and saying hey in Toronto we dont have CafÉs we have coffe shops beat the Canadiens

Question 34

1948

Answer 34

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings Picture the racist Maple Leaf being taken away for his racist remarks and his drunken belligerence and thrown in a CaGe. This must be the drunk CaGe. He is sitting there chanting GO Leafs Go and pissing on a Red Wings Jersey.

Question 35

1949

Answer 35

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings Remember this is the only way you should picture the Stanley Cup, in blue and with a Maple Leaf in the centre of it. Forever the stanley cup will be pictured this way in my mind :-) in blue with a white Maple Leaf in the centre of it. Picture the blue coolaide in the cup and floating dead inside the cup is a dead Red Wing.

Question 36

1950

Answer 36

Detroit Red Wings beat New York Rangers Picture a sneeky fucking Red Wings Pouring a Red Elixer into the drink of our smoking hot half naked Rangers girls drink and he passing out for the sneeky fucking Red Wing to take advantage of her. Poor smoking hot chick in nothing but a Rangers jersey.

Question 37

1951

Answer 37

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Montreal Canadiens Picture a Toronto Maple Leaf with a lead pipe beat the shit out of a Montreal Canadiens C. And the C begging for Mercy. "Please. Please. Oouuuh Ouhhh. As the lead pipe, that has a surprising blue tint to it, rains blows on this pathetic pathetic Canadiens C from the hands of the extremely angry Toronto Maple Leaf. Picture the Leaf laughing hysterically as he beats the Pathetic Pathetic Canadiens C with it.

Question 38

1952

Answer 38

Detroit Red Wings beat Montreal Canadiens Picture the MGM (Metro Goldwyn Mayer) lion in a picture on the wall roaring and the flying away with Red Wings up into the sky. If you want you can picture him chewing on the Pathetic Pathetic Montreal Canadiens C and the C pathetically whining as he gets chewed. "Why doesn't anyone like me" .

Question 39

1953

Answer 39

Montreal Canadiens beat Boston Bruins Picture a lama with his white and red Montreal Canadiens Jersey on, sitting in Seizen with his eyes closed and a stupid grin on his face twirling his stupid french mustache. The fucking french Montreal Canadiens Lama has slang a bear. It is the Big Bad Bruins bear. It lays dead at his feet while he twirls his french mustache and grins. Fucking Canadiens Lama.

Question 40

1954

Answer 40

Detroit Red Wings beat Montreal Canadiens Picture a peaceful tranquil scene in from of a LaKe so peaceful so tranquil but it is. You notice the lake water slowly turning red bright with what appears to be Red Wing coloured blood. You look around to see the bird that are chirping and flying around have red wings logos for wings. This must mean the Red Wings have won the Stanley Cup. This looks like absolute hell with the blood lake and the deviled red wing birds. Thank God I am not there. Wait what is that cowering being that tree? It is the pathetic pathetic Montreal Canadiens C. Shivering with fear and looking up at the devil red wing birds.

Question 41

1955

Answer 41

Detroit Red Wings beat Montreal Canadiens Picture one of the devil Red Wing birds flying from the lake up and up what looks like a mountain with triumphant trumpets in the back ground. He must have flown right from the red lake. As the camera in your mind pans back you think this is really more of a hiLL than anything. And look there is that stupid fucking pathetic pathetic Candiens C still shivering in fear behing a tree hiding from the devil Red Wing Birds.

Question 42

1956

Answer 42

Montreal Canadiens beat Detroit Red Wings Picture the Canadiens C finally so ashamed of his pathetic patheticness saying "that’s it" and signing a lease on a gym. As the Canadiens C works the bench with decent weights on either side you notice at the foot of the bench one of the Devil Red Wing Birds has been caught and crushed on the floor. You think back to the cowering Canadiens C and think well its about time he got one of those devil birds.

Question 43

1957

Answer 43

Montreal Canadiens beat Boston Bruins Picture a little Red Santas eLF with his Red and White hat on. Oh fuck Santa's elves must not be wear that because they are Santas little helpers but because they are fucking Montreal Canadiens fans. That’s bullshit. I hate Christmas now. The elf is working on the production line, he grabs a stuffed Big Bad Bruins bear (picture him pretty small for the BBB bear and wearing his bruins jersey) and rips it off the conveyor belt, throws it in the garbage and says "no child wants this fucking bear!

Question 44

1958

Answer 44

Montreal Canadiens beat Boston Bruins Picture a french Burlesque dancer with their high leg kicks and their lace. Picture going up the skirt of this French Burlesque dancer and being absolutely disgust and turned off to see Montreal Canadiens tatoo tatooed on the inside of her LeG. You are so disgusted by this that you decide you are no longer going to go down on this French Burlesque Canadiens fan dancer. So you pull yourself up off of the bear skinned rug to leave. The bears fur was tickling your ass anyway. When you look down at the rug you notice it is the slain BBBruin Bear. And this make you happy even though you aren't getting any action.

Question 45

1959

Answer 45

Montreal Canadiens beat Toronto Maple Leafs Picture a volcano errupting and lava pouring out. The lava is red and as the red lava runs down the side of the volcano it sizzles as it hits the snow. The lava melts the snow in the shape of a C. A montreal canadiens C. The lava continues on in a stream until it meets the base of a blue maple tree. The lava proceeds to melt the blue maple tree down. Oh fuck this must mean that the hated Montreal Canadiens have beaten our beloved Maple Leafs in the Stanley cup finals.

Question 46

1960

Answer 46

Montreal Canadiens beat Toronto Maple Leafs Picture a French King with his Red and White Canadiens crown on and his French mustache marching around the courtroom dragging his blue maple leaf court jester. Picture the maple leaf with his blue jester shoes on. The king says "vous êtes fou stupide et vous ne serez jamais roi"

Question 47

1961

Answer 47

Chicago Black Hawks beat Detroit Red Wings Picture a tired Indian coming home from a hunt. He takes a SeaT so that he can dewing/chop the wings off of his Red Winged demon bird.

Question 48

1962

Answer 48

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Chicago Black Hawks Remember back in 1932 there was the Toronto Maple Leafs Moon shinning down. Well Now picture the opposite. Picture a Blue Sun shining down so bright and the song Blue Sun I saw you standing alone playing in the back ground. No wait that doesn't quite work. There is no Blue Sun I saw you standing alone song. Picture the Blue Sun shinning down on the Indian on his horse riding. Picture blue sweat running down his forehead until he withers and dies.

Question 49

1963

Answer 49

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings Picture a Toronto Maple Leaf as a Sumo wrestler as he bounces this Red Wing Demon bird out of the ring with his belly.

Question 50

1964

Answer 50

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings Picture the Red Wing flying back into the Sumo circle to try and attack but now Red Wing demon bird is greeted by The Blue Shiek. The Shiek takes his sword and slices the Red Wing Demon Bird into two.

Question 51

1965

Answer 51

Montreal Canadiens beat Chicago Black Hawks Picture the Montreal Candiens DaiSy grownig out of a pot and looking very healthy. What is the flower growing in. You look down to find red and white SoiL with red and white Canadiens logos as pebbles in the SoiL.

Question 52

1966

Answer 52

Montreal Canadiens beat Detroit Red Wings Now this is going to be the easiest fucking one of all to remember. Montreal Canadiens and asses go together like love and marrage. Picture the Montreal Canadiens Ass (donkey). Sitting down (picture the Canadiens C right on his ass as he sits down (from Red Wing Bird perspective). Picture the bird scrambling to get on of the way but finally being squished under the asses ass.

Question 53

1967

Answer 53

Toronto Maple Leafs beat Montreal Canadiens This is the saddest and easiest one to remember. I don't even need to have mnemonic here. All I have to do is picture the fucking leafs sitting their God Dam butts on a blue fucking losers SoFa. LOSERS! Picture Frenchmen with their curly mustaches trying to move a blue sofa. The sofa is so heavy they can't lift it. Picture them hurting their backs and giving up.

Question 54

1968

Answer 54

Montreal Canadiens (E) beat St. Louis Blues (W) The fucking Canadiens Lama that slayed the Bruin bear back in 1953 is back annoying us again here. Same fucking guy. This Canadiens SaGe just wont leave us alone. And now he is whistling some fucking annoying tune. I hate it but man does he own that tune. Picture him whistling and the blue notes rising from his lips and falling to the floor. Must mean Canadiens beat the St Louis Blues in the Cup final.

Question 55

1969

Answer 55

Montreal Canadiens (E) beat St. Louis Blues (W) The Candiens SaGe is still with us. Fucking guy. Now he is scrubbing the floor with a bar of SoaP shapped like the Canadiens C. He is scrubbing those blue notes off of the floor that he left here from last year. But the idiot is still whislting and more blue notes keep falling to the floor. What a dick. Why doesn't he just stop whistling and save himself the soap and the effert. Maybe next year.

Question 56

1970

Answer 56

Boston Bruins (E) beat St. Louis Blues (W) Picture the Big Bad Bruin sailing away on a black and yellow Ferry whistling dixie. Blue notes flowing from his mouth and plopping into the river.

Question 57

1971

Answer 57

Montreal Canadiens (E) beat Chicago Black Hawks (W) Picture a horses FooT with a Montreal Canadiens C horse shoe on the FooT stomping on the Indian that was riding it. Poor little Blackhawk. That doesn't look like any fun.

Question 58

1972

Answer 58

Picture the Boston Bruins Bears sitting with the New York Rangers Jersey girl. The Bruin turns the fan from blowing air to sucking it. The girls jersey is ripped off of her leaving her completely naked. Bruins beat the Rangers.

Question 59

1973

Answer 59

Montreal Canadiens (E) beat Chicago Black Hawks (W) Picture the Montreal Canadiens SaGe with his jersey on the cover of rolling stone. This fucking Canadiens SaGe is FaM...ous! Hear the song On The Cover of A Rolling Stone in the back ground. Picture the foot stomped Indian reading the Rolling Stone Magazine magazine and crying.

Question 60

1974

Answer 60

Philadelphia Flyers (W) beat Boston Bruins (E) Picture an orange FaCe flying around annoying a Big Bad Bruin. Picture the Bear swatting at the orange FaCe. Finally the orange FaCe opens its mouth and swallow the bear whole. Jesus. Don’t fuck with the face.

Question 61

1975

Answer 61

Philadelphia Flyers (CC) beat Buffalo Sabres (PW) Seeing the flying orange FaCe eat the whole fucking bear. The buffalo that was waiting to get his piece of the bears kill just turns and fucking Flees. The buffalo yells as he F.Lees "Just leave me alone"

Question 62

1976

Answer 62

Montreal Canadiens (PW) beat Philadelphia Flyers (CC) Picture a red and white French Fish with his mustashe jumping out of the watch and swallowing the flying orange face and then disappearing into the water. What comes around goes around I guess.

Question 63

1977

Answer 63

Montreal Canadiens (PW) beat Boston Bruins (PW) Picture the Candiens SaGe huFFing and puffing and finally creates enough wind that he blows the Bruins bear completely out of sight.

Question 64

1978

Answer 64

Montreal Canadiens (PW) beat Boston Bruins (PW) picture the bruins bear creeping around. Head peaking up through the fog looking to make sure that the Canadiens sage is gone. The bear pops up again through the fog but this time the sage is on his back. The sage chokes the fucking bear right out. I thought these guys were supposed to be peaceful.

Question 65

1979

Answer 65

Picture an FBI Agents in a suit (like Men in Black) arresting a New York Rangers fan. As he turns around dragging the fan you notice he has a Montreal Canadiens logo on the back of the suit.

Question 66

1980

Answer 66

New York Islanders (CC) beat Philadelphia Flyers (CC) Picture an Island giving a flying orange face a needle a spoon aka GeaR. Picture the island putting a rubber band around the flying orange face and shooting the face full of heroin. Sadly the heroin is pure and the orange face dies.

Question 67

1981

Answer 67

New York Islanders (CC) beat Minnesota North Stars (PW) Picture a goat sitting on a tranquil island looking up at the clear night sky. The goat is looking up at the Stars and sees the North Star. The island says oh are you looking at that star? Just to be a dick the island quickly over grows its self with trees and weeds blocking out the North Star. "What the fuck" the goat says. This must mean the islanders beat the Minnesota North Stars for the stanley cup.

Question 68

1982

Answer 68

New York Islanders (PW) beat Vancouver Canucks (CC) Picture An Island with a huge GuN shooting a native totem pole for target practice. If you look closer at the totem pole you can see the section that he is hitting is the Vancouver Canucks symbol.

Question 69

1983

Answer 69

New York Islanders (PW) beat Edmonton Oilers (CC) Picture an Island and an oil rig in a game of monopoly. The oil rig lands on the island square and tries to set up itself but the island pops like a spring and throws the oil rig right of the game board.

Question 70

1984

Answer 70

Edmonton Oilers (CC) beat New York Islanders (PW) Picture an oil rig set up on an island filling a juice glass. The juice glass starts to over flow and completely drowns the island in oil. Bye Bye Island you will not be back in the finals again.

Question 71

1985

Answer 71

Edmonton Oilers (CC) beat Philadelphia Flyers (PW) Picture an oil rig safely tucked away in an igglu while the flying orange face is knocking on the door outside trying to get in because it is freezing outside. The orange face slowly shivers its way to the ground and dies of hypothermia.

Question 72

1986

Answer 72

Montreal Canadiens (PW) beat Calgary Flames (CC) Picture the Montreal Canadiens sage sitting at a fire cooking a GooSe. The Calgary flames fire up with the grease from the goose the sage just rolls his eye and throws sand on the fire. Completely extinguishing it.

Question 73

1987

Answer 73

Edmonton Oilers (CC) beat Philadelphia Flyers (PW) Picture Goofy chasing the Orange Face around an oil rig. Goofy climbs the rig and finally catches the face. He stomps on the orange face and throws it down the drill shaft and turns the drill on.

Question 74

1988

Answer 74

Edmonton Oilers (CC) beat Boston Bruins (PW) Picture a man on an oil rig adjusting some gauges and looking down yelling some instructions. "is the bear tied down"? Okay here we go" He twists a gauge and the oil begins to pour all over the the bear. The bear struggles but it to is soon drowned in the black oil.

Question 75

1989

Answer 75

Calgary Flames (CC) beat Montreal Canadiens (PW) Picture the scene with the Montreal Canadiens Sage and the fire. The sage is now asleep and the fire creeps out of the pit with the goose. The Flame creeps across the camp ground gets into the sages JeeP and turns it on and roars over top of the sage crushing him beneath.

Question 76

1990

Answer 76

Edmonton Oilers (CC) beat Boston Bruins (PW) Picture an oil rig with the Boston Bruins bear sauntering around it looking for food. The oil rig transforming to a massive blue and orange bear that eats the small helpless screaming bruins bear.

Question 77

1991

Answer 77

Pittsburgh Penguins (PW) beat Minnesota North Stars (CC) Picture a Penguin in the north pole try to sleep but the North Star is so bright. The penguin gets so irritated that it picks up its BooT and throws it into the air smashing the North Star. Watch as all the pieces fall from the sky onto the snow and the scene goes black as the stars light extinguishes in the snow.

Question 78

1992

Answer 78

Pittsburgh Penguins (PW) beat Chicago Blackhawks (CC) Picture a penguin playing a piano. The Penguins black and white body is almost lost agains the keys of the piano. Out of the woods comes a complaining Indian. He is going on about no respect for his culture his natural environment. The penguin punches him right in the face and doesn't miss a note.

Question 79

1993

Answer 79

Montreal Canadiens (PW) beat Los Angeles Kings (CC). Picture the Canadiens sage sneaking up on a Purple King with a "Red" cherry bomb with C on it. Lighting it up at the feet of the purple velvet clad King and blowing him to kingdom come.

Question 80

1994

Answer 80

New York Rangers (EC) beat Vancouver Canucks (WC) Picture the New York Rangers mime chick with nothing on but her Rangers Jersey peddling a bike the frame of the bike is the Vancouver Canucks logo and the fish is trying to look up her Rangers dress jersey but she keeps kicking it in the face with each peddle until the fish is unconscous.

Question 81

1995

Answer 81

New Jersey Devils (EC) beat Detroit Red Wings (WC) Picture an Owl that has caught the Red Wing Demon Bird. The Owl is Green and Red with Horns and it rips the red winged bird to shreds.

Question 82

1996

Answer 82

Colorado Avalanche (WC) beat Florida Panthers (EC) Picture an Avalanche of vases rolling down the Rockies. There is a panther sitting on the side of the mountain that gets completely blown away as the vases smash against him finallly completely washing him away.

Question 83

1997

Answer 83

Detroit Red Wings (WC) beat Philadelphia Flyers (EC) Picture a flying Red Winged bird and the flying orange face fighting over a VHF tape. The orange face is pulling with its mouth (because it has no hands) and the Red Winged devil bird is pulling with its Red Wings. The Red Wing lost grasp of the tape spilling out all of the VHF tape from the cassette. The Orange face stumbles backwards into traffic and is run over when the tape releases the resistance.

Question 84

1998

Answer 84

Detroit Red Wings (WC) beat Washington Capitals (EC) Red Winged devil bird swoops down at the Washington monument covering George Washington with a burlap BaG and flies away with him inside.

Question 85

1999

Answer 85

Dallas Stars (WC) beat Buffalo Sabres (EC) Picture a baby Dallas Star with his diaper and cowboy boots on. A buffalo comes by to take a wiff of the baby Dallas star. The buffalo goes into take a chomp of the baby and the baby pulls out its lassu and throws it around the buffalos neck wrenching it to the ground.

Question 86

2000

Answer 86

New Jersey Devils (EC) beat Dallas Stars (WC) Picture a red devil RaceR in his racing car driving like a maniac a long the road. Picture people screaming because the Dalas Star baby has crawled into the road. The devil laughs and runs it right over.

Question 87

2001

Answer 87

Colorado Avalanche (WC) beat New Jersey Devils (EC) Picture an avalache of toes rolling down the hill and crushing the devil Dora

Question 88

2002

Answer 88

Detroit Red Wings (WC) beat Carolina Hurricanes (EC) picture DoRa playing the part of Noah looking up at a menacing hurracane but being swept away by a Red Winged bird before the huraccaine could strike.

Question 89

2003

Answer 89

New Jersey Devils (EC) beat Mighty Ducks of Anaheim (WC) Picture a devil dora at my HoMe sitting in my living room plucking the feathers off of a duck. Licking her red little lips.

Question 90

2004

Answer 90

Tampa Bay Lightning (EC) beat Calgary Flames (WC) See some hooks burning in a fire but they are not melting. A lightning bolt come along and strikes the burning pile of hooks destroying the hooks and the flames!

Question 91

2005

Answer 91

Season cancelled due to 2004–05 NHL lockout beat Picture Dora looking around for someone anyone but oil runs down the screen covering the scene throwning into total darkness. This must be because there wasn't any hockey in 2005.

Question 92

2006

Answer 92

Carolina Hurricanes (EC) beat Edmonton Oilers (WC) Picture a Hurricane of Shoes blowing around violently and knocking into an oil rig. The shoes batter the rig relentlessly until the rig topples over destroyed.

Question 93

2007

Answer 93

Anaheim Ducks (WC) beat Ottawa Senators (EC) Picture a duck flying around in a UFO coming down in his space shit and shooting the shit out of dora on her Senators charriot.

Question 94

2008

Answer 94

Detroit Red Wings (WC) beat Pittsburgh Penguins (EC) an old HaG flying around with Red Wings. She is throwing rocks continuously at a poor little penguin who has no cover to hide from the attack.

Question 95

2009

Answer 95

Pittsburgh Penguins (EC) beat Detroit Red Wings (WC) This time it does not work out so well for the Red Winged Dora. The penguin calls on his bee friends who immediately swarm Red Winged Dora and sting her to death.

Question 96

2010

Answer 96

Chicago Blackhawks (WC) beat Philadelphia Flyers (EC) Picture a native using a door to slice the scalp off of the flying orange face.

Question 97

2011

Answer 97

Boston Bruins (EC) beat Vancouver Canucks (WC) Picture Ndora as a toad hopping across a bridge minding its own business as a (totem pole fish) Vancouver Canucks fish jumps out of the water underneath eating the toad. The fish the swims down stream where the Bruins bear is scooping fish out of the stream and taking large bits out of the centre of the fish and chucking them but this fish the bear eats whole.

Question 98

2012

Answer 98

Los Angeles Kings (WC) beat New Jersey Devils (EC) Picture the LA Purple King Sitting on a massive dune holding court over prisoners. The devil is brought before him and the Purple King makes a throat slicing gesture and the devil is dragged away screaming.

Question 99

2013

Answer 99

Chicago Blackhawks (WC) beat Boston Bruins (EC) Picture an absolutely stunning "Paccahontis" like native DaMe dancing around a fire holding the head of the Bruins bear.Wow is she beautiful.

Question 100

2014

Answer 100

Los Angeles Kings (WC) beat New York Rangers (EC) Picture the Purple King and the NY Rangers half nake chick sitting around playing strip DiCe. The NY hot chick rolls the DiCe… you don't see the numbers come up but you do see the what you came to see ;-)