Spongebob Squarepants Flashcards
FN:
Aplysina Fistualis….. ze yellow sponge
Ahh….good morning, world, and all who inhabit it! [Bikini Bottom Day Pt.1]
Squidward:
Would you two please keep it down?
Good morning, Squidward!
Sandy:
What in chicken-fried tarnation is that?
I dunno, but I kinda liked it.
Sandy:
‘Scuse me, Spongebob. I’m gonna go power up the ol’seis-mo-graph
I’m off to work too….at the greatest restaurant there is!
Krabs, Plankton, Karen:
Just a typical bikini bottom day!
Spongebob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean!
Pearl:
They’re called the Electric Skates!
Uh, Mr. Krabs? If she doesn’t wanna be manager, I know someone who would be great for the job!
Squidward:
Um, is that something we should worry about?
Nah
Mayor:
…In the meantime, all citizens must return home and remain indoors.
I don’t get why everyone’s so worried. Sure, the volcano might erupt and destroy everything, but on the other hand, it might not!
Squidward:
…filled with shattered dreams, broken promises and abject misery.
But its OUR horrible place, filled with the best abject misery there is. (To Perch Perkins) They’ll see: Everything’s under control, right?
Sandy:
…And it’s gonna happen at sundown- tomorrow!!
Okay Sandy, but-
Sandy:
…The end is nigh!
The “end” end?
Perch Perkins:
The end is coming!
The end is coming!
Hey buddy, I get it. I get stressed out too sometimes- like when Mr. Krabs says I’m not manager material.
Patrick:
Manager material?
Like Polyester?
He says I’ll never be anything more than a fry cook.
Patrick:
…the most absorbant sponge I’ve ever met.
Thanks, Patrick.
Patrick:
…I have a lot of great ideas but no one ever pays attention to-
-We’re getting off topic, Patrick. The point is, we’re going to get through this crisis together. We don’t need television when we have….Imagination!
Patrick: ICE CREAM (correcting himself)….Imagination
Right, because we’re BFF
Patrick: B-F-F? (trying to pronounce it) Bfffff?
Best friends forever.
Sandy:
We can find a way to halt the increase of the Pyroclastic flow in the subterranean magma chamber
Yeah, what she said! What did she say?
Sandy:
Science yall! That’s the answer.
Horray!
Mayor:
Well Plankton, it seems your plan is the will of the fish-
-Wait everyone
Mayor:
…Neptune’s trident! There aren’t enough clams in all Bikini Bottom to pay for this!
I guess we’ll have to stay
Mayor:
Start packing, It won’t be long before we kiss Bikini Bottom goodbye.
We can’t abandon our home.
Sandy:
They’ve made up their minds. About me too.
You just have to tell them again! We can use science to-
Sandy:
They’re not going to listen to a land mammal.
We can’t just give up!
[Simple Sponge Ends]
Hey Mr. Krabs! Guess what? We’re not going to have to leave Bikini Bottom after all. I’m putting together a team to save our town
[Daddy Knows Best Ends]
Can I open my eyes now? Hey, don’t cry.
Perch Perkins:
….a giant boulder is rolling down from Mount Humongous! And it’s headed…this way!
Don’t worry, I’ve got it!
This will be the end….unless I can stop it. I have to get the team together!
(Not a simple sponge x3)
Patrick’s Rock Scene
Get ready, Patrick! We’re gonna climb that volcano and use science to stop it from blowing! Are you with me?
Five Sardines:
Life smells weird! Life smells weird!
What was that all about?
Patrick:
…the inner mechanisems of my mind are an enigma-
-Come on, Patrick. We have to get Sandy! Team member number three.