Spongebob Squarepants Flashcards
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Aplysina Fistualis….. ze yellow sponge
Ahh….good morning, world, and all who inhabit it! [Bikini Bottom Day Pt.1]
Squidward:
Would you two please keep it down?
Good morning, Squidward!
Sandy:
What in chicken-fried tarnation is that?
I dunno, but I kinda liked it.
Sandy:
‘Scuse me, Spongebob. I’m gonna go power up the ol’seis-mo-graph
I’m off to work too….at the greatest restaurant there is!
Krabs, Plankton, Karen:
Just a typical bikini bottom day!
Spongebob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean!
Pearl:
They’re called the Electric Skates!
Uh, Mr. Krabs? If she doesn’t wanna be manager, I know someone who would be great for the job!
Squidward:
Um, is that something we should worry about?
Nah
Mayor:
…In the meantime, all citizens must return home and remain indoors.
I don’t get why everyone’s so worried. Sure, the volcano might erupt and destroy everything, but on the other hand, it might not!
Squidward:
…filled with shattered dreams, broken promises and abject misery.
But its OUR horrible place, filled with the best abject misery there is. (To Perch Perkins) They’ll see: Everything’s under control, right?
Sandy:
…And it’s gonna happen at sundown- tomorrow!!
Okay Sandy, but-
Sandy:
…The end is nigh!
The “end” end?
Perch Perkins:
The end is coming!
The end is coming!
Hey buddy, I get it. I get stressed out too sometimes- like when Mr. Krabs says I’m not manager material.
Patrick:
Manager material?
Like Polyester?
He says I’ll never be anything more than a fry cook.
Patrick:
…the most absorbant sponge I’ve ever met.
Thanks, Patrick.
Patrick:
…I have a lot of great ideas but no one ever pays attention to-
-We’re getting off topic, Patrick. The point is, we’re going to get through this crisis together. We don’t need television when we have….Imagination!
Patrick: ICE CREAM (correcting himself)….Imagination
Right, because we’re BFF
Patrick: B-F-F? (trying to pronounce it) Bfffff?
Best friends forever.
Sandy:
We can find a way to halt the increase of the Pyroclastic flow in the subterranean magma chamber
Yeah, what she said! What did she say?
Sandy:
Science yall! That’s the answer.
Horray!
Mayor:
Well Plankton, it seems your plan is the will of the fish-
-Wait everyone
Mayor:
…Neptune’s trident! There aren’t enough clams in all Bikini Bottom to pay for this!
I guess we’ll have to stay
Mayor:
Start packing, It won’t be long before we kiss Bikini Bottom goodbye.
We can’t abandon our home.
Sandy:
They’ve made up their minds. About me too.
You just have to tell them again! We can use science to-
Sandy:
They’re not going to listen to a land mammal.
We can’t just give up!
[Simple Sponge Ends]
Hey Mr. Krabs! Guess what? We’re not going to have to leave Bikini Bottom after all. I’m putting together a team to save our town
[Daddy Knows Best Ends]
Can I open my eyes now? Hey, don’t cry.
Perch Perkins:
….a giant boulder is rolling down from Mount Humongous! And it’s headed…this way!
Don’t worry, I’ve got it!
This will be the end….unless I can stop it. I have to get the team together!
(Not a simple sponge x3)
Patrick’s Rock Scene
Get ready, Patrick! We’re gonna climb that volcano and use science to stop it from blowing! Are you with me?
Five Sardines:
Life smells weird! Life smells weird!
What was that all about?
Patrick:
…the inner mechanisems of my mind are an enigma-
-Come on, Patrick. We have to get Sandy! Team member number three.
Patrick:
Sandy! Hey Sandy!
We’ve been looking for you everywhere! We have a volcano to beat- and we need you on the team.
Sandy:
This town doesn’t want my help- they want me gone.
You can’t leave!
Sandy:
…And now it’s time to dig up my acorns again and push on.
Please don’t leave, Sandy.
We need YOU on the team!
[Hero is my Middle Name]
Squidward:
So it all comes down to this.
Hey Squidward, good news! We’re going to save Bikini Bottom.
Plankton:
What’re you talking about, Rhombus Slacks?
Sandy’s going to build and ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano and all we have to do is climb to the top and drop it in!
Squidward:
Nobody’s ever made it to the top alive.
When you say nobody, is that a figure of speech or…?
Five Sardine Devotees:
Patrick Star!
Patrick Star!
Patrick Star!
It’s the sardines…
[End of Super Sea Star Savior]
No, no, no, no, no, you can’t leave! We have a mountain to climb!
Patrick:
This is my moment, Spongebob.
Don’t ruin it.
Okay then. Go. I don’t need you.
Patrick:
You don’t?
Nope, forget about our team.
Patrick:
Well… at least I don’t live in a fruit!
At least I don’t have a conehead!
Patrick: At least I’m not a square!
SQUARE! SQUARE!
PINK! PINK!
Patrick:
YELLOW!
FINE!!
Patrick:
We’re out.
What’re we going to do? Patrick’s the brawn, there’s no way we can get up that mountain without him.
Sandy:
Are they gone?
Yup.
Sandy:
Then let’s going while the coast is clear.
Do you have the ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano?
Sandy:
Meet the Erupt-er interrupter.
Catchy name!
Sandy: Okay! Duty calls. To the mountain!
Heroes, march!
French Narrator:
Zut alors! It is a race against time!
Hey, check out this sign.
Sandy:
That’s quite an achievment.
I can’t do this…
I can’t do this…
Sandy:
We got this! Eyes on the prize!
Is it just me or is it getting pretty toasty up here?
Plankton & Karen:
FIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEEE!
Do you hear that?
Sandy:
It’s an avalanche!
I’m slipping!
Sandy:
I’ve got you! Hold on.
I think this is goodbye, Sandy. These are my last words.
Sandy:
No!
Look over there!
Sandy:
Those are your last words?
No! It’s Patrick! And he has your jetpack!
Patrick:
Ill save you!
Spooooooonngeeeeeebooooob (slow-mo)
Paaaaaatriiiiiccckkkkkkkk (Slow-mo)
You came back!
Patrick: ….adoring masses is pretty awesome…but they’re not really there for me. Not like you are.
Hey, We’re BFFs. Being there for each other is what we do.
We’re best friends and this is the friend dance!
We’re best friends and this is the friend dance!
Patrick:
…Management Skills.
Really?
Sandy:
You can do this!
Give me the Erupt-er Interrupter.
Okay.
[Not A Simple Sponge Reprise]
I’m here and it’s really really hot.
Sandy and Patrick:
One…..two….
Wait!! On three or after three?
Patrick:
I don’t get the question.
Like one two three or one two three UNGH.
Patrick:
Yeah…one two three UNGH.
Got it.
[End of Slide Whistle]
Come on, you two! We gotta get back to Bikini Bottom!
Patrick:
I have an idea.
We could roll down.
Sandy:
OK boys, let’s do this thing
Us, go!
(Citizens of Bikini Bottom freaking out)
Scene “Bikini Bottom Town Square”
Stoooooooppp!!!!
Sandy: …In seven minutes, we’ll know if we saved the town.
But if you keep going like this, it won’t matter either way. There wont be anything left to save.
Squidward:
Deep thoughts, Spongebob, but-
At times like these we should be coming together. Instead everyones looking for someone to blame, or follow, to exploit or control.
Squidward:
…and despair. You didn’t believe.
And I still don’t. Just look at the sun. It’s still shining. Look at us. We still have each other.
“Best Day Ever”
Sandy:
Come on, Erupt-er Interrupter.
Come on….
5….4….3…..2….
Plankton:
It didn’t erupt.
Look Sandy- Bubbles, it worked just like you said.
Krabs:
I think you could be amamnger someday.
Patrick:
Told you.
I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!
Krabs:
At same salary, of course
YAYY!!!!! We should celebrate- let’s have a concert.
Patrick:
Oooh, OOOOH, is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward, you’ll sing and dance of course…
Sandy:
Appreciate that. But I’m not sure I can trust y’all again.
Give them another chance?
Sandy:
Someone get me a gui-tar!
Okay everyone, places for the concert! One two three four!
