Singh song- Daljit Nagra

Question 1

Sigh song [shops]:

Answer 1

“I run just one ov my daddy’s shops… but ven nobody in I do di lock cus up di stairs is my new bride”

Question 2

Sigh song [unconventional]:

Answer 2

“She effing at my mum in all di colours of Punjabi”

Question 3

Sigh song [where]:

Answer 3

“Hey Singh ver yoo bin?”

Question 4

Singh song [worst]:

Answer 4

“In di worst Indian shop on di whole Indian road”