Silly Joke Flashcards
面条踩了包子。包子很生气，打了面条。面条跑了。一天，包子看见了方便面。包子一边打方便面一边说：你以为汤了头发，我就不认识你了？
Miàntiáo cǎile bāozi. Bāozi hěn shēngqì, dǎle miàntiáo. Miàntiáo pǎole. Yītiān, bāozi kànjiànle fāngbiànmiàn. Bāozi yībiān dǎ fāngbiànmiàn yībiān shuō: Nǐ yǐwéi tāngle tóufǎ, wǒ jiù bù rènshí nǐle?
冷校花
lěng xiàohuà
lame (“cold”) joke
好笑
hǎoxiào
funny
方便
fāngbiàn
convenient
生气
shēngqì
angry
方便面
fāng biàn miàn
instant noodles
以为
yǐwéi
to think mistakenly
对不起，我踩了你。
Duìbùqǐ, wǒ cǎile nǐ.
I’m sorry I stepped on your toe.
地铁太挤了，我经常被人踩。
Dìtiě tài jǐle, wǒ jīngcháng bèi rén cǎi.
The underground is so crowded, I often get stepped on by other people.
她踩了自己的裙子，摔倒了。
Tā cǎile zìjǐ de qúnzi, shuāi dǎo le.
She stepped on her own skirt and fell down.
小偷跑了。
Xiǎotōu pǎole.
The thief ran away.
狗看见了人，就跑了。
Gǒu kànjiànle rén, jiù pǎole.
The dog saw someone and ran away.
打他的那个人跑了。
Dǎ tāde nàge rén pǎole.
The man who hit him ran away.
我们去咖啡馆吧，可以一边喝咖啡一边聊天。
Wǒmen qù kāfēi guǎn ba, kěyǐ yībiān hē kāfēi yībiān liáotiān.
Let’s go to a cafe where we can have a chat over a cup of coffee.
宝宝，不可以一边看电视一边吃饭。
Bǎobǎo, bù kěyǐ yībiān kàn diànshì yībiān chīfàn.
Darling, you can’t watch TV and have a meal at the same time.
