Shrek Jr Flashcards
Scene 8:
Are You Princess Fiona?
I am Awaiting a knight as so bold as to rescue me
Ah that’s nice. Now let’s go
But wait sir knight I have long awaited this day. And I wouldst first like to knowest the name of my champion.
Um Shrek
Sir Shrek. I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.
S: Let’s Go.
F: Now Holdest on Sir Knight. Don’t you want to savor this moment? It beeth our first meet and it shall be a wonderful and romantic scene. (Angery) Romantic Scene.
Donkey: Ahem
F: And where would be a brave knight without his noble steed?
She called me a noble steed!
Well, sir Shrek the battle is won you may remove your helmet
I have helmet hair
Please, I wouldest look upon the face of my rescuer.
No you wouldn’t…est
But how will you kiss me?
It’s a perk!!
No it’s destiny! “A princess is rescued by a brave knight and then they share true love first kiss.”
Ha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
What’s so funny?
No your type
Take off you helmet
Scene 9:
Morning!
Good Morning Men
Chipper
And why shouldn’t I be? It’s a new day full of promised and fresh starts.
It is?
Yes and the first thing I’d like to do is apologize for my behavior yesterday. We’ve obviously gotten off on the wrong foot. I wanna make it up to you.
You would?
Yes, you did rescue me after all. So, I gathered a backed of berries for the trip and made you all each a daisy chain. We’ve got a log journey ahead of us. To Duloc!