Shrek Jr Flashcards

1
Q

Scene 8:

Are You Princess Fiona?

A

I am Awaiting a knight as so bold as to rescue me

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2
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Ah that’s nice. Now let’s go

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But wait sir knight I have long awaited this day. And I wouldst first like to knowest the name of my champion.

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3
Q

Um Shrek

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Sir Shrek. I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.

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4
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S: Let’s Go.

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F: Now Holdest on Sir Knight. Don’t you want to savor this moment? It beeth our first meet and it shall be a wonderful and romantic scene. (Angery) Romantic Scene.

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5
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Donkey: Ahem

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F: And where would be a brave knight without his noble steed?

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6
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She called me a noble steed!

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Well, sir Shrek the battle is won you may remove your helmet

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7
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I have helmet hair

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Please, I wouldest look upon the face of my rescuer.

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8
Q

No you wouldn’t…est

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But how will you kiss me?

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9
Q

It’s a perk!!

A

No it’s destiny! “A princess is rescued by a brave knight and then they share true love first kiss.”

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10
Q

Ha

Hahahahahahahahahaha

A

What’s so funny?

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11
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No your type

A

Take off you helmet

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12
Q

Scene 9:

Morning!

A

Good Morning Men

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13
Q

Chipper

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And why shouldn’t I be? It’s a new day full of promised and fresh starts.

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14
Q

It is?

A

Yes and the first thing I’d like to do is apologize for my behavior yesterday. We’ve obviously gotten off on the wrong foot. I wanna make it up to you.

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15
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You would?

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Yes, you did rescue me after all. So, I gathered a backed of berries for the trip and made you all each a daisy chain. We’ve got a log journey ahead of us. To Duloc!

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16
Q

Punch Buggy!

A

Ow. So tell me about my groom to be. What’s he like?

17
Q

He has short supply.

A

Really?

18
Q

A little intimidating

A

Well he must be

19
Q

Small Talk

A

Okay. What are you doing?

20
Q

Three Feet or so?

A

Alright, yuck it up it doesn’t bother me. Not today. After a lifetime of misery, things are finally going my way.

21
Q

It must’ve been nice to have a room and a cozy bed. Which is much more than when I left home.

A

You not actually comparing yourself to what I endured?

22
Q

I’m just saying you don’t corner the market on unhappy childhoods.

A

Thee are things you don’t know. Ya know about me. How rough I had it.

23
Q

What you run out of shampoo?

A

I mean about my life.

24
Q

Here we are, Duloc.

A

I didn’t realize we were so close. Maybe it can wait until morning.

25
Q

What? Morning?

A

Why Not? I’ve spent my whole life without true love, what’s one more night?

26
Q

Beautiful Sunset.

A

Sunset?! Oh my gosh. Sunset! Oh no. I mean…it’s late very late.

27
Q

What? (Fiona looks back at the sunset with concern)

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I’m sorry but I have to go.

28
Q

Oh. Alright.

A

Good Night.

29
Q

“This morning this morning this morning……”

A

Shrek oh thank goodness, there’s something I have to tell you.

30
Q

You don’t have to tell me nothin. I heard what you said.

A

Oh. You heard what I said?

31
Q

“Who could love such a ugly terrible beast”

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But…I thought that wouldn’t matter to you.

32
Q

Forgive me Princess, for startling you. I am Lord Farquaad.

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Lord Farquaad. Forgive me, for I was saying a SHORT… farewell.

33
Q

It’s not like it has feelings.

A

No, you’re right “it” doesn’t.

34
Q

Excellent. I’ll start the plans…for tomarrow we wed.

A

No!

I mean, ah, why wait? Let’s get married today. Before Sunset.

35
Q

Stop the Wedding.

A

Shrek…?

36
Q

Fiona - I need to talk to you.

A

Oh now you wanna talk? Well it’s a little late for that. So if you excuse me -

37
Q

But you can’t marry him.

A

And why not?

38
Q

Guards, take this abomination out of my sight.

A

No! Ugh… I mean… let’s hear what the … monster has to say. It may be worth a laugh.

39
Q

Are we ready darling?

A

No. i can’t. (Run off stage)