She kills monsters

Question 1

Tilly: Hey guys, what’s up?

Answer 1

Were you just looking at me?

Question 2

Evil Gabbi: I think she’s lying.

Answer 2

I hate liars.

Question 3

Tilly: That’s not true.

Answer 3

Are you saying I’m ugly?

Question 4

Tilly: No.

Answer 4

Then do you think I’m pretty?

Question 5

Tilly: Uh…

Answer 5

I don’t understand “uh”. I don’t speak “uh”.

Question 6

Agnes: Owwww!

Answer 6

I don’t speak “ow” either.

Question 7

Tilly: No, I do I do! I think you’re very pretty, you’re so pretty!

Answer 7

Of course you think I’m pretty…dyke!

Question 8

Evil Gabbi: Sorry, Evil Tina is just really sensitive about her looks.

Answer 8

Shut up, Evil Gabbi!

Question 9

Tilly: Uh… (Second time)

Answer 9

Again with the “uh’s”!

Question 10

You grab Agnes’s hair

Answer 10

I knew you were gay!

Question 11

Evil Gabbi: Hahaha! Dyke, you’re so in love with me!

Answer 11

Here, why don’t you make-out with your sister?

Question 12

You and Evil Gabbi circle your victims

Answer 12

See you around. Lesbians.

Question 13

You and Evil Gabbi walk towards Agnes expect you aren’t actually evil you’re just students.

Answer 13

Hello, Agnes!

Question 14

Evil Gabbi: Hi!

Answer 14

Do you have a minute?

Question 15

Evil Gabbi: Just one free minute?

Answer 15

You & Evil Gabbi: Please please please!!!

Question 16

Agnes: Uh okay. Sure. What’s up?

Answer 16

I’m Tina.

Question 17

Evil Gabbi: And I’m Gabbi.

Answer 17

And we’re both on this year’s yearbook committee representing the Freshman class and we were wondering if it’d be okay if we ran an ad in this year’s Bobcat Annual.

Question 18

Evil Gabbi: Well, it’s not an ad for us, silly!

Answer 18

It’s just by us.

Question 19

Evil Gabbi: For Tilly.

Answer 19

You & Evil Gabbi: Your sister.

Question 20

Agnes: I know who my sister is.

Answer 20

We wanted to do one for her last year at our Junior High, but it was already off to the printer by the time-

Question 21

Evil Gabbi: Tragedy struck.

Answer 21

So we couldn’t.

Question 22

Evil Gabbi: So we thought we’d do one this year.

Answer 22

To show that she’ll always be part of the Class of ‘99.

Question 23

Evil Gabbi: That she’ll always be one of us.

Answer 23

You & Evil Gabbi: And that we love her.

Question 24

Evil Gabbi: Of course.

Answer 24

She was such a good spirit.

Question 25

Evil Gabbi: She always knew how to make someone smile.

Answer 25

We were both just devastated when it happened. I mean we didn't hang out as much as we should, but- You & Evil Gabbi: We both consider her a very close friend.

Question 26

Agnes: Is that right?

Answer 26

We admired her.

Question 27

Agnes: Right.

Answer 27

So we're like sisters.

Question 28

Agnes: Yeah. And me being on the voting panel for who makes it to JV from the Freshman squad would have nothing to do with this, correct?

Answer 28

No, not at all!

Question 29

Agnes: What about Tillius? What did you think of Tillius?

Answer 29

Um, who?

Question 30

Agnes: Yeah, you guys were real super close.

Answer 30

So what do you think?

Question 31

Agnes: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE! NOW!!! Before I rip your stupid eyeballs out.

Answer 31

Okay!

Question 32

Evil Gabbi: Oh my God, Evil Tina, look! An impenetrable wall of gay.

Answer 32

How will we ever get passed them?

Question 33

Miles: Guys, they're just cheerleaders. What are they going to do?

Answer 33

You & Evil Gabbi: Heeheehee!

Question 34

*You & Evil Gabbi rip Miles heart out, and he falls to the ground dead.*

Answer 34

Yummy, I was looking for a snack.

Question 35

Evil Gabbi: How hungry are you, Evil Tina?

Answer 35

Starving.

Question 36

Evil Gabbi: What would you like first? Light or dark meant?

Answer 36

I'm in the mood for...geek.

Question 37

Evil Gabbi: Oh no, what will we fight them with?

Answer 37

We're so unarmed.

Question 38

Steve: It is I, the great Mage STEVE, returned to do battle with...

Answer 38

I guess that answers that.

Question 39

*You fight and push Agnes and Tilly to the ground.*

Answer 39

Awww, look at the little nerd girl.

Question 40

Evil Gabbi: Are you going to pee your pants, nerd girl.

Answer 40

Don't worry, dyke, your pain us about to end!

Question 41

Tilly: LILITH!!!

Answer 41

Aww, did your girlfriend just die?

Question 42

Kalliope: Prepare to be ushered to your deaths.

Answer 42

You can't beat us.

Question 43

Agnes: Who said we were going to do it with our fists?

Answer 43

What do you mean?

Question 44

*You & Evil Gabbi dance battle them and then get stabbed in the backs*

Answer 44

No fair!