Sharpey Lines in act 2

Question 1

Prince: it can’t get any worse

Answer 1

Sharpey: I’m sorry I’m a bit rusty from trampolining

Question 2

Dandini : you did

Prince and Cinderella begin to dance

Answer 2

Sharpey: well what a cheek, she marches in here and steals the prince from right under our noses, and I’d made such an effort to look my best tonight; I’ve even washed behind my ears

Question 3

Gabby and sharpey grab the prince

Answer 3

Sharpey: you’ve been avoiding us all evening your princedom, don’t fight it, I know you want me, they’re playing your song

Question 4

Gabby: well, some people know how to make an entrance

Answer 4

Sharpey: …………. and an exit! Miss goody two shoes waltzes in, flutters her eyes lashes at the prince and the rest of us don’t stand a chance. Then once she’s got him hook line and sinker, she runs out the door.

Question 5

Stepmother: I mean about that girl, I’m sure I know her

Answer 5

Sharpey: princess of dreams indeed… what sort of stupid name is that

Question 6

Stepmother: you’ve got those shoes on the wrong feet

Answer 6

Sharpey: but these are the only feet I’ve got

Question 7

Stepmother: yes, even in my glass if you have to. We must get back to the hall as quickly as possible

Answer 7

Sharpey: or find this mystery girl and get rid of her

Question 8

Stepmother: I think I do, girls, go and get buttons

Answer 8

Sharpey: so buttons was the mystery woman?

Question 9

Gabby: Cinderella the love of your life

Answer 9

Sharpey: would be taken away from you forever

Question 10

Buttons: you mean you’d carry on treating her like a slave, do I look stupid?

Answer 10

Sisters: yes

Question 11

Stepmother: stupid boy, don’t worry girls, everything around here will soon return to normal, now we’ve got buttons on our side. Let’s not forget, my well being is the most important thing of all

Answer 11

Sharpey: what if it was one of us the prince was in love with, would you be planning to hide us away, and here us here forever?

Question 12

Gabby: the hunt is over my sweet, take me in your arms and carry me away

Answer 12

Sharpey: the only way he’ll carry you if is he’s brought a crane with him

Question 13

Gabby: it fits, it fits

Answer 13

Sharpey: it doesn’t, it doesn’t

Question 14

Stepmother: don’t be ridiculous

Answer 14

Sharpey:(calls of stage) buttons

Question 15

Gabby: you never know with him

Buttons enters

Answer 15

Sharpey: go and fetch Cinderella

Question 16

Gabby: we’ve wanted to say this for a long, mother

Answer 16

Sisters: shut up

Question 17

Gabby: you’ve made it perfectly clear, we mean nothing to you

Answer 17

Sharpey: we’ve suddenly realised what a selfish old have you are, and thanks to your influence, we’ve made the life of our step sister horrendous and treated her as a slave

Question 18

Fairy waves wand after funny positions

Answer 18

Sharpey: mum are you alright?

Question 19

Buttons: blimey this is good stuff

Enter sisters

Answer 19

Sisters: hi buttons