Section 1

Question 1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer 1

Because you didn’t cook it, it crossed the raw-d!

Question 2

What do you call an Alan who got fat?

Answer 2

Alan Sugar

Question 3

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Answer 3

Because it was stuffed

Question 4

What do you call a security guard working outside a samsung shop?

Answer 4

Guardians of the galaxy

Question 5

Why shouldn’t you fart in an Apple store?

Answer 5

There’s No windows

Question 6

What do you call Cheese that’s not yours?

Answer 6

Nacho Cheese

Question 7

What do you call 2 dinosaurs that were in an accident?

Answer 7

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Question 8

What is the opposite of a croissant?

Answer 8

A happy uncle

Question 9

I tripped in France

Answer 9

Eiffel Over

Question 10

What did the cannibal chose as his last meal?

Answer 10

Five Guys

Question 11

I tried catching fog the other day

Answer 11

Mist

Question 12

I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my Lawn

Answer 12

He Just didn’t cut it

Question 13

What does a cockney pay for a shampoo?

Answer 13

Pantene

Question 14

The man who invented Velcro has died

Answer 14

Rip

Question 15

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

Answer 15

For Hispanic attacks

Question 16

Apparently, David Hasselhoff is changing his name to David Hoff

Answer 16

He can’t be asked with the hassle anymore

Question 17

Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?

Answer 17

He’s finding it hard to deal with

Question 18

Why do dwarfs work in tesco?

Answer 18

Every Little Helps