Section 1 Flashcards
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because you didn’t cook it, it crossed the raw-d!
What do you call an Alan who got fat?
Alan Sugar
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed
What do you call a security guard working outside a samsung shop?
Guardians of the galaxy
Why shouldn’t you fart in an Apple store?
There’s No windows
What do you call Cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese
What do you call 2 dinosaurs that were in an accident?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
What is the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle
I tripped in France
Eiffel Over
What did the cannibal chose as his last meal?
Five Guys
I tried catching fog the other day
Mist
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my Lawn
He Just didn’t cut it
What does a cockney pay for a shampoo?
Pantene
The man who invented Velcro has died
Rip
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
For Hispanic attacks
Apparently, David Hasselhoff is changing his name to David Hoff
He can’t be asked with the hassle anymore
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He’s finding it hard to deal with
Why do dwarfs work in tesco?
Every Little Helps
