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‘Someone to care for’

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Do I smell food?

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Good day. Unstable. Definitely unstable.

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Hey, hey! Good afternoon, miss. Sorry I can’t stop. I’m off to India to have tea with the maharajah. Cheerio.

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Bring the bread, will you, Grandpa?

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Yes sir, certainly sir.

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And the pepper and salt, please.

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Right away, sir. Oh! Sausage and egg, my favourite.

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How was India?

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India? I tell you something, I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.

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How he got into my pyjamas I shall never know.

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You’ve heard it before.

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That’s terrible. We can’t let that happen, Grandpa.

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No, defiantly no. Can’t be having any skwodging going on.

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Goodnight Daddy goodnight Grandpa.

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Goodnight children.

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Goodnight my darlings.

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You’ve done it now, haven’t you?

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You think Coggins might do a deal? So much a week?

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Him down the road? Sure, He’s so mean he wouldn’t light your pipe if his house was on fire. That was lightening I heard! You know what that means? I’ll be up all night, rain pouring in.

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Why don’t you sleep in the workshop?

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I’m the workshop? You promised to fix my bedroom roof. I shall be sitting in bed with my umbrella up all night. I wouldn’t mind but the umbrella has as many holes as the roof! When are you going to fix it, eh Caractacus?

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I will Grandpa. It’s just…

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Caractacus, my boy. Listen… It’s time you woke up. - At your age, I did a day’s work… For a day’s pay, polishing boots. I was the smartest batman in the army. When my Brigadier went into action, the natives were so blinded by his boots, they couldn’t see to fight. Well, I’m off to bed, or should I say off to catch me death of cold.

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Goodnight Grandpa, I will look at the roof, I promise.

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Hummmm

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Come on. What do you think of this? Isn’t she a beauty?

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That’s a nice pile of junk, my boy.

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It needs a little work, but there’s a fine engine under here.

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It doesn’t go, though, does it?

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We’re off! Hurray!

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It won’t work, of course. Another catastrophe about to happen.

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Come on, Grandpa, push.

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With my back, my boy, I have to save my strength for the West Indies, got a long way to go you know.

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Can we stay and watch?

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We’d better go. You know what your dad’s like when he’s working.

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But Grandpa we wanted to stay and watch.

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I’ll make you a nice cup of tea. Don’t overdo it, my boy. You might exhaust yourself. Come on! I guess my trip to the West Indies can wait a while. Don’t suppose it will go anywhere, heh.

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It’s awfully quiet in there.

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Come on children breakfast is ready.

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He’s been there for days!

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Come and have your breakfast.

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Daddy said the car would be finished today.

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Darlin’ you’ll be waiting a month of Sunday’s before he’s finished that. Come on.

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Grandpa, come on. We’re going on a picnic.

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It’ll never go, my dears. Not if he’s had anything to do with it.

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But it is going.

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Then it’ll never stop. Anyway, it’s far too hot.

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Where are you going?

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Me? I’ve changed my plans, I’m off to Alaska, me boy. Cheerio.

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Here we go. Mind your back, Grandpa.

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Nasty, smelly things, mortar cars.

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“Carac - a -tacatus Potts.” “Inventor”. Typical English eccentric. That must be the inventor. Pardink me for protruding but have I the pleasure of undressing Herr… Mr Potts?

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That’s me. What do you want? You selling something? I don’t want nothing. Excuse me, I’m off to Africa.

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Quickly! This way! Quickly! Get up the ladder! Quickly! Quickly up! Take it up! Now over here! Up! Up! Wait for me.

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Hello. What’s your game, then? What’s going on? I’m flying.

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I don’t know

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Caractacus my boy, I’m being kidnapped.

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What are you doing? You come down here.

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It’s me, your own father.

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They won’t get away with that. Hold tight back there.

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Caractacus!

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Hold on Grandpa. We’re coming! Come back, Grandpa.

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I’m being abducted by foreigners. Caractacus!

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Don’t worry about Grandpa. He can take care of himself.

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‘Posh!!’

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Vulgaria welcomes the brilliant Professor Potts, inventory extraordinary.

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Professor, excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of mistake you see I’m not…

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You are not Professor Potts, xD inventor?

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What would you like me to invent, sir?

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Like amphibian English motee car. Float over the credit wave of the wart.

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It’s not that easy without my lavatory.

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24 hours nosey grindstone

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Proper card, he is. Odd sense of humour. Stuff me head with sauerkraut.

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When I first came here, I was a midget.

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Phew! But, I mean, a floating car! That’s impossible!

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Nothing’s impossible.

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That’s what my son’s always saying.

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Courage, man.

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‘Roses of success!!’

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The flying car. At last it’s mine. Send for the inventor. Now, then, fly. Fly. Come on. Fly. Fly, fly, fly. I command you to fly!

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Hello! What’s this doing here?

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Hurry up.

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I am doing my best, sir. Just a minute. Here’s one we haven’t tried.

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Look, there’s Chitty. She’s come to save us.

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Hello. What’s that car doing here?

43
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Grandpa, are you alright?

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Caractacus! My boy.

44
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That’s wiped out your cavalry.

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But I have my second infantry battalion attacking from the rear.

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Ahh there you are young Potts, I’ve been waiting for you.

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And that wiped out your artillery.

46
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Fancy you being old Bungie’s son, best batman I ever had.

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Thank you, sir. My boy, allow me to introduce to you my brigadier.

47
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Potts, how about some more tea?

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Right away , sir.

48
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Have I?

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It’s the posh life for us all now my boy.

49
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What’s the matter with the fella?

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He’s a bit of an eccentric, sir. A genius, of course. But defiantly an eccentric. Can’t imagine where he gets it from.