Script Flashcards
Act 1 scene 1 entrance
Fiona, Fiona I have the extra firewood you requested
(Surprised by audience)
Well hello there boys and girls
Ahhh, it’s an ogre!!!
Let’s try that again… hello there boys and girls
Ahh it’s an ogre (act 1 scene 1)
Charming… love I’ve never heard that reaction before!! Welcome to my swamp, now behave or I will have you all evicted. I’ve done that before wkd be warned, I will do it again, so you all better behave! Glad we’ve got that settles. Now, boys and girls, have you seen princess Fiona anywhere??
Donkey: SHHHHH!!! Are you sitting comfortably? Then shrek… let’s begin
That’ll do donkey, that’ll do
It’s uncle donkey to you!
The story of ogre Claus
Every ogre living alone in a swamp, hates Christmas… a lot!
The story of ogre Claus
Every ogre living alone in a swamp, hates Christmas… a lot!
But ogre claus who lived in the dampest swamp of all… did not!!
Ogre Claus loved Christmas, the whole Christmas season
But ogre claus who lived in the dampest swamp of all… did not!!
Ogre Claus loved Christmas, the whole Christmas season
Please dont ask Why, no why quite knows the reason
It could be his head didn’t fit in his wig
Please dont ask Why, no why quite knows the reason
It could be his head didn’t fit in his wig
It could be perhaps he loved to dance and jig!
But I think most likely of all… if we dig
May have been his heart was slightly too… big
Fiona: and even our toys!
Now of course this just an old ogre legend, could it really be true?
An ogre who wants to spread joy and love to everyone… even you?
Fiona and little ogres hug
Shrek walks toward audience
Of course, it could be a commercial ploy to make an ogres life even more miserable!
Fiona: while we watch our favourite Christmas movies
It’s a wonderful ogre
Donkey: you did order the turkey, didn’t you?
Donkey shhh !!! Fiona, my love, I am just going to collect the turkey as promised and I really won’t be long. Donkey, you have got to distract Fiona until I get back
Donkey: Shrek man, what am I supposed to do
Come, please donkey
Donkey: I’ve told you, it’s uncle donkey to you
Thanks, YOURE a real pal
Story of my life ends
Merry Christmas everyone!!
Pinocchio: our hero
Well, I was certainly not expecting this welcome back
Fiona: this is very odd, YOURE not behaving like yourselves at all
If only there was someone who knew what was going on
Fiona: did you say-
Fiona, they clearly said we have been cursed
Magic mirror: and save Christmas Day for all of your slog
Well, this can only mean one thing Donkey… off to Duloc we go