Script Flashcards
Act 1 scene 1 entrance
Fiona, Fiona I have the extra firewood you requested
(Surprised by audience)
Well hello there boys and girls
Ahhh, it’s an ogre!!!
Let’s try that again… hello there boys and girls
Ahh it’s an ogre (act 1 scene 1)
Charming… love I’ve never heard that reaction before!! Welcome to my swamp, now behave or I will have you all evicted. I’ve done that before wkd be warned, I will do it again, so you all better behave! Glad we’ve got that settles. Now, boys and girls, have you seen princess Fiona anywhere??
Donkey: SHHHHH!!! Are you sitting comfortably? Then shrek… let’s begin
That’ll do donkey, that’ll do
It’s uncle donkey to you!
The story of ogre Claus
Every ogre living alone in a swamp, hates Christmas… a lot!
The story of ogre Claus
Every ogre living alone in a swamp, hates Christmas… a lot!
But ogre claus who lived in the dampest swamp of all… did not!!
Ogre Claus loved Christmas, the whole Christmas season
But ogre claus who lived in the dampest swamp of all… did not!!
Ogre Claus loved Christmas, the whole Christmas season
Please dont ask Why, no why quite knows the reason
It could be his head didn’t fit in his wig
Please dont ask Why, no why quite knows the reason
It could be his head didn’t fit in his wig
It could be perhaps he loved to dance and jig!
But I think most likely of all… if we dig
May have been his heart was slightly too… big
Fiona: and even our toys!
Now of course this just an old ogre legend, could it really be true?
An ogre who wants to spread joy and love to everyone… even you?
Fiona and little ogres hug
Shrek walks toward audience
Of course, it could be a commercial ploy to make an ogres life even more miserable!
Fiona: while we watch our favourite Christmas movies
It’s a wonderful ogre
Donkey: you did order the turkey, didn’t you?
Donkey shhh !!! Fiona, my love, I am just going to collect the turkey as promised and I really won’t be long. Donkey, you have got to distract Fiona until I get back
Donkey: Shrek man, what am I supposed to do
Come, please donkey
Donkey: I’ve told you, it’s uncle donkey to you
Thanks, YOURE a real pal
Story of my life ends
Merry Christmas everyone!!
Pinocchio: our hero
Well, I was certainly not expecting this welcome back
Fiona: this is very odd, YOURE not behaving like yourselves at all
If only there was someone who knew what was going on
Fiona: did you say-
Fiona, they clearly said we have been cursed
Magic mirror: and save Christmas Day for all of your slog
Well, this can only mean one thing Donkey… off to Duloc we go
Fiona: please be back for Christmas Day shrek, we need you here
Fiona, I won’t let you down
Steed
That’ll do donkey!!
That’ll do donkey!
(After noble steed call and response)
Well you are all very kind, and I’m glad to see things are more relaxed around here, but we have a problem we need your help with
Duloc 1: shrek how can we help
Well it appears lord farquaad wasn’t eaten by Daisy Dragon, and he’s cast a spell on all the fairy tale creatures which has made them all Christmas grinches, we need to save Christmas at the swamp!
Duloc 2: how can we help lord shrek
We’ve heard tell of a secret potion that can help lift the curse
All: uh on!!
What’s wrong?
Duloc: there is one way you could help save Christmas
Anything?
Duloc: her beautiful, bright eyes can help lift the curse
Nice one donkey!
DONKET: I’m only late for one date… it’s a bit of an overreaction
Please help us find our way to Daisy, we’ve forgotten our way since October!
Duloc (2) finishes
Off to the dragons keep we go!
DONKET: hey we’re at the dragons keep!
Donkey, be careful, look at the ice queens, remeber what the du lovers said… don’t look them directly in the eye or we’ll become an ice sculpture
Dragon: yesssss
Merry Christmas Daisy!!! We’ve been searching all over for you!!
Donkey: well… I
We’ve got to get a move on, I don’t want to be late, it’s Christmas Day, Fiona will go ballistic if we’re later
Donkey: I just wanted to know if you would do me the homour of
Anyway, we have broght some friends to see you!
All: congratulations
Daisy, please come back to the swamp and help us melt farquaads curse
Shrek and donkey fly in on dragon
Merry Christmas, we’re home!!
Donkey: yeah, we’re back to defeat farquaad
Fiona, you were calling for us?
Fiona: this princess still doesn’t need anyone to rescue her
I am so proud of you
Fiona: that’s another problem, farquaad seems to have kidnapped everyone
Oh no he hasn’t
Oh yes he has!!
Well, Fiona it’s a good job DONKET and I thought of that
I’ll be there for you Ende
Donkey, you’re more that a friend to us
Fiona: that reminds me… did you get the turkey
Snothers all around??
Fiona: what you tried to ruin Christmas
That you tried to make our friends scrooges and miss this special day
Farquaad: no i had a Dream that fiona left me at the alter for an oh
For a…
Fiona: ogre Claus, welcome to our swamp
He’e actually real!
Farquaad: Daddy
Now I really have heard it all!!
All: donkey!!
Now I really have heard it all
All: lads and lasses from the room, together been shrektacullar and I love you to The können
All boys and girls no matter how small or tall, should let the Christmas magic fall
All boys and girls no matter how small or tall, should let the Christmas magic fall
Keep believing in tales that seem unreal, like ogres and Santa, remember how they made little you feel
Keep believing in tales that seem unreal, like ogres and Santa, remember how they made little you feel
It’s never to late to melt a mean ogre heart, to believe in Christmas and create a fresh start
