Script Flashcards

1
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Act 1 scene 1 entrance

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Fiona, Fiona I have the extra firewood you requested
(Surprised by audience)
Well hello there boys and girls

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Ahhh, it’s an ogre!!!

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Let’s try that again… hello there boys and girls

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3
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Ahh it’s an ogre (act 1 scene 1)

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Charming… love I’ve never heard that reaction before!! Welcome to my swamp, now behave or I will have you all evicted. I’ve done that before wkd be warned, I will do it again, so you all better behave! Glad we’ve got that settles. Now, boys and girls, have you seen princess Fiona anywhere??

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4
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Donkey: SHHHHH!!! Are you sitting comfortably? Then shrek… let’s begin

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That’ll do donkey, that’ll do

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5
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It’s uncle donkey to you!

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The story of ogre Claus
Every ogre living alone in a swamp, hates Christmas… a lot!

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The story of ogre Claus
Every ogre living alone in a swamp, hates Christmas… a lot!

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But ogre claus who lived in the dampest swamp of all… did not!!
Ogre Claus loved Christmas, the whole Christmas season

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7
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But ogre claus who lived in the dampest swamp of all… did not!!
Ogre Claus loved Christmas, the whole Christmas season

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Please dont ask Why, no why quite knows the reason
It could be his head didn’t fit in his wig

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Please dont ask Why, no why quite knows the reason
It could be his head didn’t fit in his wig

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It could be perhaps he loved to dance and jig!
But I think most likely of all… if we dig
May have been his heart was slightly too… big

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9
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Fiona: and even our toys!

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Now of course this just an old ogre legend, could it really be true?
An ogre who wants to spread joy and love to everyone… even you?

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10
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Fiona and little ogres hug
Shrek walks toward audience

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Of course, it could be a commercial ploy to make an ogres life even more miserable!

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11
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Fiona: while we watch our favourite Christmas movies

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It’s a wonderful ogre

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12
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Donkey: you did order the turkey, didn’t you?

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Donkey shhh !!! Fiona, my love, I am just going to collect the turkey as promised and I really won’t be long. Donkey, you have got to distract Fiona until I get back

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13
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Donkey: Shrek man, what am I supposed to do

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Come, please donkey

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14
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Donkey: I’ve told you, it’s uncle donkey to you

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Thanks, YOURE a real pal

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15
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Story of my life ends

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Merry Christmas everyone!!

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16
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Pinocchio: our hero

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Well, I was certainly not expecting this welcome back

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17
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Fiona: this is very odd, YOURE not behaving like yourselves at all

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If only there was someone who knew what was going on

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18
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Fiona: did you say-

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Fiona, they clearly said we have been cursed

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19
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Magic mirror: and save Christmas Day for all of your slog

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Well, this can only mean one thing Donkey… off to Duloc we go

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20
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Fiona: please be back for Christmas Day shrek, we need you here

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Fiona, I won’t let you down

21
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Steed

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That’ll do donkey!!

22
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That’ll do donkey!
(After noble steed call and response)

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Well you are all very kind, and I’m glad to see things are more relaxed around here, but we have a problem we need your help with

23
Q

Duloc 1: shrek how can we help

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Well it appears lord farquaad wasn’t eaten by Daisy Dragon, and he’s cast a spell on all the fairy tale creatures which has made them all Christmas grinches, we need to save Christmas at the swamp!

24
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Duloc 2: how can we help lord shrek

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We’ve heard tell of a secret potion that can help lift the curse

25
Q

All: uh on!!

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What’s wrong?

26
Q

Duloc: there is one way you could help save Christmas

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Anything?

27
Q

Duloc: her beautiful, bright eyes can help lift the curse

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Nice one donkey!

28
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DONKET: I’m only late for one date… it’s a bit of an overreaction

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Please help us find our way to Daisy, we’ve forgotten our way since October!

29
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Duloc (2) finishes

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Off to the dragons keep we go!

30
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DONKET: hey we’re at the dragons keep!

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Donkey, be careful, look at the ice queens, remeber what the du lovers said… don’t look them directly in the eye or we’ll become an ice sculpture

31
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Dragon: yesssss

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Merry Christmas Daisy!!! We’ve been searching all over for you!!

32
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Donkey: well… I

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We’ve got to get a move on, I don’t want to be late, it’s Christmas Day, Fiona will go ballistic if we’re later

33
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Donkey: I just wanted to know if you would do me the homour of

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Anyway, we have broght some friends to see you!

34
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All: congratulations

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Daisy, please come back to the swamp and help us melt farquaads curse

35
Q

Shrek and donkey fly in on dragon

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Merry Christmas, we’re home!!

36
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Donkey: yeah, we’re back to defeat farquaad

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Fiona, you were calling for us?

37
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Fiona: this princess still doesn’t need anyone to rescue her

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I am so proud of you

38
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Fiona: that’s another problem, farquaad seems to have kidnapped everyone

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Oh no he hasn’t

39
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Oh yes he has!!

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Well, Fiona it’s a good job DONKET and I thought of that

40
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I’ll be there for you Ende

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Donkey, you’re more that a friend to us

41
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Fiona: that reminds me… did you get the turkey

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Snothers all around??

42
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Fiona: what you tried to ruin Christmas

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That you tried to make our friends scrooges and miss this special day

43
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Farquaad: no i had a Dream that fiona left me at the alter for an oh

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For a…

44
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Fiona: ogre Claus, welcome to our swamp

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He’e actually real!

45
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Farquaad: Daddy

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Now I really have heard it all!!

46
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All: donkey!!

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Now I really have heard it all

47
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All: lads and lasses from the room, together been shrektacullar and I love you to The können

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All boys and girls no matter how small or tall, should let the Christmas magic fall

48
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All boys and girls no matter how small or tall, should let the Christmas magic fall

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Keep believing in tales that seem unreal, like ogres and Santa, remember how they made little you feel

49
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Keep believing in tales that seem unreal, like ogres and Santa, remember how they made little you feel

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It’s never to late to melt a mean ogre heart, to believe in Christmas and create a fresh start