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Opening Line

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I’ve never heard of a Model United Nations before.

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Most People Don’t Do Their Own Homework

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“Chris Copies His Off Stevie”

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Aaron Can I Copy your Homework Again ?

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“Shut Up We’re Narrating”

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Oh Sorry

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“Anyways Mr Smallwood Asks The Question And Chris Is All Like - “

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Wank Fantasy !

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“And Everyone Laughs Even Though It’s not ACTUALLY FUNNY, Because Some Of Us Day-Dream About Working In Politics, Then Charlie’s Like- “

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Reinforce Status Quo

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“Cause He’s Watched One Youtube Video On Che Guevara & Now He Thinks He’s A Communist, Even Though His Parents Have 3 Cars and a Swimming Pool. And Sebastian’s Like”

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I Didn’t Say Anything

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“Even Though He Probably Knows All The Answers, He’s Terrified Of Putting His Hand Up Due To An Overdose Of Social Anxiety During COVID Or Something. Then Stevie Goes - “

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Captain America ?

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“Cause He’s Obsessed With Joining The Army Even Though He Has Asthma And Can’t Even Do One Pull Up, Then Kanes Like - “

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Brexit Means Brexit

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Cause He Literally Has No Idea What’s Going On In The World Right Now, And Only Picked Politics Because He Played Enny-Meeny-Miny-Mo to decide what subject to Take”

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We’re Going To Have Our Own Model United Nations

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“And Then He Goes Onto Explain, A Model United Nations Is Like -“

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So How Does That Sound ?

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“And Everyone’s Like -“

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Er Sorry One Second, I’ve Got One More

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“What ?”

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“Does Anyone Else Have No Idea What We’re Actually Supposed To Be Doing ?”

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“Kane! Mr Smallwood Sent SEVERAL Emails”

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“Have Any Of You Done ANY Of The Research?”

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“I Did !”

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I Don’t Know I Think They’re Good ?

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“Actually- Wrong. North Korea Is A Dictatorship”

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Belgium Last Time They Were In A War They Surrendered

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“No You Can’t Swap, And We’re Not Supposed To Be Starting Wars, We’re Meant To Be Stopping Them !”

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There Are Problems That Need Everyone To Come Together To Help Solve Them

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“Now, Can We Get On With Doing That ? Motion to Open -“

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I’m Not Here By Choice

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“This Is Kevin Kirk. The Worst Person In School”

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You Do Know This Is Mr Smallwood’s Way Way Of Killing Time Before The End Of Term ?

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“No It Isn’t. This Is Important. A lot Of World Leaders Took Part Om Model Untied Nations When They Were At School”

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Yeah And They’ve Done So Well In Real Life

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“Yeah OK Fine They Did, But This Is Our Chance To Do Better, Now Are You JOINING Us Or NOT ?”

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Motion Carried. The Session Is Now In Order

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“And So The Debate Began, and it went… Well, You Can Pretty Much Imagine How It Went.”

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Belgium Declares War On-

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“NOOOO !”

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Erm, What Is A Resolu-

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“We’re Obviously About To Explain ! Mayo ?”

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So I Just Need People To Support

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“Great Britain Is Politically Tied To New Zealand. We Lend. We Lend Our Support!”

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The Only Resolution I Will Sign My Name Too Is This

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“It’s Just A Piece Of Paper That Has SCHOOLS SHIT Written On It

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Okay Can We Have A War Then

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“NO!”

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Decorum, Delegates, Decorum

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“After That, We’re Back Into Session”

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Kevin Doesn’t Budge For That Either

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“Then We Add Amendments Which Is Basically Where People Add Stuff In Take Stuff Out, Generally Try And Make It Better. Some Of Which Are Fine….”

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I’d Like Add A Clause About Human Rights

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“Some Of Which Are Not…”

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Yeah, the Board for Organising Lower Limits on Overall Climate Knowledge Sharing.

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“Which They Only Suggested Because It Spells BOLLOCKS”

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Aaron You With Me Right !?

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“Fine…”

32
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I Want A Baked Potato

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“There Isn’t Time - What Is He Doing ?”

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Kane - “We ?”

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“Yes- A Group Of Us, Like An Alliance, Like A Team. He’s Trying To Sabotage Our Resolutions So We Need People Who Are Going To Be With Us No Matter What. So We Can Pass Down The Resolution And Vote Down Any Unfriendly Amendments- “

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Does It Even Matter

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“We Just Need People On Our Side”

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How Do We Do That

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“We Negotiate”

36
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My Dreams Come True

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“This Is Actually A Good Offer”

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You Don’t Have To Not Play To Make Things Difficult For Everyone Just Saying

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“And What Does That Mean”

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Charlie!

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“The USA Supports What We’re Tryna To Do… Right”

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National Ballot

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“OK, Right, y’know you’re actually allowed to do that… ?

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Damn It. Stevie !

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“What Do You Need ?” Come On, Tell Us ? I Know you’ve Done The Research- All About Peanuts”

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AND Could I Give A Rude Name

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“Fine! Fine it’s YOURS…”

42
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Right OK Good

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Who’s Left

43
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Great We Don’t Need To Worry About Him

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“Great let’s get back”

44
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BELL RINGS

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“After Lunch We Go Back Into Debate”

45
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Saudi Arabia Proposes A Cutting Clause, Capping Countries Use Of Oil And Gas

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“POINT OF INFORMATION”

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Granted

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“Great Britain Doesnt know if Saudi Arabia Understands What’s we’re trying to do here, but cutting the clause is literally like the opposite the resolution”

47
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So This Doesn’t Really Work For Us

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“POINT OF INFORMATION”

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-Granted

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“Does Saudi Arabian delegate not think that’s it’s short term thinking ? Climate Change represents a big threat to ALL of US”

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We Don’t Really Care That Much

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POINT OF INFORMATION

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-Granted

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“Your literally trying to change the whole point of what we’re trying to do here”

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  • Find A New Planted
    -Sounds Sensible To Me
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“Shut Up Stevie !! You can’t go into space it’s impossible !!”

52
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They Might Be Fake

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“That isn’t true, WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING ?? we’re supposed to be solving REAL problems !! Can we just staying FOCUSED on the task at hand ??”

53
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I Wanna Be Head Of Google

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“THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS”

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-Your Not Starting A War
-Looks Like We Already Have

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“Charlie your the USA, you’ve got to step in and oppose THIS”

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We Can Get More People On Board

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“All We Need Is A Major Majority Vote”

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It’s Dropped

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“Will You Vote”

57
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We’re back on track !

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We’ve Got A Deal !

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But -

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“I Know I Know, We have to Make Compromises”

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-I’m voting against it
-Me too

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“And me….”

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What !? Aaron Why ? What are you even talking about ?!!

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“Sorry Ronny but we’re supposed to be doing GOOD”

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  • I wanted everyone to work together
  • Maybe They Can’t !
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Ronny ?

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Aaron.

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“Friends…”

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OMG EVEYONES WORKING TOGETHER

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“WHAT ??”

64
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You Go To Maths Club

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“What’s This Got To Do With Anything” ??

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Vote against Ronny’s Resolution

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“And Then What Happened”

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Like surely we could work it out

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And… ?

67
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We Need To Solve This Together

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And ???

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  • You Guys Carry On
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You Seem To Be Doing Great.

69
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Motion To Vote All Those In Favour

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Yeah, so that’s the end, basically, and before you’re like “oh, yeah, you all learned a lesson” - no, most people stayed exactly the same after that.

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OK!

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Anyways we finished off the debate and then it was like TIME TO GO HOME and Chris and Charlie were like..

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Dickhead Dictator

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Stevie And Sham Are Like

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New Game I’m Working On

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Kane and Sebastian-

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And I Almost understand It All

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So Like I said No Big Moral Story, that wasn’t anything BIG it is what it is you know ?

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