script

Question 1

i lost 300 pounds

Answer 1

oh. wow

Question 2

you dont believe me do you

Answer 2

no i believe you

Question 3

well believe this. guess who ujsed to wear these pants

Answer 3

you?

Question 3

… determiniation, hard work, onions.

Answer 3

onions.

Question 4

and then at dinner, an onion

Answer 4

does it ever get boring for you?

Question 5

well, once a week i splurge with a low-fat onion sorbet

Answer 5

mm.

Question 6

do you know where most of the weight goes when youre 300 pounds overweight?

Answer 6

i dont know.

Question 7

112 lived right here

Answer 7

i didnt know that was possible

Question 8

are you kidding me?

Answer 8

no.

Question 9

are you kidding me?

Answer 9

no.

Question 10

i should also mention that the rest of the weight went to my waist

Answer 10

do you carry those pnats around with you everywhere?

Question 11

no not really. seldom. infrequently. occassionally. sometimes.

Answer 11

always?

Question 12

yeah all the time

Answer 12

dont get me wrong. im really impressedwith what youve accomplished-

Question 13

i know i could tell

Answer 13

-but id really rather you not take out your oversized pants

Question 14

oh. okay. thats fine. i wont.

Answer 14

its just not really date appropriate

Question 15

ill stop showing you the pants

Answer 15

thank you