Scenes 11

Question 1

Well your grades recommendations all look good

Answer 1

Thank you

Question 2

Is there anything else that you tell about yourself? Something that’s maybe not on the page?

Answer 2

Yeah… lets see I never played sports in school but I’ve played in a number of rec leagues. Volleyball, soccer and basketball. I volunteer at a soup kitchen every month, I’m a practicing vampire and i teach sailing over the summer at a sleepaway camp, is that what you were looking for?

Question 3

Yeah definitely , um… I’m sorry can you… elaborate a little on uh-

Answer 3

Soup kitchen? Well i actually started because of my parents, they are really bis into community service

Question 4

No, Not… I’m sorry it sounded like you said you were a practicing vampire?

Answer 4

Oh yes pretty much

Question 5

Ok, so you think you are a vampire

Answer 5

Oh no, no, no, that would be no

Question 6

Ok, I guess I’m a little

Answer 6

I’m a practicing vampire. Its completely different

Question 7

So this is like a role playing or something?

Answer 7

Um… No no its more serious than that. Basically i live my whole life in preparations for the day when i will hopefully turn into a vampire

Question 8

Turn into?

Answer 8

Yeah, so I sleep in a coffin, avoid garlic, eat lost of bloody meats and chew with my fans… all in the hopes that one day if I’m diligent enough… I will hopefully turn into a vampire

Question 9

I see, uh.. well then, uh, what are you doing here now? I mean you shouldn’t be out during the day, right?

Answer 9

That a common stereotype, vampires just like humans can walk freely in daylight without receiving the slightest irritation tot he skin.

Question 10

I see… so you’re more like those Twilight vampires?

Answer 10

Is that an attempt to humor?

Question 11

No.. I

Answer 11

Because i don’t find it funny, in fact i find pretty insulting and frankly… pretty vamparist

Question 12

Vamparist? Elizabeth, You are not going to turn into a vampire, there’s no such thing as vampires

Answer 12

Wow that may be the most offensive thing i have ever heard. I’m going to leave now

Question 13

Are you… is this some kind of joke? Did Saunders put you up to this?

Answer 13

No, this is very serious. And when i get a hold of the NVUA you’re gonna have a public relations nightmare on your hands

Question 14

NVUA?

Answer 14

National Vampire Union. All vampires should be respected and given blood.

Question 15

All right well, you go and call the NVUA and say hello to Dracula and Lestat and all those whiny twilight kids.

Answer 15

Sure i will. Because we are all the same to you. Honestly I expected more out of this University