Scene 5: Beach Flashcards
Stache: Set me down, you dozy prat. I can’t go another step.
That trunk is hard to find, Cap’n
Stache: So it is. Elusive as the melody in a Phillip Glass Opera
Rest yerself a while. Smee’ll track yer treasure solo.
Stache: Negaroni. We’ll trick the pewling spawn and make em bring it hither. But how to do it? How to smoke em out?
We could lure em, Cap’n!
Stache: Lure em, y’say?
Stupid idea, Smee. Stupid, stupid!
Stache: Lure em yes. Down here to the butch.
Beach
Stache: Beach. In which case, we shall need?
A magnet. A really big one. That’ll attract em!
Stache: Smee, you’ve been hitting the three bean couscous again.
Twerent I, Cap’n
Stache: Wait, I have it!
Oh, Captain?
Stache: Lucky for me you saved your ukelele!
Captain Stache!!!!
Stache: WHOA! BIG CROC!
(runs off)
He’s chewing all the scenery, sir :(
Stache: Abandon spleen!
Scene!
Stache: Scene!
Abandon scene!