Scene 5 Flashcards
DRAGO: Come to me my evil henchmen!
Here I am!
DRAGO: Are… Are you the only one?
Yes sir Lord DRAGO, I am the only one!
DRAGO: Are… Are you sure?
Yepper doodle dandy!
DRAGO: I… I could have sworn That I hired a bunch more.
Well, I haven’t seen anyone. And they aren’t here. Maybe they’re DRAGON their feet! Eh!
Hahahahahahahaha
DRAGO: …… Don’t touch THE ROCK. Only I touch THE ROCK…… Fame that will rival Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson.
That’s fantastic Lord DRAGO! Hey, you’re truly gonna be a ROCKstar! Eh?
DRAGO: Ugh, yeah sure, why not. But, there may be a problem.
What’s that Lord DRAGO?
DRAGO: while I was endeavoring…. Adversary of one… Which powers at be consider constitutional.
You mean you pissed off a hero?
DRAGO: Verily.
Well, do you think he will be any trouble?
…THE ROCK!
Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yes, but, if I may Lord DRAGO, there’s one problem with all this… That’s not a rock. It’s a magic eight ball… I’m sorry Lord DRAGO, I just thought you needed to know. I hope you don’t H-eight me for pointing it out! Eh? EH?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
DRAGO: Get! The fuck! Out! Of my! Castle!
Ex-excuse me?
DRAGO: Get out! Now! You… You… You NEEERD!
cries