Scene 4 Flashcards
Crikee: ah… The notes… Lots of notes. Wow. You do need me. But your handwriting is kinda hard to read…
Fa Mulan
Mulan: present!
Speaking without permission. Strike one.
Granny Fa: who spit in her bean curd?
Too skinny… Not good for bearing sons.. Recite the final admonition
Mulan: ummmm…
Well?
Mulan: Act! This shall bring you honor and glory.
You obviously do not know the Final Admonition by heart as you should. Strike two.
Crikee: sorry
This way. Now pour the tea. To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity…
Crikee: thank you
… And refinement. You must also be poised
Mulan: um, pardon me…
And silent! Ahh
Mulan: Could I just take that back? For a moment…
Why you clumsy! Strike three! You are a DISGRACE! You may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor!