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Question 1

What is it?

Answer 1

Thank you for tuning in to Dochetenny Junior High’s official news stream.

Question 2

The best student content across the borders. Suck it, Midlothian!

Answer 2

Douglas! That’s my line.

Question 3

Just roll with it.

Answer 3

You can’t say “suck it” while we’re live, it sounds unprofessional.

Question 4

You’re ruining the segment, Rhona.

Answer 4

So, the news.

Question 5

Get ready for this guys.

Answer 5

The news is-

Question 6

What?

Answer 6

You were going to say the next chunk, the details.

Question 7

They’re probably joking.

Answer 7

As most locals know, years ago the Council made a deal with Dochetenny Junior High: they’d keep the school running as long as there were enough kids registered. But-

Question 8

And here’s the scoop!

Answer 8

Shh. But apparently an unspecified number of students are not coming back next year. And without any new students joining in, it seems there is no hope for the school.

Question 9

The question is, who are the students leaving us? Suspicious activity was spotted among some kids during lunch break on Friday…

Answer 9

Parents are likely to receive a letter from the school this coming-