Scene 2 Flashcards
Peony: Violet, she didn’t mean it. It isn’t nice to name call, Princess Tulip.
Let’s not argue, all right? We have to win this game.
Violet: That’s what I mean! It doesn’t seem fair.
She’s just a handmaiden. Who cares?
Gladiola: Who are you?
And how dare you speak to us without first being spoken to?
Violet: It’s huge.
It’s green.
Tulip: I’m Princess Tulip.
Princess Rose, and why are you laughing?
Peony: He’s doing what we did to him. He thinks you’re supposed to laugh when you first learn someone’s name.
Dumb frog.
Hyronomous: That doesn’t seem fair.
Who asked you?
Delphinium: But I’m worn out – I can’t.
You have to. You’re our handmaiden.
Princesses: Ewwwwwww.
I’m not playing with a big, fat, stupid frog with a silly grin.
Gladiola: He is not cute. He’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in Spamalot. (Sings.) Spamalot! Spamalot! Over the hills in times of yore-
Princess Gladiola, please.
Gladiola: Please what?
Please don’t sing again.
Hyronomous: No.
We are princesses, and we command you to give us back our ball.
Gladiola: Never!
Disgusting.
Gladiola: Wait. All right, you can come to the castle and live with us.
What? Princess Gladiola, you just said-
Delphinium: Yes, you did.
Well, we didn’t mean it. We just wanted our ball back.
