Scene 1 Flashcards

1
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Scene start:

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But she’s a prostitute!

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She’s not a prostitute, she’s, you know, a call girl.

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That’s not a call girl, Monica, a call girl doesn’t hang out on sunset boulevard. That’s a hooker, she’s a hooker.

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But she’s not into it. She’s new at it.

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He doesn’t know that. Why would a guy who looked like that have to pick up a hooker in the first place?

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4
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He was lost, remember?

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Bullshit.

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He was. Don’t you remember? That’s why she got with him.

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Give me a break. A guy who looks like that, with the kind of money he had, he could have anybody, why would he want a hooker from the streets?

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Because she was beautiful.

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Uch, did you think she was beautiful?

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7
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Yes!

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With that awful wig? She wasn’t beautiful.

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But that’s the thing. He could tell she was really beautiful.

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Not when he picked her up in the car he couldn’t. How could he? The girl she was with was more attractive.

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Did you think so? Uch, I didn’t think so at all.

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It didn’t make any sense to me why he would go for her.

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God Libby, where’s your imagination? Where’s your sense of romance?

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I don’t see what’s so romantic about picking up a prostitute who could give you AIDS, letting her live in your hotel room with you.

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God, Libby, it’s a movie, it’s not real life.

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I know it’s a movie, Monica.

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12
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Of code in real life you’d have to ask questions, but it’s a movie.

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I can’t believe you saw it so many times. How many times did you see it?

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13
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I don’t even know anymore. I bought the tape for 14.99? I leave it in my VCR. Every night I watch a little venue I go to sleep.

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I don’t believe you! Every night?

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So? Don’t you look at a book since times before you go to sleep?

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Yeah, but not the same book every night.

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15
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It helps me fall asleep, okay? I love this movie. I can’t believe you didn’t love it.

A

Don’t take it so personal; we’re gonna be together the next five nights and six days, you shouldn’t take it so personal.

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I’m not. I’m sorry you didn’t like it.

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It’s only a movie, you know . . .

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17
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I know.

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. . . It’s not the end of the world.

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18
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I know. Maybe cause you saw it on a plane.

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Monica, I wouldn’t have like it even if I saw it Radio City.

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How could you tell if you liked something on a plane? . . . Don’t you think he’s sexy? You don’t? I can’t believe you don’t think he’s sexy.

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He’s all right.

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20
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All right? He’s gorgeous. Don’t you think he looks a little like Mike?

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Like Mike? Are you kidding?

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No?

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He looks nothing like Mike.

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How can you say that? Mike is gorgeous.

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Mike is very good looking but he’s not gorgeous, I wouldn’t call Mike gorgeous. You always had this thing for Mike. I don’t get it.

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23
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Oh, God, when he gets close to me to give me something to type? I feel like my heart is making so much noise he can hear me and I get embarrassed. I love the way he smells. Aramis he wears.

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How do you know?

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24
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My brother wears it. What’s his story do you think?

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Mike?

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25
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Yeah. You don’t think he’s gay or anything.

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Mike? No.

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26
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I mean, any man that dresses that good . . .

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Mike is not gay.

27
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You sure?

A

I’m sure. Believe me, I’m sure.

28
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Uh huh. What’s that mean?

A

What’s what?

29
Q

What it just said. The way you said it, what do you mean?

A

Nothing.

30
Q

You said it like you know something.

A

Monica, will you stop analyzing everything I say and do?

31
Q

Tell me. How do you know so much about Mike? You’ve been in the office less than I have.

A

I don’t know, I just know.

32
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Libby . . .

A

(beat) He came on to me, okay.

33
Q

You’re kidding me.

A

No.

34
Q

When?

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Before the Christmas party.

35
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Before? Where?

A

By the Xerox.

36
Q

You’re kidding me.

A

Un-uh. (Nuh-uh but hummed)

37
Q

You were in the Xerox room with Mike?

A

Uh huh.

38
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What were you doing?

A

Xeroxing.

39
Q

And he came in?

A

Uh huh.

40
Q

Just the two of you?

A

Yeah. Well, Carmen was there too. She was collating but she left.

41
Q

So it was just you and Mike?

A

Uh huh.

42
Q

I’m dying. I can’t believe you didn’t tell me this.

A

I didn’t want to upset you. I know you have this thing for Mike.

43
Q

You’re right, you were smart, it’s a good thing. So what happened?

A

The Xerox started eating paper.

44
Q

Yeah? So what did you do?

A

We fixed it.

45
Q

You and Mike?

A

Uh huh.

46
Q

Together?

A

Yeah. You know, I pulled out the thing, he pulled out the paper.

47
Q

And?

A

And he asked me what I was doing for vacation.

48
Q

He did? So what did you tell him?

A

I told him I was going to the Caribbean with you.

49
Q

Oh, God, you told him you were going with me?

A

Christ, Monica, calm down.

50
Q

I’m sorry. So what he say?

A

He says, “Oh, that’s nice.”

51
Q

He did?

A

Something like that. And then he asked me what I was doing New Years.

52
Q

You’re kidding me.

A

No.

53
Q

Mike asked you what you were doing New Year’s? You mean Mike isn’t seeing anyone? Don’t you think if he asked you what you were doing New Years that means he was free?

A

I don’t know maybe he just wanted to know.

54
Q

Why would he want to know something like that?

A

Maybe he was just curious, I don’t know. Do you want me to tell you this or not?

55
Q

Yes yes yes, I’m sorry. So anyway go on. He asked you what you were doing New Years and . . .

A

I said we were flying home on the first.

56
Q

Yeah . . . ?

A

And he said, “That’s too bad.” He and Ed McCarthy are throwing a party.

57
Q

Oh. Ed McCarthy from Accounting?

A

I guess.

58
Q

How come I didn’t know about this party?

A

I don’t know, I didn’t either.

59
Q

Yeah, but he told you. He practically invited you.

A

But I couldn’t go. I was going here with you.

60
Q

Yeah but nobody told me. How come nobody invited me?

A

I don’t understand you. We’re on our way to the Caribbean. What do you care about this stupid party?

61
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I don’t. I’m only saying isn’t this interesting. I’m glad we’re not gonna be there, aren’t you?

A

It doesn’t matter to me one way or the other, Monica, I don’t care about the stupid party.

62
Q

I know, you’re right. Uh! I can’t wait till we’re sitting in the sun, right?

A

I know. Me neither.

63
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I cannot wait..

A

Please, God, let there be sex.