Rules Flashcards

Learn the famous or infamous Internet Rules

0
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Rule -∞

A

This rule can/will not exist.

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1
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Rule 34

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There is porn of it, no exeption.

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2
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Rule ~.~

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But above all else you must remember that this is the Internet, an there are no rules.

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3
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Rule 18/0

A

Memory access violation. This is a virus or programmed by a retard.

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4
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Rule ƒƒƒƒƒ

A

̇pɹɐʇǝɹ ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ‘uʍop ǝpısdn sı ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ ɟI

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5
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Rule ƒƒƒƒ

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Uncyclopedia is never wrong. NO EXCEPTIONS, fuck it.

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6
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Rule ƒƒƒ

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None of these rules really matter, except for the ones that do.

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7
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Rule ƒƒƒ.2

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The ones rules that matters are1,2, 34, 63, 93, 406 and 899. But not 899.

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8
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Rule ƒƒƒ.3

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Also, rules ƒƒƒ.2 and ƒƒƒ.3 count, unless you want a brainfuck.

Actually, 899 is a good rule.

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9
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Rule ƒƒƒ.4

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No it isn’t.

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10
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Rule ƒƒƒ.5

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Oh fuck (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Edit_Wars)

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Rule ƒƒ

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Forkheads (http://www.forkheads.net) and 4chan (http://www.4chan.org) may be the last remaining places of freedom on the net. insert exceptions here.

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12
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Rule ƒ

A

AFH is still g0d of the internet.

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13
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Rule i^2

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Welcome Back (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Rules_of_the_Lazah) .

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14
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Rule 3i

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am in need of assistance (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Talk:Rules_of_the_Lazah) .

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15
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Rule 2i

A

The end is coming. We shall rule all.

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16
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Rule i

A

You can’t the square root of a negative integer.

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17
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Rule -4

A

The internet has no rules, no exceptions.

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18
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Rule -3

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If you are srs, everyone is srs. No exceptions.

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19
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Rule -2 1/2

A

Never cuss any Canadians.

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20
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Rule -2

A

You won the game.

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21
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Rule -1

A

/b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.

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22
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Rule 0

A

Negative numbers are a lie. No exceptions.

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23
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Rule 0.000000001

A

Percentage of clever comments in Youtube.

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24
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Rule 1/2

A

Everyone is masturbating with their other hand. No exceptions.

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25
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50/50

A

If you give a human civilization a whole, they will cut it in half. No exceptions.

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26
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.1

A

If you made a rule extension with .2 instead of .1 when there is no .1, you need to math better.

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27
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0.96

A

P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.

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28
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0.97

A

VVVVVV is the best gravity game. No exceptions.

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29
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1

A

Do not talk about /b/.

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30
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1.618

A

(Viewing this message requires 4Chan Gold)

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31
Q

2

A

You do NOT talk about /b/.

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32
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2.2

A

Remember 2nd place.

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33
Q

2.3

A

Damn it! I missed…

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34
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2.4

A

AGAIN?! WHAT THE FUCK!

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35
Q

e

A

Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.

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36
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e.2

A

To the power of negative X over lambda.

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37
Q

3

A

We are Anonymous.

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38
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3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105….

A

Expect us.

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39
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4

A

Anonymous is legion.

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40
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5

A

Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.

41
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6

A

Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

42
Q

6.241592653589793238462643383279502888394338799146210…

A

Didn’t expect them!

43
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7

A

Anonymous is still able to deliver.

44
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8

A

There are no real rules about posting.

45
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9

A

Always register with your local service provider.

46
Q

A

There is a Touhou version, no exceptions.

47
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10

A

If you enjoy any rival sites — DON’T.

48
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11

A

All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

49
Q

11.1

A

Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.

50
Q

12

A

Anything you say can and will be used against you.

51
Q

13

A

Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed

52
Q

14

A

Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

53
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15

A

The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

54
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16

A

If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

55
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17

A

Every win fails eventually.

56
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18

A

Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.

57
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19

A

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

58
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20

A

Nothing is to be taken seriously.

59
Q

20.2

A

Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn’t. No exceptions.

60
Q

20.3

A

Except for rule 2719hex.

61
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21

A

Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

62
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22

A

Copy ‘n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

63
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23

A

Copy ‘n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

64
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24

A

Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

65
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25

A

Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

66
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26

A

Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

67
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27

A

Always question a person’s sexual preferences without any real reason.

68
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28

A

Always question a person’s gender - just in case it’s really a man.

69
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29

A

On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.

70
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30

A

There are NO girls on the internet.

71
Q

30.1

A

Rule 30 only applies to the deep internet.

72
Q

30.2

A

If girls are found on the deep internet, CODE RED, RED ALERT, ALL SYSTEMS BREACHED!

73
Q

31

A

TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

74
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32

A

You must have pictures to prove your statements.

75
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33

A

Lurk moar — it’s never enough.

76
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34

A

There is porn of it, no exceptions.

77
Q

34.2

A

There are ponies of it, no exceptions.

78
Q

34.3

A

If it exists, there’s an app for it.

79
Q

34.4

A

If it exists, there is a YouTube Poop of it

80
Q

34.4x2

A

If it exists, there is a Lego of it.

81
Q

34.5

A

If it isn’t in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.

82
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34.6

A

If it exists, there is a parody of it on youtube

83
Q

34∞

A

Eventually,EVERYTHING will be porn.

84
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35

A

If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

85
Q

35.2

A

If no pony is found of it, it will be made.

86
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35.3

A

If there is no app for it, it will be made.

87
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35.4

A

If no poop is found, it will be pooped.

88
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35.4x2

A

If there is no Lego of it, then make one.

89
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35.5

A

If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of YouTube.

90
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35.6

A

If there is no parody of it, make one.

91
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36

A

There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

92
Q

36.2

A

If there is porn of it, keplin has watched it. No exceptions.

93
Q

37

A

You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).

94
Q

37.2

A

Xero Chance can divide by Zero.

95
Q

37.3

A

Pinkie Pie can divide by zero. She can break the 4th wall as canon. What can’t she do?

96
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38

A

No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

97
Q

38.5

A

Don’t drop that thun thun thun. No exceptions.

98
Q

39

A

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

99
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40

A

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.