Rules Flashcards
Learn the famous or infamous Internet Rules
Rule -∞
This rule can/will not exist.
Rule 34
There is porn of it, no exeption.
Rule ~.~
But above all else you must remember that this is the Internet, an there are no rules.
Rule 18/0
Memory access violation. This is a virus or programmed by a retard.
Rule ƒƒƒƒƒ
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Rule ƒƒƒƒ
Uncyclopedia is never wrong. NO EXCEPTIONS, fuck it.
Rule ƒƒƒ
None of these rules really matter, except for the ones that do.
Rule ƒƒƒ.2
The ones rules that matters are1,2, 34, 63, 93, 406 and 899. But not 899.
Rule ƒƒƒ.3
Also, rules ƒƒƒ.2 and ƒƒƒ.3 count, unless you want a brainfuck.
Actually, 899 is a good rule.
Rule ƒƒƒ.4
No it isn’t.
Rule ƒƒƒ.5
Oh fuck (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Edit_Wars)
Rule ƒƒ
Forkheads (http://www.forkheads.net) and 4chan (http://www.4chan.org) may be the last remaining places of freedom on the net. insert exceptions here.
Rule ƒ
AFH is still g0d of the internet.
Rule i^2
Welcome Back (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Rules_of_the_Lazah) .
Rule 3i
am in need of assistance (http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Talk:Rules_of_the_Lazah) .
Rule 2i
The end is coming. We shall rule all.
Rule i
You can’t the square root of a negative integer.
Rule -4
The internet has no rules, no exceptions.
Rule -3
If you are srs, everyone is srs. No exceptions.
Rule -2 1/2
Never cuss any Canadians.
Rule -2
You won the game.
Rule -1
/b/ is not your friend. No exceptions.
Rule 0
Negative numbers are a lie. No exceptions.
Rule 0.000000001
Percentage of clever comments in Youtube.
Rule 1/2
Everyone is masturbating with their other hand. No exceptions.
50/50
If you give a human civilization a whole, they will cut it in half. No exceptions.
.1
If you made a rule extension with .2 instead of .1 when there is no .1, you need to math better.
0.96
P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337.
0.97
VVVVVV is the best gravity game. No exceptions.
1
Do not talk about /b/.
1.618
(Viewing this message requires 4Chan Gold)
2
You do NOT talk about /b/.
2.2
Remember 2nd place.
2.3
Damn it! I missed…
2.4
AGAIN?! WHAT THE FUCK!
e
Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.
e.2
To the power of negative X over lambda.
3
We are Anonymous.
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105….
Expect us.
4
Anonymous is legion.