Robin Hood

Question 1

(KAY puts down the bag off stage on the opposite side)

Answer 1

How did you get them back?

Question 2

Exactly. Now, if you’ll all excuse me, it’s been a long trip and I need the little john if you know what I mean.

Answer 2

(To JULIET) I think I need to do the same love.

Question 3

Longface, what’s the opposite of neigh?

Neigh.

Answer 3

Longface, What’s a word that rhymes with hooray?

Question 4

Hi all.

Answer 4

All: hi steve.

Question 5

Isnt anyone going to ask whats in the bag?

Answer 5

Whats in the bag?

Question 6

Hi stevie.

Neigh.

Answer 6

So, what do you do steve?

Question 7

Not sure. Longface, tap your hoof once for no and twice for yes, is it a trap?

(LONGFACE taps twice)

Answer 7

Was that a yes then?

Question 8

Well its great to have you back. I’m afraid he merry men-slash-woman aren’t very merry right now with Robin banged up. (To MERRY’s) We need an ingenious plan to help him guys.

Answer 8

I’m all out of ideas, what about you longface?

Question 9

Moo.

Answer 9

We don’t need to be in disguise anymore, remember?

Question 10

Oh Robin, of course I will (She hugs him)

(ALL and audience aww)

Answer 10

Wow, okay, Juliet! Shall I compare the to a Summers day?

Question 11

I don’t think that’s in our play, but sure go for it.

Answer 11

I also have something to ask, phew here it goes. (gets on one knee) Will you marry me?