Roast Comebacks For Baddies Only

Question 1

Somebody says you’re ugly. You say…

Answer 1

Umm, sorry I’m not you’re mirror or, I think you’re describing you’re self.

Question 2

Your dad went to go get milk but never came back. You say…

Answer 2

Well, my dad went to go get milk, and came back, unlike yours, oh wait you don’t have a dad.

Question 3

You’re adopted.

Answer 3

At least I was wanted.

Question 4

Nobody asked.

Answer 4

Nobody asked for you to speak.

Question 5

You’re fat

Answer 5

Well at least being fat can be fixed but you’re ugly face can’t.

Question 6

Get a life

Answer 6

Like yours’s? Nahhh, Il pass.

Question 7

You’re toxic

Answer 7

Toxic like you’re personality.

Question 8

Fight me

Answer 8

I would but it’s illegal to hit an animal.

Question 9

You’re dumb

Answer 9

Well, since you know everything you should know how to shut up.

Question 10

Awww are you going to cry?

Answer 10

Yeah, because you’re breath smells like onions.

Question 11

You failed you’re test.

Answer 11

Well you failed to teach me

Question 12

Go buy some nice clothing

Answer 12

Darlin’ go buy a good personality