Riddles Flashcards
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I’m telling this joke
What’s red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket
What is banana plus banana?
Two bananas
What’s 9 times 10?
It’s 19 you idiot!
5 times 5
- Didn’t see that question coming did you!
What’s a raccoon plus a unicorn?
RACOONICORN!!
How do you put an elephant in a fridge? How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
You open the door, put the elephant in, and shut it. You open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, shut the door.
How do you escape a room with a mirror a table, and no way out?
You look around the room, see what you SAW in the mirror, take the SAW, cut the table in HALF, put it back together, two HALVES make a hole, jump through the hole.
How do buy four suits with a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
You steal it’s chair!
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone. (Budoom-chhhh)
What clothes does a house wear?
Address. :)
How do you make an egg laugh?
You tell it a yolk!
What did the elevator say to another?
I think I’m coming down with something. haha
