Review of systems

Question 1

general

Answer 1

SCAM FEW

Sleep
Chills/fever
Appetite
Malaise (general feeling discomfort/illness)

Fatigue
Energy
Weight Change

Question 2

skin

Answer 2

PRSN HHLR (person healer by touch of skin, no vowels, double h)

Pigment
Rash
Sores
Nails

Hair
Hyperhidrosis
Lumps
Redness/red streaks

Question 3

head

Answer 3

SHH! LD
(Shh! Loud! neighbors giving me a headache)

Syncope
Headaches
Head injury

Loss of consciousness
Dizziness

Question 4

eyes

Answer 4

DVD PCP (Primary care providers dont watch DVDs)

Discharge
Vision changes
Diplopia

Pain
Correction type
Photophobia

Question 5

ears

Answer 5

PHD VT (phd vets check dog ears first)

Pain
Hearing
Discharge

Vertigo
Tinnitus

Question 6

nose

Answer 6

SPEDOS (people turn their nose to spedos)

Smell
Pain
Epistaxis
Discharge
Obstruction
Sinus Pain

Question 7

throat/mouth/neck

Answer 7

SLUG 4TV

Swallowing
Lump
Ulceration
Gums/bleeding

Teeth
Taste
Throat soreness
Tongue
Voice

Question 8

pulmonary

Answer 8

WC PHD MD
(will call PHD or MD for pulmonary problem)

Wheeze
Cough

Pain with respiration
Hemoptysis
Dyspnea

Mucous
DOE (dyspnea on exertion)

Question 9

cardiovascular

Answer 9

CHEVE C PUMPS POND
(cheve chase pumps pond = a movie?)

Chest pain
Hypertension
Edema
Varicosities
Exercise tolerance 

Palpitations
Ulcerations
Murmur
Phlebitis
SOB

PND
Orthopnea
Nocturia
DVT

Question 10

breast

Answer 10

Lump and color? Do not cry!

Lump
color change

Discharge
Nodes
Pain

Question 11

gastrointestinal

Answer 11

FR HHHH DAMN CBD

Food intolerance
Radiation

Heartburn
Hematochezia
Hemorrhoids
Hematemesis

Diarrhea
ABD Pain appetite
Melena
N&V (nausea and vomiting)

Constipation
Bowel changes
Dysphagia

Question 12

genitourinary

Answer 12

LFG DDDD SHIT PUL HFN

Frequency
Genital Lesion
LMP/cycle

Dysuria
Discharge
Dribbling
Dyspareunia

Sexual function
Hesitancy
Incontinence
Testicular pain/mass

Puberty onset
Urgency
Libido

Hematuria
Nocturia
Flank pain

Question 13

musculoskeletal

Answer 13

SIR DR SPAWN (sir, dr. spawn has huge muscles)

Stiffness
Injury
ROM

Deformity
Redness

Swelling
Pain
Atrophy 
Warmth 
Neck/back pain and ROM

Question 14

neuro

Answer 14

PSSST CBVW (psst, check out that cerebral VieW

Paralysis
Seizures
Syncope
Sensation
Tremor

Coordination
Balance
Vision
Weakness

Question 15

psychiatric

Answer 15

SAD MD CMMTS CHAPP (sad md commits chap)

Suicidal thoughts
Anxiety/tension
Depression

Mentation Stress
Disinhibition

Concentration
Mood
Memory
Thoughts

Compulsion
Hallucinations
Agitation
Personality change
Paranoid

Question 16

endocrine

Answer 16

WTH VP ESCPS (what the hell, VP escapes)

Weight change
Temperature intolerance
Hair

Voice
Polyphagia

Energy
Skin striae/pigment
Change in glove/hat size
Polydipsia
Sweating

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Question 17

Hematologic:

Answer 17

ABBA

Anemia
Bleeding
Bruising
Abnormal blood cells