Religion Flashcards
Exodus 21:20-21
You can beat your slave as long as he doesn’t die in two days.
Ephesians 6:5
Slaves obey your masters
Exodus 21:2
2 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.
4 If his master have given him a wife…
5 *if he wants to stay with his wife
6 …his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.
“If there is no god, what is the purpose of life?”
It is like asking:
If there is no master, who’s slave shall I be.
Matthew 10:34
King James Version (KJV)
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
“I don’t believe in evolution…”
“I agree with its evidence based conclusions.”
“A man without Jesus in his life…”
“Is like a fish without a bicycle.”
“I’m not a sinner, I’m not lost…
“I’m simply a primate
“Trying to do the least amount of damage
“And experience the most happiness on this rock
“Until I am recycled back into the universe.”
- Michael Vinciguerra
“It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person…
“But it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”
Jesus was a liberal
I’m no expert on religion, but I’m pretty sure Jesus would not be
In favor of building walls,
Implementing bans on refugees,
Denying people healthcare,
Or hating on minorities that protest authority.
And Jesus said unto them…
Get a job, you lazy deadbeats.
I cannot heal you; you’ve reach your lifetime spending cap. Get a job.
Matthew 27: 50-53
King James Version
When Jesus died on the cross graves opened, the dead arose and walked the streets of Jerusalem.
God loves you so much…
That he created Hell just in case you don’t love him back.
-Christopher Hitchens
God sent his only son to die for our sins…
But one time, he just drowned us.
Why are atheists so hateful?
What’s more hateful?
- Telling someone they’re a delusional fool for believing in god
- Telling someone they will burn in hell for all eternity for not believing in their god
God is Love.
God is Genocide.
Genesis 7:23
God’s flood killed all, except Noah (and those with him)
God is Love.
God is infanticide.
Exodus 12:29-30
God smote the first born of Egypt.
There was not a house where there was not one dead
God is Love.
God is ethnic cleansing.
Jeremiah 50:21-22
God said “waste and utterly destroy after” the people of Merathaim and Pekod
God is Love.
God is sex trafficking.
Deuteronomy 21:10-14