Quotes 2 Flashcards
A caution about the ppl you wrong today
Always remember that the toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
What’s then nuance about social media use?
There’s a fine line between social media and wasting your fucking life away
A dream for old age.. by Atticus
I aspire to be an old man, with an old wife, laughing at old jokes, from a wild youth
LA Gays in October
Halloween is the only thing that makes Weho gayer
Call out non accepting heteros
Youre so you’re homophobic you eat bananas sideways
What are States Rights really…
“States rights” is always code for taking away rights
Ppl & essential oils
People who think essential oils are essential by Bill Maher
Most important words in a relationship?
The three magic words in a relationship aren’t I love you but let it go by Bill Maher
Chinese saying about age
You are as old as your spine
Why should you ask questions?
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever
Someone has a problem that can be paid out of
Problems that are solved with money aren’t problems
Quip about marketers
Marketing is too important to be left to the marketing department
Ironic quip on teamwork
Teamwork is an individual skill
Cutesy saying about engagement in team decisions
If you don’t weigh in you don’t buy in
What did einstein say about insanity?
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
What did George bernard shaw say about ‘miscommunications’
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place
WHat did Ghandi say about Christianity
I like your Christ. I don’t like your Christians
A perspective on whether gays should be… and who said it?
Biology enables. Culture forbids
What did Horowitz say about pianists?
There are three kinds of pianists: Jewish pianists, homosexual pianists, and bad pianists.
On being law abiding, or not
I live by morals, I don’t live by laws. Laws are made by assholes
Wisdom about accepting grief
Grief demands an answer but sometimes there isn’t one
Someone broke a promise because of x, y, z
The nature of promises is that they stay immune to change in circumstances
What’s wrong with common sense?
The only problem with common sense is that it is so common
On history repeating
History Doesn’t Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes
What’s a clever way to talk about mathematicians
Mathemologist
A joke about Monopoly
Is it wrong that only one company makes monopoly?
Skipping rocks shower thought
All of the best skipping rocks are in the middle of the lake
Ironic prayer for a non believer
Thank you god for making me an Atheist
On early stage of your career paying dividends
For the first ten years, you work for reputation. After, reputation works for you.
A vulgar vagina reference
Bearded axe wound
A joke about Groundhog day
They should announce a sequel to groundhog day, and release the same movie
Vulgar, sex-related retort to “what time is it”
It’s fuck o’clock
Cutesy condom slogan
Don’t be silly wrap that willy
How seriously to take board games?
If you’re not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you’re not playing hard enough.
A reframing for someone that’s mumbling
Im not slurring my words, I’m talking cursive and its elegant
A gross wisdom about alternative sex when PMS
When the Red Rivers flowing, take the dirt road home
A pesimistic take on learning to love something over time
Growing to love something is simply slowly forgetting what you dislike about it
On starting things and then maintaining
There’s no such thing as planting a garden that doesn’t need weeding
On inner peace with what you’ve got
Being satisfied with what you already have is far more important than wanting more of what you have
A spin on forcing a solution to any problem
if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
A wise saying about travel effect on you vs stomach
Travel broadens the mind but loosens the bowels
Underatking an impossible task
Boil the ocean
An absurd example of the expectations once married
Before getting married, I didn’t know u could put a carton of milk in the fridge the wrong way
“It’ll never happen!”
There is a lot of time between now and never
On where opportunities come from
It’s not so much about finding opportunities as it is about creating them
What do Frienships require
Friendship is never established as an understood relation. It is a miracle which requires constant proofs. It is an exercise of the purest imagination and of the rarest faith!
Being single is a bummer cuz..
When you’re so single that you don’t have anyone to drunk text
Compatibiliy in relationships
Compatibility is an achievement of love not a precondition
A quip on finally getting w your dream
The disappointment of sleeping with your fantasy
Moist
Moister than an oyster
A wisdom about how hard peace is to accomplish
Peace is harder won than war
For someone wanting to take down capitalism
Someone once said that it is easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine the end of capitalism
How should I think of my purpose in career
Try not to become a person of success but a person of value
Good intention..
Good intention isn’t good enough
A country is..
A country is not just what it does. It is also what it tolerated
Dont judge a book by its cover’ …
The only purpose for the cover of a book is so you can judge the book
On readyness for an opportunity
Opportunity doesn’t always come at an opportune time
A cheap person has..
Short arms and deep pockets
What’s the best spice?
Hunger is the best spice
Jews x smarts
Jewish love affair with the intellect
3pm is..
3 o’clock is too early and too late to do anything
Friendship is like…
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth
Tell someone annoying & heated to shut up
Ok, calm down, take a deep breath…and hold it for about 20 minutes
Someone upset at my joke
It’s a joke, not a dick. don’t take it so hard.
My routine…
My daily routine: get up, be amazing, go to bed.
A sassy declining when asked to do something
It’s not on my Bucket List.
Asking for space with sarcasm
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Sassy goodbye after a casual eve (dinner party)
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
