Puppet Show Flashcards
SHERIFF….. to attack inside this town
PUPPETEER: show! Puppet show!
Come watch the amazing Puppeteers of Devonshire
FORESTER #2: Let’s watch. Surely there’s an entertainment tax for them to pay.
PUPPETEER: Come one, come all and see the most amazing puppet show you’ve ever seen. It’ll astound you! It’ll entertain you! It will fill your heart with joy that promise you. You will leave this performance with a much lighter step.
SHERRIFF: Not yet. You owe a performance tax, Puppeteers.
PUPPETEER: Yes, and if we performed in Nottingham we would happily pay it.
FORESTER#1: But you just performed…
PUPPETEER: Are you implying that your sheriff is so ignorant that he would allow a traveling troupe of Puppeteers to break the law and perform in Nottingham?
FORESTER #1: No, I’m not saying that. Our sheriff does his job well!
PUPPETEER: Obviously, with such a smart and observant sheriff here, you would never let a traveling troupe of Puppeteers perform here. So Obviously we don’t owe any money.
ELIZABETH: Robin hood!
That’s right, young lady. This gold should help your widowed mother get some food and medicine.
LITTLE JOHN: We just return money to their rightful owners.
The extra money in these bags will go to the orphanage. they deserve this money. don’t you think? Little John, I’ll meet you in sherwood forest.
