Puffs Lines- Leanne

Question 1

CUE: pg. 3, NARRATOR- “Seven years that were, in one word, eventful. It begins as these stories tend to begin… WITH A SORTING!”

Answer 1

Come on the stage (right) and go through the sorting almost in slow motion

Question 2

CUE: pg. 5, last line in scene prior of NARRATOR- “YEAR ONE: THE PUFFS AND THE SORCERER’S ATTEMPT AT EARNING POINTS AND MAKING FRIENDS

Answer 2

LEANNE: Guys. Guess what? WE’RE ALL WIZARDS.

Question 3

CUE: pg. 6, “… Who’s THAT? It’s… me. Hannah. I’m Hannah.” “HI!”

Answer 3

LEANNE: I was raised in a cabin by my grandparents and you’re the first other children I’ve ever seen, oh and I’m a wizard. And my name is Leanne.”

Question 4

CUE: pg. 9, MEGAN- “Yep. And my mom was one of his most feared followers. I warn you… I’m just as awesome and scary as she is.”

Answer 4

On balcony, LEANNE: Megan! Our beds are stacked on top of each other. MAGICALLY!

Question 5

CUE: pg. 9, MEGAN- “… It’s a bunk bed?”

Answer 5

LEANNE: We’re wizards!

Question 6

CUE: pg. 11, A CERTAIN POTIONS TEACHER- “Wrong. That’s the ocean.”

Answer 6

LEANNE: It’s a starchy root vegetable!/ It’s the head of the Catholic Church!/ It’s that dance where everyone is a train! Choo choo!/ It’s the water that surrounds all the continents!/It’s that stuff that smells good!

Question 7

CUE: pg. 11, A CERTAIN POTIONS TEACHER- “I will eat a shoe. Ten points from the Puffs.”

Answer 7

LEANNE: I ate a shoe once. It didn’t taste good but it didn’t taste bad.

Question 8

CUE: pg. 13-15, continuous

Answer 8

They are all-scenes, follow along with group lines, 3 move into 4: moves into bedroom, “We are not a treat! Please be our friend?!” leave when Cedric goes to bed, leave with him

Question 9

CUE: pg. 21, come in with Ernie, Hannah, J. Finch, and Sally on balcony, SALLY PERKS- “No. It’s Olive Gardium Leviosahh.”

Answer 9

LEANNE: We’re wizards!

Question 10

CUE: pg. 23, FIRST HEADMASTER: “Ha ha! Oh me. “ PUFFS: “Awww.”

Answer 10

LEANNE: Hey. Don’t be sad. This year we learned skills, built friendships, and nobody died except that teacher! What a year! You can’t put a number on life! Unless you can, in which case, it’s four. Fourth place for us!

Question 11

CUE: pg. 32, MEGAN JONES: “If you need me, we will be out there being both rebellious and charming. And Brave!”

Answer 11

LEANNE: Guys! Guys! Guys. Come to my slumber party! It’s in the Great Hall! On the floor! It’s going to be so much fun. But I warn you: I snore! Want to see? [fall asleep, DON’T snore]

Question 12

CUE: pg. 32, WAYNE HOPKINS: “… Leanne?”

Answer 12

LEANNE: Sorry! I was having a dream I was a unicorn, only I didn’t have a horn and I was eating hay.

Question 13

CUE: pg. 32, WAYNE AND OLIVER: “Sorry, ooh, I’ve got a lot going on, can’t, I think.”

Answer 13

LEANNE: Aw. Everyone is busy.

Question 14

CUE: pg. 35, PUFFS: “We are not a threat. Please be our friend.”

Answer 14

LEANNE: Guys! Guys! THE WHOLE SCHOOL CAME TO MY SLUMBER PARTY! Why is everyone so sad and frightened?! (come on from left, stand slightly left from the center, speak out to the audience and glance slightly to the others)

Question 15

CUE: pg. 36, CEDRIC: “Everyone, I’ve been told to inform you it looks like we’ll be spending the whole night here.”

Answer 15

[simultaneously] PUFFS: Awww. LEANNE: Yay!

Question 16

CUE: pg. 37, MEGAN JONES: “… so they just gave her all the dumb kids. The Puffs. The end.”

Answer 16

LEANNE: … Worst slumber party ever.

Question 17

CUE: pg. 39-40, CEDRIC points wand at LEANNE and keep fidgeting while trying to balance the bottle on head. Go up on the balcony when the lights go out. SUSIE: “I know how you feel. Life is a nightmare.” PUFFS: “Yeah.”

Answer 17

LEANNE: Guys?! I don’t know how I got out here?!

Question 18

CUE: pg. 44, MEGAN JONES- “Do you even have to ask?”

Answer 18

LEANNE: FOURTH PLACE!

Question 19

CUE: pg. 45, HANNAH- “He fixed these glasses I was holding!”

Answer 19

LEANNE, J. FINCH, HANNAH: Woooow.

Question 20

CUE: pg. 45, CEDRIC: “Getting to compete against three great wizards, and learn all about other wizard cultures? I think I already won.”

Answer 20

LEANNE, J. FINCH, HANNAH: Awwww.

Question 21

CUE: pg. 45, CEDRIC: “Sure. I’ll see you all later.”

Answer 21

HANNAH and J. FINCH: *Bye, Cedric! *Good luck!
LEANNE: You’re a wizard, Cedric!

Question 22

CUE: pg. 51, OLIVER RIVERS- “How about this? Right now, forget her, forget nerves, and just ask the next person you see.” WAYNE- “Okay.”

Answer 22

LEANNE: Hiiii!

Question 23

CUE: pg. 51, OLIVER RIVERS- “Leanne, Wayne here has a question.”

Answer 23

LEANNE: A question, what’s that?

Question 24

CUE: pg. 51, WAYNE HOPKINS- “Well, would you like to go with me?”

Answer 24

LEANNE- Just my imaginary friend, J. Finch Fletchey. But I said no because… he’s imaginary.

Question 25

CUE: pg. 58, SALLY PERKS- "Oh! ... No. ... I thought I saw something. ..... I did not."

Answer 25

LEANNE: I swam in a lake once. But then I got thirsty and almost drowned. Ahh! A lake!

Question 26

CUE: pg. 60, MEGAN JONES- "Come on! It's been hours. How hard is it to get through a maze?"

Answer 26

LEANNE: Very hard!

Question 27

CUE: pg. 62, WAYNE HOPKINS- "FIRST PLACE!!"

Answer 27

LEANNE: Wait, wait. Why's he taking a nap?

Question 28

CUE: pg. 64, SUSIE BONES- "My and I stared at the door waiting. Waiting for the Dark Lord to arrive. To kill my aunt. To kill me. Death waits. IT STALKS ME!"

Answer 28

LEANNE: I went to a water park.

Question 29

CUE: pg. 66, HANNAH- "You mean, we did the spell? Right?!" ALL FOUR- "YEAH!"

Answer 29

(comes in from back entrance) LEANNE: Slumber party! (lay down)

Question 30

CUE: pg. 67, SUSIE BONES- "My aunt. Me. Still alive." PUFFS- "Yay! Good job! etc."

Answer 30

LEANNE: I've had visions, and I'm pretty sure that the dark evil wizard hid parts of his soul in objects and a snake. If we all work together and go on an adventure we can- [keep talking if need be]

Question 31

CUE: pg. 68, ERNIE- "Hey- no being too sad."

Answer 31

LEANNE: Forget it? ... It's forgotten! And I won't mention it ever again. THANKS FOR THE HELP, WAYNE!

Question 32

CUE: pg. 84, J. FINCH- "He's here to start a revolution!"

Answer 32

LEANNE: He went camping!

Question 33

CUE: pg. 88, MEGAN JONES- "It would be easier to just... leave."

Answer 33

LEANNE: No! I don't want to leave. Why is everyone always so down on us? I won't stand for it anymore! And I won't sit for it either. And I also won't stand on one leg because I can't. Watch. Anyways. Look at you hand! You have a wand! [Everyone looks at the hand that doesn't have a wand.] Unless you looked at your other hand. Look at yourselves! Hannah. You used to be so awkward. And you still are, but we don't mind anymore! Who's that? It's Ernie Mac! And he is basically the best. And Sally. Remember the time you did that thing?

Question 34

CUE: pg. 88, SALLY- "I do."

Answer 34

LEANNE: It was amazing! Susie! We all thought you'd be dead by now. But look at you, standing there, alive. Wayne. You give the best hugs. Megan! You give better hugs than you think you do. And J. Finch. He's imaginary, AND HE CAN DO MAGIC! We all can. We're wizards. So sure. It would be easy to leave. But wouldn't it be wrong? We should do what's right. Like Cedric. I'm a Puff and I'm staying because if we don't fight now we may never find out how that hat talks!

Question 35

CUE: pg. 95, WAYNE- "They're everywhere. Spread out, head to the basement! And stay alive."

Answer 35

LEANNE: Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did we win? [fight off death buddies] I did it! [gets killed]