Pride and Prejudice

Question 1

A1S2
Cue- Lizzy- Oh, Charlotte!

Answer 1

Jane, Lizzy! (Kiss cheeks)
Mary. (surprised)

Question 2

A1S2
Cue- Mary- Nnnngh

Answer 2

Mamma insisted I join the line immediately and not give up any more partners to you shameless Bennets.

Question 3

A1S2
Cue- Lizzy- I spy?

Answer 3

I spy.

Question 4

A1S2
Cue- Jane- There is a deplorable lack of gentlemen. I spy… nobody worth noting.

Answer 4

I spy a terribly dull evening ahead.
Haven’t you been engaged for any dances?

Question 5

A1S2
Cue- Jane- Lizzy.

Answer 5

I spy your mother ensnaring Mrs. Long’s scabby son for you now-

Question 6

A1S2
Cue- Jane- I spy Lydia having rather too much punch. Lizzy-

Answer 6

Oh, oh: I do believe i spy the wealthy Mr. Bingley entering now, with his equally rich sister!
She is much too perfect to be admired. I rather hate her!

Question 7

A1S2
Cue- Mrs. Bennet- Watch, Charlotte, how i turn one skirmish into two victories!

Answer 7

Mrs. Bennet-

Question 8

A1S8
Cue- Lizzy- Charlotte!

Answer 8

I see Jane is already spoken for - ? And then there were four in line.

Question 9

A1S8
Cue- Mary- Five!

Answer 9

Oh, um. Yes! Five! (shock)

Question 10

A1S8
Cue- Mrs. Bennet- Why? It never hurt to get a little target practice. YOO HOO, MRS. LONG- HOW IS YOUR STY?!

Answer 10

-pause-
…Jane is fortunate in her admirer!

Question 11

A1S8
Cue- Lizzy- Speaking of perfection!

Answer 11

Does she like him?

Question 12

A1S8
Cue- Lizzy- Can’t you see?

Answer 12

She seems too composed to be in love.

Question 13

A1S8
Cue- Lizzy- …Vulgarity?

Answer 13

She’ll catch him if she just breaks the rules a bit.

Question 14

A1S8
Cue- LIzzy- Perhaps she wishes to know him before he makes a- a- display of her affection!

Answer 14

How much can we ever know of anybody? She should hurry up and get him to the alter- she has the rest of her life to fall in love!

Question 15

A1S9
Cue- END OF JANE DANCING

Answer 15

Did MR. Bingley say when he would call?

Question 16

A1S9
Cue- Lizzy- Jane, would you ENDANGER your immortal SOUL to be with a MAN?

Answer 16

What is this SHOCKING behavior?

Question 17

A1S9
Cue- Jane- Perhaps i should go, after all -

Answer 17

No, no, no!

Question 18

A1S9
Cue- Jane- Oh.

Answer 18

Indeed, you could stand to be much more shocking in your dealings with Mr. Bingley, Jane.

Question 19

A1S9
Cue- Jane- I… like him.

Answer 19

“i like you Mr. Bingley.” A truly affectionate response to a proposal.

Question 20

A1S9
Cue- Lizzy- Charlotte, bless you. Have you rid yourself of Mr. Collins?

Answer 20

Not precisely. He has gone to Lucas Lodge - to ask consent from my father.

Question 21

A1S9
Cue- Lydia- MR. COLLINS WANTS TO MARRY LIZZY.

Answer 21

You refused him rather absolutely. He did come to select a wife. And… I was there.

Question 22

A1S9
Cue- Lizzy- You scarcely know him, Charlotte!

Answer 22

A dance or two, a little conversation. That is all most couples have.

Question 23

A1S9
Cue- Lizzy- Mr. Collins.

Answer 23

Nobody else is asking, Lizzy! My parents have no money, I shall have no money, I shall have no dowry, and I’m not - well -

Question 24

A1S9
Cue- Lizzy- Charlotte.

Answer 24

The clock is ticking. Marriage is a serious matter and ought to be considered rationally. With MR. Collins, i shall have-

Question 25

A1S9 Cue- Jane- This. All of this.

Answer 25

Yes. But the entail is not my fault, Jane, and Lizzy had her chance. (Beat) There doesn't need to be any awkwardness between us, does there? We will soon laugh at this, as we do everything else!

Question 26

A1S9 Cue- Jane- They've told mamma.

Answer 26

You'll visit me in Kent once i'm married, wont you? You wont abandon me just because i've stepped out of line?

Question 27

A2S2 Cue- Mr. Collins- BING-BING-BONG...BINGGGGG

Answer 27

My dear, - perhaps you could go - and - collect some nosegays for tonight?

Question 28

A2S2 Cue- Mr. Collins- She is unfortunately of a delicate constitution, and that, as i told Her Ladyship-

Answer 28

-MY DEAR! Nosegays. How are you, Lizzy?

Question 29

A2S2 Cue- Mr. Colins (offstage)- Dianthus; larkspur. LABURNUM!

Answer 29

He loves to garden. I encourage him to do so every day. And-be out, generally.

Question 30

A2S2 Cue- Lizzy- How are YOU, Charlotte?

Answer 30

Oh, life is imperfect on this side of the lines, too.

Question 31

A2S2 Cue- Mr. Collins (offstage)- NASTURRTIUMS!

Answer 31

- the house is pretty, isn't it?

Question 32

A2S2 Cue- Lizzy- Yes.

Answer 32

Yes.

Question 33

A2S3 Cue- Lizzy- It seems you cannot escape me, sir.

Answer 33

She came to visit me, sir.

Question 34

A2S3 Cue- Miss de Bourgh- Mmmmmehhh!

Answer 34

I will tell you what they are saying!

Question 35

A2S3 Cue- Darcy- And - were we missed?

Answer 35

Sir! I am instructed to take your place. Your aunt wishes to hear how Miss de Bourgh would handle an instrument.

Question 36

A2S3 Cue- Lady Catherine- Come Fitzwilliam! Comecomecome.

Answer 36

Elizabeth Bennet, i think that man admires you!

Question 37

A2S3 Cue- Lizzy- Charlotte! You are talking nonsense.

Answer 37

Perhaps we have misjudged him!

Question 38

A2S3 Cue- Lizzy- Charlotte.

Answer 38

For ten thousand a year, i could overlook all manner of imperfection!

Question 39

A2S3 Cue- Mr. Collins- MY dear- Make two hearts beat as one

Answer 39

MY DEAR, YOU NEED NOT JOIN US- that is, you needn't leave your conversation.

Question 40

A2S3 Cue- Mr. Collins- Stuffed up so tight in my rect...ory

Answer 40

Lizzy - I am so sorry. I was wrong about everything, the whole time!

Question 41

A2S4 Cue- Start of scene

Answer 41

I would stay, Lizzy- but i cannot miss both services.

Question 42

A2S4 Cue- Lizzy- I shall try to write to Jane

Answer 42

I will make it known that you are still unwell. *kiss* At least you will not get wet!

Question 43

A2S5 Cue- Start of scene

Answer 43

AhhAaaahh!!!

Question 44

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- And all from that- conceited, taciturn, unfeeling man.

Answer 44

You can hardly call him unfeeling.

Question 45

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- How can you defend him, after what he said about my family?

Answer 45

Lizzy, you must admit that your mother is rather... exeptional.

Question 46

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- I- even if- (pause) fine. But you cannot excuse his cruelty towards Jane!

Answer 46

But if he thought her indifferent -

Question 47

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- Et tu, Charlotte?

Answer 47

You must allow me to make some objections in the service of such a match! When will you write home and tell them the truth about Mr. Wickham?

Question 48

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- I shan't! ... it is all... too much.

Answer 48

Ten thousand pounds, Lizzy!

Question 49

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- ...Even if i do Charlotte, which i do!

Answer 49

MmMm..

Question 50

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- I shall NEVER think of him again and I am very - very glad of it!

Answer 50

Well - you may think of him during our tour of his estate. Lady Catherine has asked us to accompany her to Pemberley next week.

Question 51

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- Charlotte, you must be mad! I cannot visit his home!

Answer 51

Lady Catherine said Mr. Darcy shall NOT be there - You cannot make me go alone!

Question 52

A2S5 Cue- Lizzy- You won't be alone - you shall have your husband!

Answer 52

Precisely. Come, Lizzy. Comecomecome?

Question 53

A2S6 Cue- Lady Catherine- ...and once we're on to the main wing -

Answer 53

You might have been the mistress of all this, Lizzy!

Question 54

A2S6 Cue- Lizzy- Let it become noise. Like bells ringing - meaningless.

Answer 54

(offstage) MY DEAR-

Question 55

A2S6 Cue- Darcy- Miss Benet...- I have been rethinking - regretting - some ... expressions

Answer 55

(rush on) Lizzy!

Question 56

A2S6 Cue- Lady Catherine- Fitzwilliam!

Answer 56

Oh, Lizzy -

Question 57

A2S6 Cue- Lady Catherine- Better that she had died.

Answer 57

Lizzy, we must get you home. My dear?