Pre-Dinner

Question 1

HAMISH - beautiful, sweet, sincere… but also a bold and confident young miss…

Answer 1

ZAC - (cuts off Hamish) she’s a real honey bunny!

Question 2

Hamish - and I will never forget you, my friends. Indeed, after 25 years, Chip, the character that made the d & the r a worldwide success, is leaving. I’m off to explore the world, and my first stop is katmandu. I’m spending a month with the Buddhist monks at the swaiyam bunat temple

Answer 2

Zac - a religious retreat for a month? No fine dining, no expensive wines, no cell phone? You won’t last.

Question 3

WANDA - well we have no fruit for you, but rather something decadent to enjoy on your flight. Zack, do you have the gift bag with the card?

Answer 3

Zac - sh.. shoot. I forgot it in the limo. Must have been that second glass of champagne, or was it a third glass?

Question 4

HAMISH - how incredibly thoughtful! I’ll always treasure our special relationship: good friends are so.. valuable

Answer 4

ZAC - when are you flying out?

Question 5

WANDA - a box of the best Ridgway chocolates, handmade, Derek is the owner is a big fan (etc)…

Answer 5

ZAC - so Hamish, what’s the first thing you’ll do when you step off the plane in katmandu?

Question 6

BRAYDEN - looking good hamish! Now we’ve got a special treat for you. A live preview of “Chips “ last scene on the D and the R. Wanda, sparrow, hamish, wait off stage until you hear your cues. This takes place a Brewster and bangle law offices. Dixie is finalizing her divorce from chip, and Daniel is handling it. They’re having an affair, but he’s also secretly dating his secretary Carly. Places everybody and action.

Answer 6

DANIEL - good morning dixie. Would you like a cup of coffee before we start?

Question 7

DIXIE - Danny boy, you know exactly what I want. You sure had a lot of stamina last night. Very impressive..

Answer 7

DANIEL - it was a, uh - a memorable - evening, but…, ah, but now we’ve got business to take care of.

Question 8

DIXIE - we could lock the door to your office for a few minutes

Answer 8

DANIEL - come on now Dixie - we’re here to get this divorce finalized. Chip will be here shortly…

Question 9

CARLIE - (comes into office). Daniel, here is the file you wanted (stops abruptly) oh, am I interrupting?

Answer 9

DANIEL - ( walks towards Carly) not at all. Miss Dixon wanted to go over the documents before her husband gets here.

Question 10

CARLIE - ( quietly ) about tonight - should I wait for you here, or should we meet up at the Razzle Dazzle Club later?

Answer 10

DANIEL - I’ll meet you there at 8:00. Thanks Carlie. (Carlie leaves)

Question 11

DIXIE - you’re meeting her tonight at the Razzle dazzle?

Answer 11

DANIEL - she - uh - asked me to umm… help with…… I couldn’t say… (phone rings - sound effects by Brayden) Excuse me. (on phone) Daniel Cooper speaking… what?… yes, yes she is… oh my god. Thank you…. that was the receptionist - Chip just barged in. Hide under the desk, now. He’s got a gun! (Dixie hides and everybody freezes and goes quiet for about 3 to 4 seconds - uncomfortable silence closed parentheses)

Question 12

DANIEL - He’s got a gun! (Dixie hides and everybody freezes and goes quiet for about 3 to 4 seconds - uncomfortable silence closed parentheses)

Answer 12

DANIEL - (very loud, repeats) .. he’s got a gun! (pause again, waiting for chips entrance)

Question 13

WANDA - what? Oh no! Its his heart again. We need an ambulance. I’ll call 911. (calls) a man had a heart attack, or or something… he’s unconscious… yes, he’s had a heart issues in the past.. please hurry. (ends call, turns to the audience). The ambulance is on its way. Sparrow, let’s get Hamish to the lobby. (both exit dragging unconscious Hamis h)

Answer 13

ZAC - looks like baldy will miss his flight. Where are those chocolates? No need to waste them. (takes one from the open box given to Hamish) these are soooo good! (eats another couple chocolates) try one Brayden..