Policeman Lines Flashcards
1
Q
HUNCA MUNCA: We have got to hide!
A
POLICEMAN (entering): Evening, ladies. What cacn I do for you?
2
Q
LUCINDA: Thank goodness, it’s a bobby. You see–
A
POLICEMAN: It’s a Jimmy.
3
Q
LUCINDA: Excuse me?
A
POLICEMAN: It’s a Jimmy. Jimmy Witherspoon at your service, ma’am. Royal member of Her Majesty’s might police. It appears you’ve been intruded upon.
4
Q
LUCINDA: We are aware.
A
POLICEMAN: Now, what kind of monster would’ve done this rotten thing to two innocent dolls?
5
Q
PETER: Dolls?
A
POLICEMAN: Breaking into a dollhouse like this…
6
Q
TOM THUMB & HUNCA MUNCA: Dollhouse?
A
POLICEMAN: Why don’t you two ladies come back to the station so I can file a report.
7
Q
JANE: It’s a sixpence! They must’ve felt bad.
A
POLICEMAN: Rotten thieves, they should feel bad.
