PLAY Flashcards

1
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ESS IE
MY THAT KITCHENS HOT

A

WHAT, ESSIE?`

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IT JUST WON’T EVER GET COOL

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DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE CANDY TODAY, ESSIE?
IT’S SUCH A HOT DAY

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3
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BUNCH OF NEW ORDERS

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MY, IF IT KEEPS ON i SUPPOSE YOU’LL BE OPENING A STORE.

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4
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I WANT TO BE A DANCER

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THE ONLY TROUBLE WITH DANCING IS, IT TAKES SO LONG. YOU’VE BEEN STUDYING SUCH A LONG TIME.

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5
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STARTED ABOUT THE SAME TIME DIDN’T WE

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YES, BUT YOU SHOULDN’T COUNT MY FIRST TWO YEARS, BECAUSE I WAS LEARNING TO TYPE.

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6
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REHBA - MRS SYCAMORE?

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UH? WHAT?

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7
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FINISH THE SECOND ACT

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OH, NO, RHEBA. I’VE JUST GOT CYNTHIA ENTERING THE MONASTERY.

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8
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KIT KAT WASN’T SHE

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WELL, SHE GETS TIRED OF THE KIT KAT CLUB, AND THERE’S THIS MONASTERY, SO SHE GOES THERE.

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9
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DO THEY LET HER IN?

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YES, I MADE IT VISITORS’ DAY, SO OF COURSE ANYBODY CAN COME.

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10
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OH

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SO SHE ARRIVES ON VISITORS’ DAY, AND –JUST STAYS.

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11
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ALL NIGHT

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OH, YES. SHE STAYS SIX YEARS.

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12
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BUST THAT MONASTERY WIDE OPEN

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(TO SELF) “SIX YEARS LATER.:…

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13
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PAUL TEN STRINGS LISTEN NICE HUH?

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YES, PAUL, DEAR, WERE YOU EVER IN A MONASTERY?

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14
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PINNA THOUGHT OF THE BALLOON

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SOUNDS LOVELY. DID YOU DO ALL THAT TODAY?

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15
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PAUL, PINNA, PAUL D, P D CELLAR AND TRY IT ALL RIGHT

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MR DE PINNA, IF A GIRL YOU LOVED ENTERED A MONASTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

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16
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RHEBA DINNER TONIGHT MRS SYCAMOE?

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WHAT? I DON’T KNOW, RHEBA. MAYBE

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17
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BEEN HOME ONE NIGHT THIS WEEK

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YES, I KNOW.

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18
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SOMETHING WITH COCOANUTS

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UH-HUH. THATS NICE.

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19
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U BETTER SET FOR EIGHT

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RHEBA, I THINK I’LL PUT THIS PLAY AWAY FOR A WHILE AND GO BACK TO THE WAR PLAY.

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20
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ESS WHAT YOU THINK

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OH, THEY LOOK LOVELY. WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM?

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21
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LOVE DREAMS

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YES, THAT’S NICE…I’M GOING BACK TO MY WAR PLAY, ESSIE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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22
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ARE YOU MOTHER?

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YES, I SORT OF GOT MYSELF INTO A MONASTERY AND I CAN’T GET OUT.

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23
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SNAKES DID RHEBA FEED THEM

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I DON’T KNOW. RHEBA, DID YOU FEED THE SNAKES YET?

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24
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BRINGS FLIES WITH HIM

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WELL, TRY TO FEED THEM BEFORE GRANPA GETS HOME. YOU KNOW HOW FUSSY HE IS ABOUT THEM.

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25
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YESM

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AND HERE TAKE GOUCHO AND HARPO INTO THE KITCHEN WITH YOU. BELIEVE I’LL HAVE ANOTHER LOVE DREAM

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26
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PAUL NO THANKS I GOTTA WAHS

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I’M GOING BACK TO THE WAR PLAY, PAUL.

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27
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PAULS ESSIE PROMISING PUPIL

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YOU’D THINK WITH FORTY MONKS AND ONE GIRL THAT SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN.

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28
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ED, ESS…..WHEN KOLENKHOV COMES WILL YOU

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ED, DEAR. WHY DON’T YOU AND ESSIE HAVE A BABY? I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT JUST THE OTHER DAY

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29
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ED ESS ED LET’S ASK HIM

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LABOR PLAY, RELIGIOUS PLAY, ROMANTIC PLAY– I KNOW IT’S HERE SOME PLACE.

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30
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DE PI ED…PRINT UP SOME DESCRITIVE MATTER AFTER DINNER

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DO YOU THINK ANYBODY READS THOSE THINGS, ED–THAT YOU PUT IN THE CANDY BOXES?…OH, HERE’S THE WAR PLAY.
“POISON GAS” (DOORBELL) I GUESS THAT’S DONALD. LOOK AT RHEBA SMILE.

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31
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ED THE BOYFRIEND EH RHEBA

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THEY’RE AWFULLY CUTE, DONALD AND RHEBA.

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32
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HOW YOU BEEN MRS SYCAMORE

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VERY WELL, THANK YOU. DONALD?

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33
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YES MAAM

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WERE YOU EVER IN A MONASTERY?

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34
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I’M ON RELIEF

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AH, YES, OF COURSE.

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35
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BEN WORKING MRS SYCAMORE

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YES, INDEED, DONALD.

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36
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HOW’S GRANDPA?

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JUST FINE. HE’S OVER AT COLUMBIA THIS AFTERNOON. THE COMMENCEMENT EXERCISES.

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37
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HE GO THERE FOR ALL THE TIME PENNY?

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I DON’T KNOW, IT’S SO HANDY–JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

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38
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TROTZKY YAH I LEFT IT THERE

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WHO IS IT?

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39
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THE RUSSIAN REVOLUTION

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OH

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40
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LAST DAYS OF POMPEII

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OH, YES. PALISADES PARK. THATS WHERE WE MET.

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41
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FULL HOUR DISPLAY, SAYH

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PAUL THATS WOUNDERFUL!

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42
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GRANDPA YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE

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WAS IS A NICE COMMENCEMENT, GRANDPA?

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43
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HAVE HIM AT COLUMBIA

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DONALD, WILL YOU TELL RHEBA GRANDPAS HOME NOW AND WE WON’T WAIT FOR MISS ALICE.

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44
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PAUL GR DE GR CARLOAD OF FIREWORKS. AAND SAY JUST AS MUCH TOO

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DON’T THE GRADUATES EVER SAY ANYTHING?

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45
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PEOPLE ESSIE MOTHER

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NO THANKS DEAR

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46
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G ES WHERES GRANPAS LETTER MOTHER

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WHAT DEAR?

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47
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LETTER THAT CAME FOR GRANDPA LAST WEEK?

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I DON’T KNOW I REMEMBER SEEING THE KITTENS ON IT.

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48
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ALICE ENTERS IT’S NEW ISN’T IT

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LOOKS NICE AND SUMMERY.

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49
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DOWN IN THAT CELLAR ALL DAY PAUL HUH?

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I’M GOING BACK TO THE WAR PLAY, ALICE.

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50
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NICARAGUA NOW FOR 2 PESTOS PAUL REALLY?

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“KENNETH! MY VIRTUE IS A PRICELESS THING TO ME”

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51
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REALLY WHO IS IT

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WELL, ISN’T THAT NICE?

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52
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CALLIN FOR ME

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WHY DON’T YOU BOTH STAY TO DINNER?

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53
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BOSSES SON

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WELL!

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54
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WHY SHERLOCK HOLMES

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ARE YOU GOING TO MARY HIM?

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55
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WHAT TIME IS IT?

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I DON’T KNOW. ANYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

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56
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MINUTE HE COMES PLEASE?

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OF COURSE, ALICE

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57
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I MEAN THE MINUTE HE COMES

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WHY, OF COURSE.

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58
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WELL BE SURE

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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

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59
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SHES’ GOT IT BAD

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WOULDN’T IT BE WONDERFUL IF SHE MARRIED HIM? WE COULD HAVE THE WEDDING RIGHT IN THIS ROOM.

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60
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HES EVER CALLED FOR THE GIRL

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YOU ONLY CALLED FOR ME ONCE.

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61
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HE CAME TO DINNER ONCE AND JUST STAYED

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ANYHOW, I THINK IT’S WONDERFUL. DON’T YOU GRANDPA?

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62
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SEEMS HAPPY ABOUT IT

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HE MUST BE CRAZY ABOUT HER. MAYBE HE’S THE ONE WHO IS TAKING HER OUT EVERY NIGHT. (DOOR BELL) THERE HE IS! NEVER MIND, RHEBA, I’LL ANSWER IT. NOW REMEBER WHAT ALICE SAID AND BE VERY NICE TO HIM

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63
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LETS TAKE A LOOK AT HIM

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WELL! WELCOME TO OUR LITTLE HOME!

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64
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HENDRSON HOW DO YOU DO?

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i’M ALICE’S MOTHER. DO COME RIGHT IN! HERE WE ARE! tHIS IS GRANPA AND THAT’S ALIC’S FATHER, AND ALICIE’S SISTER AND HER HUSBAND, ED CARMICHAEL. WELL! NOW GIVE ME YOUR HAT AND MAKE YOURSELF RIGHT AT HOME.

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65
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MAKING A MISTAKE

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HOW’S THAT?

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66
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MY CARD

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“WILBUR C HENDERSON. INTERNAL REVENDUE DEPARTMENT

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67
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MATTER OF INCOME TAX

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INCOME TAX?

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68
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ALICE MR KIRBY

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NO. NO, IT ISN’T DARLING. ITS’S–AN INTERNAL SOMTHING OR OTHER. PARDON ME

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69
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PENALTY FOR NOT FILING AN INCOIME TASX RETURN

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PENALTY?

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70
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SOUND TO YOU FOLKS GRAND I LIKED IT

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MY GOODNESS, HE WAS MAD, WASN’T HE?

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71
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THING IS SO SILLY

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HE FORGOT HIS HAT

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72
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SIZE IS THAT HAT?

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SEVEN AND AN EIGHTH

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73
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FELLO ANYWAY

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(DOORBELL) THIS MUST BE MR KIRBY.

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74
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BETTER MAKE SURE THIS TIME

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YES, I WILL.

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75
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HE’S GOOD LOOKING

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HOW DO YOU DO?

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76
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GOOD EVENING

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IS THIS MR ANTHONY KIRBY JR?

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77
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YES

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WELL, MR KIRBY, COME RIGHT IN! WE’VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. COME RIGHT IN! THIS IS REALLY MR KIRBY! NOW, I’M ALICE’S MOTHER, AND THAT’S MR SYCAMORE, AND ALICE’S GRANDFATHER AND HER SISTER ESSIE, AND ESSIE’S HUSBAND. THERE! NOW YOU KNOW ALL OF US, MR KIRBY. GIVE ME YOUR HAT AND MAKE YOURSELF RIGHT AT HOME

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78
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IS THAT MR KIRBY MOTHER

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YES, ALICE. IT IS. HE’S LOVELY!

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79
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I;LL BE RIGHT DOWN

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DO SIT DOWN, MR KIRBY

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80
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TOMATO NO THANK YOU

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HOW ABOUT A PIECE OF CANDY?

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81
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AH NO, HTNKS

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OH, I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE MR DE PINNA. THIS IS MR DE PINNA, MR KIRBY

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82
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SECURRITES COMMISON OH

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YES, OF COURSE. I’M SURE THERE WAS NOTHING CROOKED ABOUT IT, MR DE PINNA. AS A MATTER OF FACT–ALICE HAS OFTEN TOLD US WHAT A LOVELY MAN YOUR FATHER IS

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83
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DESKI WITH MY NAME ON IT

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IS THAT ALL? DON’T YOU GET ANY SLARY?

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84
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I’M WORTH I’M AFRAID

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NOW YOU’RE JUST BEING MODEST.

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85
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FUN’S OVER I’M FACING THE WORLD

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WELL, YOU’VE CERTAINLY GOT A GOOD START, MR KIRBY. VICE PRESIDENT AN DA RICH FATHER.

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86
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WELL THAT HARDLY MY FAULT

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SO NOW I SUPPOSE YOU’RE ALL READY TO SETTLE DOWN AND GET MARRIED.

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87
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KNOWS HIS OWN MIND

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I WANT’ MAKING UP HIS MIND FOR HIM–WAS I, MR KIRBY?

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88
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QUITE ALL RIGHT MRS SYCAMORE

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YOU SEE?

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89
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MUSTN’ RUSH HIM MOTHER

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WELL, ALL I MEANT WAS HE’S BOUND TO GET MARRED, AND SUPPOSE THE WRONG GIRL GETS HIM?

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90
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TIME TO GET ACQUAINTED

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OH, YES, INDEED. WE WERE JUST HAVING A DELIGHTFUL TALK ABOUT LOVE AND MARRRIAGE.

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91
Q

MONTE CARLO BALLET

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ISN’T MR KIRBY LOVELY?…COME ON, EVERYBODY! DINNERS READY!

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92
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SO GOOD LOOKING

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AND HE HAD SUCH NICE MANNERS. DID YOU NOTICE, PAUL? DID YOU NOTICE HIS MANNERS?

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93
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PRETTY PERSONAL WITH HIM

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OH, NOW, PAUL…ANYHOW, HE’S A VERY NICE YOUNG MAN.

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94
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KOL THEN YOU HAD THE BALLET

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I THINK IF THEY GET MARRIED HERE I’LL PUT THE ALTAR RIGHT WHERE THE SNAKES ARE. YOU WOULDN’T MIND, GRANPA, WOULD YOU?

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95
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KOL THRID FIVE YEAR PLAN

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OF COURSE HIS FAMILY IS GOING TO WANT OT COME. IMAGINE. ALICE MARRYING A KIRBY!

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96
Q

act 1 SCENE 2

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some lines

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97
Q

the whole year well then off stage penny

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IS THAT YOU ALICE? WHAT TIME IS IT? (comes in room in bathrobe) OH! EXCUSE ME, MR KIRBY. I HAD NO IDEA- THAT IS, I–I DIDN’T MEAN TO INTERRUPT ANYTHING.

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98
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NOT AT ALL MRY SYCAMORE, NO MOTHER

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I JUST CAME DOWN FOR A MANUSCRIPT–THEN YOU CAN GO RIGHT AHEAD. AH, HERE IT IS. “ROMANCE TAKES A HOLIDAY” WELL–GOOD NIGHT, TONY.

99
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GOOD NIGHT MRS SYCAMORE

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OH, I THINK YOU CAN CALL ME PENNY, DON’T YOU, ALICE? AT LEAST I HOPE SO.

100
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ACT 2

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101
Q

GAY YOU TAK YOU OLD JOB

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I’M READY TO READ YOU THE NEW PLAY, MISS WELLINGTON, ANY TIME YOU ARE.

102
Q

JUST A MINUTE

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THE ONLY THING IS–I HOPE YOU WON’T MND MY MENTIONING THIS, BUT–YOU DON’T DRINK WHEN YOU’RE ACTING, CO YOU, MISS WELLINGTON? I’M JUST ASKING, OF COURSE.

103
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PEOPLE DONALD ACTING REHED SHE DON’T MEAN ANYTHING

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WELL, ANY TIME YOU’RE READY, WE’LL GO UP TO MY ROOM AND START. I THOUGHT i’D READ THE PLAY UP IN MY ROOM.

104
Q

IT’S TIME TO LAY DOWN

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OH DEAR! OH DEAR! OH, BUT THOSE ARE REAL, MISS WELLNGTON! THEY’RE GRANPA’S. THOSE ARE REAL! OH, DEAR! I HOPE SHE IS NOT GOING TO–MISS WELLINGTON!

105
Q

PASSED OUT GOOD

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DO YOU THINK SHE’LL BE ALL RIGHT?

106
Q

RELIGIOUS PLAY

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WELL, I SUPPOSE I’LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.

107
Q

BIG DOINS AROUND HER TOMORROW NIGTH

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ISN’T IT EXCITING? YOU KNOW I’M SO NERVOUS–YOU’D THINK IT WAS ME HE WAS ENGAGED TO INSTEAD OF ALICE.

108
Q

PENNY DI YOU SEE..GUESS WHO IT IS

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DON’T TELL ME NOW, ED. WAIT A MINUTE…HELEN OF TROY?

109
Q

ALICE LIST FOR RHEBA TOMORROW NIGHT

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YES, DEAR..HERE’S SOME.

110
Q

IS SHE GIVING A PERFORMANCE?

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NO, SHE’S NOT ACTING, ALICE. SHE’S REALLY DRUNK.

111
Q

THAT WON’T YOU MOTHER

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OF COURSE, DEAR

112
Q

NO REASON WHY IS SHOULDN’T ALICE

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WE’RE ALL GOING TO DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE IT A NICE PARTY

113
Q

NICE OT SEE HER SO HAPPY

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YES, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ENGAGED TO PAUL–HOW HAPPY I WAS. AND YOU KNOW, I STILL FEEL THAT WAY.

114
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ED AND ESSIE GET ALONG TOO,,ISN’T IT

A

AND DONALD AND RHEBA, EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE NOT MARRIED…DO YOU SUPPOSE MR DE PINNA WILL EVER MARRY ANYONE, GRANDPA?

115
Q

MISS WELLINGTON

A

OH, DEAR, I WISH SHE’D WAKE UP. IF WE’RE GOING TO READ THE PLAY TONIGHT—

116
Q

MRS SYCA FOUND REMEMBER

A

WHY, OF COURSE. IT’S MY PAINTING OF YOU AS THE DISCUS THROWER. LOOK, GRANDPA.

117
Q

STILL SOME RIGHT HERE

A

WELL, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO–JUST BEFORE I STOPPED PAINTING. LET ME SEE–THAT’S EIGHT YEARS.

118
Q

NEVER FINISHED IT MRS SYCAMORE

A

I ALWAYS MEANT TO FINISH IT, MR DE PINNA, BUT I JUST STARTED TO WRITE A PLAY ONE DAY AND THAT WAS THAT. I NEVER PAINTED AGAIN.

119
Q

HE DIES OH YES

A

HE WAS SUCH A NICE MAN. REMEMBER THE FUNERAL, GRANDPA? WE NEVER KNEW HIS NAME AND IT WAS KIND OF HARD TOGET A CERTIFICATE.

120
Q

NAME WE FINALLY MADE UP FOR HIM

A

MARTIN VANDEROF. WE GAVE HIM YOUR NAME.

121
Q

I REMEMBER

A

IT WAS A LOVELY THOUGHT, BECAUSE OTHERWISE HE NEVER WOULD HAVE GOT ALL THOSE FLOWERS.

122
Q

MRS SYCAMORE I’D KIND OF LIKE TO HAVE IT

A

YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. DE PINNA? I THINK I’LL DO SOME WORK ON IT. RIGHT TONIGHT.

123
Q

WILL YOU

A

I DON’T THINK SHE’S GOING TO WAKE UP ANYHOW…LOOK, MR DE PINNA! YOU GO DOWN IN THE CELLAR–AND PUT ON YOUR COSTUME. AND BRING UP THE EASE. IS IT STILL DOWN THERE?

124
Q

I THINK SO

A

NOW, WHERE DID I PUT MY PALETTE AND BRUSHES?

125
Q

YASSUH MR KOLENKHOV

A

HELLO, MR KOLENKHOV, ESSIE’S IN THE KITCHEN. (GO UPSTAIRS)

126
Q

STALIN TAKE A TELL YOU GRANPA (COME DOWN STAIRS)

A

SEEMS SO NICE TO GET INTO MY ART THINGS AGAIN. THEY SILL LOOK ALL RIGHT, DON’T THEY, GRANPA?

127
Q

PARIS MADAME SYCAMORE

A

OH, THANK YOU, MR KOLENKHOV

128
Q

WORKING FOR THE WPA

A

OH, NO, DONALD. YOU SEE, I USED TO PAINT ALL THE TIME—(DOOR

129
Q

FOLLOWING ME EVERY PLACE I WENT

A

NONSENSE, ED. IT’S YOUR IMAGINATION.

130
Q

FOLLOWED RIGHT OUT OF RUSSIA

A

OF COURSE, YOU SEE, ED–THE WHOLE THING IS JUST IMAGINATION

131
Q

WELL MAYBE

A

(FINDS PAINTING THINGS) AH, HERE WE ARE!

132
Q

WANT THIS OVER THERE?

A

PUT IT HERE, MR. DE PINNA.

133
Q

SCHEREZADE OKAY

A

MR DE PINNA, HAS SOMETHING HAPPEND TO YOUR FIGURE DURING THESE EIGHT YEARS?

134
Q

ANY DIFFERENT

A

YES, MISS WELLINGTON? yES?

135
Q

WOO

A

OH, DEAR.

136
Q

THROUGH PERSPIRATION

A

WHY, THAT’S WONDERFUL, MR KOLENKHOV. DID YOU HEAR THAT, GRANDPA–ART IS ONLY ACHIEVED THROUGH PERSPIRATION

137
Q

WE GO BACK TO THE PIOUETTE

A

COULD YOU PULL IN YOUR STOMACH, ME DE PINNA? THAT’S RIGHT.

138
Q

MRS SYCAMORE

A

WHAT RHEBA?

139
Q

GLAD TO SEE YOU

A

WHY–YES. ONLY–WE THOUGHT IT WAS TO BE TOMORROW NIGHT.

140
Q

WEREN’T DOING A THING

A

NO, NO. JUST A QUIET EVENING AT HOME

141
Q

ALICES MOTHER MRS SYCAMORE

A

HOW DO YOU DO.

142
Q

MR AND MRS KIRBY ARE HERE

A

(WHISPER) AND BE SURE TO PUT HIS PANTS ON.

143
Q

MRS KIRBY- THANK YOU

A

I’LL TELL ALICE THAT YOU’RE —-ALICE! ALICE DEAR! aLICE, WILL YOU COME DOWN DEAR? WE’VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. wEL!

144
Q

TAKE INTO THE KITCHEN

A

OF COURSE WE’RE SO USED TO THEM AROUND THE HOUSE–

145
Q

CARELESS OF YOU VERY

A

OH, NOW, ANYBODY CAN GET MIXED UP, MR KIRBY.

146
Q

NOT HUNGRY AT ALL

A

BUT IT’S NOT A BIT OF BOTHER. ED!–ED, TELL DONALD TO RUN DOWN TO THE A & p AND GET HALF A DOZENBOTTLES OF BEER, AND -AH-SOME CANNED SALMON–DO YOU LIKE CANNED SALMON, MR KIRBY?

147
Q

INDIGESTION ANYWAY

A

OH, I’M SORRY…HOW ABOUT YOU, MRS KIRBY? DO YOU LIKE CANNED SALMON?

148
Q

FOND OF IT

A

YOU CAN HAVE FRANKFURTERS IF YOU’D RATHER.

149
Q

EITHER ONE WILL DO

A

WELL, MAKE IT FRANKFURTERS AND SOME CANNED CORN, AND CAMPBELL’S SOUP—GOT THAT, ED?

150
Q

OKAY

A

AND TELL HIM TO HURRY! THE A & p IS JUST AT THE CORNER, AND FRANKFURTERS DON’T TAKE ANY TIME TO BOIL.

151
Q

FORGIVE MY APPEARANCE

A

THIS IS MR SYCAMORE’S BUSIEST TIME OF THE YEAR. JUST BEFORE THE 4TH OF JULY HE ALWAYS—-(ALICE COMES DOWN)

152
Q

GETTING YOU SOME DINNER

A

OH, THAT’S ALL DONE, ALICE. THAT’S ALL BEEN ATTENDED TO.

153
Q

OF COURSE IT IS DARLING

A

I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WANTED, ALICE.

154
Q

COMFORTABLE KIRBY THANK YOU

A

WELL—-

155
Q

GAY WAKES UP WOOO

A

SHE—AH—

156
Q

OVERCOME BY THE HEAT

A

YES, SOME PEOPLE FEEL IT, YOU KNOW, MORE THAN OTHERS. PERHAPS I’D BETTER SEE IF SHE’S ALL RIGHT. EXCUSE ME PLEASE?

157
Q

GARDEN SHOW ESSIE OH YES

A

I THINK SHE’LL BE ALL RIGHT NOW…HAS DONALD COME BACK YET?

158
Q

NO, HE HASN’T

A

WELL, HE’LL BE RIGHT BACK, AND IT WON’T TAKE ANY TIME AT ALL. I’M AFRAID YOU MUST BE STARVED.

159
Q

WAITED TEN YEARS FOR

A

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I WAS WAITING FOR AN ORCHID

160
Q

DONALD

A

AH, HERE WE ARE! DID YOU GET EVERYTHING , DONALD?

161
Q

SPIRITUALISM

A

SPIRITUALISM? nOW, MRS. KIRBY, EVERBODY KNOWS THAT’S A FAKE.

162
Q

HOBBIES OF YOUR OWN

A

YES, BUT NOT SILLY ONES

163
Q

COMOTION

A

WELL! THAT WAS EXCITING FOR A MINUTE, WASN’T IT?

164
Q

PLEASE MR KOLENKHOV

A

I’M SURE DINNER WON’T BE ANY TIME AT ALL NOW.

165
Q

STUPIDITY NOT AT ALL TONY

A

LOOK! WHY DON’T WE ALL PLAY A GAME OF SOME SORT WHILE WE’RE WAITING?

166
Q

NOO MR KOLENKHOV

A

BUT I’M SURE MR AND MRS KIRBY WOULD LOVE THIS GAME. IT’S PERFECTLY HARMLESS.

167
Q

GOOD AT GAMES MRS SYCAORE

A

OH, BUT ANY FOOL COULD PLAY THIS GAME, MR KIRBY. ALL YOU DO IS WRITE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER—

168
Q

MR KIRBY DOESN’ WANT

A

OH, HE’LL LOVE IT! HERE YOU ARE, MR KIRBY. WRITE YOUR NAME ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER. AND MRS KIRBY, YOU DO THE SAME ON THIS ONE.

169
Q

MOTHER WHAT IS THIS GAME

A

I USED TO PLAY IF IT AT SCHOOL. IT’S CALLED FORGET-ME-NOT. HERE YOU ARE, GRANDPA. NOW, I’M GOING TO CALL OUT FIVE WORDS–JUST ANYTHING AT ALL –AND AS I SAY EACH WORD, YOU’RE OT PUT DOWN THE FIRST THING THAT COMES INTO YOUR MIND. IS THAT CLEAR? FOR INSTANCE, IF i SAY “GRASS” YOU MIGHT PUT DOWN “GREEN”–JUST WHATEVERYOU THINK OF, SEE? OR IF i CALLOUT “CHAIR” YOU MIGHT PUT DONW “TABLE” IT SHOWS THE RE-ACTIONS PEOPLE HAVE TO DIFFERENT THINGS. YOU SEE HOW SIMPLE IT IS MR KIRBY?

170
Q

HAPPY TO PLAY IT

A

YOU SEE, ALICE? HE DOES WANT TO PLAY.

171
Q

WELL

A

NOW, THEN! ARE WE READY?

172
Q

READY

A

NOW, REMEMBER-YOU MUST PLAY FAIR. PUT DOWN THE FIRST THING THAT COMES INTO YOUR MIND

173
Q

I UNDERSTAND

A

EVERYBODY READY?.. .THE FIRST WORD IS “POTATOES”. pOTATOES…READY FOR THE NEXT ONE?

174
Q

MOTHERE

A

BATHROOM! GOT THAT?

175
Q

GO AHEAD

A

ALL READY? LUST..

176
Q

NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU

A

NONSENSE, ALICE-THAT WORD’S ALL RIGHT.

177
Q

PERFECTLY FIAR WORD

A

YOU SEE? NOW, YOU MUSTN’T INTERRUP THE GAME.

178
Q

LAST WORK AGAIN PLEASE

A

LUST, MR KIRBY

179
Q

QUITE A GAME ISN’T IT

A

SSSH, GRANDPA… ALL READY?…“HONEYMOON” NOW ESSIE!…ALL RIGHT THE LAST WORD IS ROMANCE

180
Q

WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

A

OH, THIS IS THE BEST PART. NOW I READ OUT YOUR REACTIONS

181
Q

QUITE AN INTERESTING GAME

A

I KNEW YOU’D LIKE IT. I’LL READ YOU PAPER FIRST, MR KIRBY. lISTEN, EVERYBODY! THIS IS MR KIRBY…“POTATOES—STEAK.? THAT’S VERY GOOD. SEE HOW THEY GO TOGETHER? STEAK AND POTATOES?

182
Q

HAPPENED TO THINK OF IT

A

IT’S VERY GOOD…“BATHROOM–TOOTHPASTE.” WELL! “LUST–UNLAWFUL.” iSN’T THAT NICE? “HONEYMOON–TRIP. yES AND ROMANCE–MALE. OH YES OF COURSE…YOU ARE. tHAT’S REALLY A WONDERFUL PAPER, MR KIRBY.

183
Q

EXPERIMENT IN PSYCHOLOGY ISN’T IT

A

YES, IT IS–IT SHOW JUST HOW YOUR MIND WORKS. NOW WE’LL SEE HOW MRS KIRBY’S MIND WORKS….READY?… THIS IS MRS KIRBY…POTATOES—STARCH. I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN MRS KIRBY. MM–OH DEAR!…BATHROOM–MR KIRBY.

184
Q

WHATS THAT

A

BATHROOM MR KIRBY

185
Q

GO ON MRS SYCAMORE

A

WHERE WAS I?….OH , YES…LUST–HUMAN

186
Q

WHAT WAS THE NEXT WORD

A

HONEYMOON

187
Q

WHAT WASMRS KIRBYS ANSWER

A

AH–HONEYMOON–DULL

188
Q

GO ON MRS SYCAMORE

A

THIS ONE’S ALL RIGHT, MR KIRBY. ROMANCE–WALL STREET

189
Q

MEN COME IN WHERE YOU ARE EVERYBODY DON’T MOVE

A

OH, GOOD HEAVENS!

190
Q

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

A

OH, MY GOODNESS! J-MEN!

191
Q

LEAD TO THE CELLAR

A

YES IT DOES

192
Q

PRINTS ANYTHING HE DOES EH?

A

I NEVER HEARD OF SUCH NONSENSE.

193
Q

GOT TO GO DOWN THERE GOOD HEAVENS

A

MY MANUSCRIPTS! I’VE GOT TO SAVE MY MANUSCRIPTS!

194
Q

ACT 3

A
195
Q

SALAD BOWL. THANKS (COME DOWN STAIRS)

A

WELL, SHE’S GOING. NOTHING ANYBODY SAID COULD CHANGE HER

196
Q

AWAY LON mRS SYCAMOE

A

I DON’T KNOW, RHEBA. SHE WON’T SAY.

197
Q

HOW YOU FEE, MRS SYCAMORE?

A

OH, I’M ALL RIGHT, DONALD. JUST KIND OF UPSET. PERHAPS IF I DO SOME WORK MAYBE I’LL FEEL BETTER

198
Q

SHE’S GOING PENNY

A

YES (CRYS)

199
Q

NOW, NOW PENNY.

A

I CAN’T HELP IT, PAUL. SOMEHOW I FEEL IT’S OUR FAULT.

200
Q

BEEN THINK MORE ABOUT ALICE

A

DON’T SAY THAT, PAUL. YOU’VE BEEN A WONDERFUL FATHER. AND HUSBAND, TOO.

201
Q

LOOKING AT MR KIRBY

A

BUT WE’VE BEEN SO HAPPY, PAUL.

202
Q

MIXED UP NOW

A

…WHAT TIME IS SHE GOING?

203
Q

LEAVES AT HALF PAST SEVEN

A

OH, IF ONLY SHE’D SEE TONY. I’M SURE HE COULD PERSUADE HER.

204
Q

BEEN TRYING ALL DAY

A

WHERE IS HE NOW?

205
Q

SHE WON’T TALK TO HIM

A

MAYBE TONY CNA CATCH HER AS SHE’S LEAVING.

206
Q

IT WON’T HELP PENNY

A

NO, I DON’T SUPOSSE SO..I FEEL SO SORRY FOR TONY, TOO. WELL? –GRANDPA?

207
Q

LET THE GIRL ALONE

A

BUT GRANDPA—

208
Q

THEN YOU COME HOME

A

OH, BUT IT’S ALL SO TERRIBLE, GRANDPA

209
Q

THINGS LIKE THAT GOING ON

A

OH, IT WAS EVEN WORSE WITH MRS KIRBY. WHEN THE MATRON STRIPPED HER. THERE WAS A BURLESQUE DANCER THERE AND SHE KEPT SINGING A STRIP SONG WHILE MRS KIRBY UNDRESSED.

210
Q

ALICE-I’M JUST GOING TO PRESS THESE

A

ALICE, DEAR

211
Q

NO THANKS ESSIE

A

REALLY, ALICE, YOU COULD BE JUST AS ALONE HERE AS YOU COULD IN THE MOUNTAINS. YOU COULD STAY RIGHT IN YOUR ROOM ALL THE TIME.

212
Q

KNOW YOU WANTED ONE

A

OH, I TOLD MR DE PINNA TO TELL YOU, PAUL. DIDN’T HE TELL YOU?

213
Q

DO ANYTHING(TONY ENTERS)

A

TONY, TALK TO HER! SHE’S IN THE KITCHEN

214
Q

KOL GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY

A

WHY, MR KOLENKHOV

215
Q

REALIZE YOU ARE UPSET

A

THAT’S ALL RIGHT, MR KOLENKHOV.

216
Q

DON’T FEE UP TO IT WELL I AH

A

OH, BUT DO STAY TO DINNER, MR KOLENKHOV. WE’VE GOT ALL THAT FOOD OUT THERE, AND SOMEBODY’S GOT TO EAT IT.

217
Q

HAPPY TO MADAME SYCAMORE

A

FINE

218
Q

ASK A GREAT FAVOR

A

WHY, OF COURSE, MR KOLENKHOV. WHAT IS IT?

219
Q

DUCHES OLGA

A

YES?

220
Q

RESTAURANT TIMES SQUARE

A

YES, I KNOW. IF THERE’S ANYTHING AT ALL THAT WE CAN DO, MR KOLENKHOV…

221
Q

PETER THE GREAT A REMARKABLE MAN

A

MR KOLENKHOV, IF YOU MEAN YOU’D LIKE THE GRAND DUCHESS TO COME TO DINNER, WHY WE’D BE HONORED.

222
Q

THANK YOU

A

I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO MEET HER. WHERE IS SHE NOW?

223
Q

BRING HER IN

A

ED, STRAIGHTEN YOU TIE, ESSIE, YOUR DRESS. HOW DO I LOOK? ALL RIGHT?

224
Q

ALL RIGHT NOW MR DE PINNA

A

WILL YOU BE SEATED, YOUR HIGHNESS?

225
Q

YOU ARE MOST KIND

A

WE ARE HONORED TO RECEIVE YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.

226
Q

YOU ARE TELLING ME

A

YOUR HIGHNESS–DID YOU KNOW THE CZAR? PERSONALLY, I MEAN.

227
Q

I DO NOT BLAME HIM

A

NO, OF COURSE NOT…WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A MOMENT? (LOOKS UPSTAIRS FOR ALICE)

228
Q

HE IS A COMMUNIST

A

WE’LL HURRY THINGS UP. ESSIE, WHY DON’T YOU GO OUT IN THE KITCHEN AND SEE IF YOU CAN HELP RHEBA?

229
Q

VERY GOOD COOK

A

OH, BUT YOUR HIGHNESS! NOT ON YOU DAY OFF!

230
Q

WONDERFUL FACE FOR A MASK

A

REALLY, SHE’S A VERY NICE WOMAN, YOU KNOW. CONSIDERING SHE’S A GRAND DUCHESS.

231
Q

KEEP KIND OF GAY TOO

A

MM. SHE MADE ME FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING FOR A MINUTE.

232
Q

CALL A CAB

A

NO, WAIT, PAUL. HERE THEY ARE. MAYBE TONY HAS—

233
Q

MR KIRBY AH GOOD EVENING

A

GOOD EVENING

234
Q

A CAT CAN LOOK AT A KING CANT HE

A

YOU–YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT FOR YOU, ALICE?

235
Q

…READ THOSE LETTERS HOW DARED YOU

A

WHY, ISN’T THAT WONDERFUL? DID YOU WEAR TIGHTS, MR KIRBY?

236
Q

HERE ON PURPOSE..ALICE TONY

A

WELL, FOR HEAVEN’S….

237
Q

I WANT TO DO DOORBELL

A

THAT MUST BE THE CAB

238
Q

WHY DON’T YOU AND TONY BOTH STAY?

A

OH, PLEASE DO, MR KIRBY. WE’VE GOT ALL THAT STUFF WE WERE GOING TO HAVE LAST NIGHT. I MEAN TONIGHT.

239
Q

TELL THAT CAB …WELL, WELL..WELL

A

WHAT IS IT GRANDPA?

240
Q

BURIED UNDER MY NAME

A

YES

241
Q

DUCHES-YOU CAN SIT DOWN

A

COME ON, EVERYBODY. DINNER! COME ON, MR KIRBY.

242
Q

I’M COMING

A

ESSIE, STOP DANCING AND COME TO DINNER.

243
Q

RUSSIAN FOOD MR KIRBY

A

BUT YOU MUST BE CAREFUL OF YOUR INDIGESTION

244
Q

SAVE THE STAMP FOR ME

A

MR KIRBY, DO YOU LIKE ROAST GOOSE? WE HAVE ROAST GOOSE FOR DINNER.