pickup lines

Question 1

your hand looks heavy

Answer 1

Can I hold it for you?

Question 2

See my friend over there?

Answer 2

He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Question 3

I am not electrician,

Answer 3

but I can light up your day

Question 4

* Are you a time traveler?

Answer 4

Cause I see you in my future!

Question 5

* Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s?

Answer 5

* Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.

Question 6

Are you a keyboard?

Answer 6

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Question 7

I’d never play hide and seek with you

Answer 7

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

Question 8

* Your lips look lonely

Answer 8

* Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

Question 9

Are you netflix?

Answer 9

Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.

Question 10

* Do you know if there are any police around?

Answer 10

* Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.

Question 11

* Roses are red, my face is too,

Answer 11

* Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

Question 12

Can I tie your shoes?

Answer 12

Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you to fall for someone else

Question 13

It’s a good thing I have my library card

Answer 13

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

Question 14

I’m not drunk,

Answer 14

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU

Question 15

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman;

Answer 15

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man

Question 16

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for

Answer 16

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look

Question 17

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar.

Answer 17

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Question 18

Excuse me, may I sit here for a moment to …

Answer 18

Excuse me, may I sit here for a moment to recuperate from falling for you?

Question 19

It’s a good thing I wore gloves today.

Answer 19

It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle

Question 20

I’m not a photographer, but

Answer 20

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together

Question 21

I’m going to the optometrist to get my eyes checked.

Answer 21

I’m going to the optometrist to get my eyes checked. For some reason, I can’t take them off of you

Question 22

Wouldn’t we look good on a wedding…

Answer 22

Wouldn’t we look good on a wedding cake together?

Question 23

I think there’s something wrong with my phone.Could you

Answer 23

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

Question 24

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you

Answer 24

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Question 25

The sparkle in your eyes is so bright,

Answer 25

The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous

Question 26

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9.

Answer 26

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need

Question 27

Well, here I am.

Answer 27

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Question 28

Do you like sleeping?

Answer 28

Do you like sleeping?
We should try it together sometime

Question 29

I don’t need instagram,

Answer 29

I don’t need instagram, I’m already following you

Question 30

Four plus four equals eight,

Answer 30

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Question 31

Cutie can I borrow your pics?

Answer 31

Cutie can I borrow your pics? Cause I’d like to show Santa what I want for this Christmas

Question 32

Are you a magician?

Answer 32

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Question 33

What’s a smart attractive man like me doing

Answer 33

What’s a smart attractive man like me doing without your number?

Question 34

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together?

Answer 34

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Question 35

Hi, I’m Mr. Right.

Answer 35

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Question 36

I’m fighting the urge to make you

Answer 36

** I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.**

Question 37

There must be something wrong with my eyes,

Answer 37

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Question 38

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No]

Answer 38

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start,

Question 39

If I was an octopus,

Answer 39

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

Question 40

Honey, you give new meaning to

Answer 40

Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.

Question 41

I seem to have lost my phone number.

Answer 41

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Question 42

Do you have a name or can I

Answer 42

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Question 43

Do you have a map?

Answer 43

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Question 44

You spend so much time in my mind,

Answer 44

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Question 45

Is your name Wi-fi?

Answer 45

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection

Question 46

I was blinded by your beauty…

Answer 46

I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Question 47

Do you like raisins?

Answer 47

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

Question 48

I wish my pillow was as

Answer 48

I wish my pillow was as huggable as you.

Question 49

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is

Answer 49

I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

Question 50

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget

Answer 50

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Question 51

** I was just trying to buy a drink here,**

Answer 51

I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

Question 52

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

Answer 52

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Question 53

I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized

Answer 53

I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

Question 54

You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about

Answer 54

You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

Question 55

When I text you goodnight later,

Answer 55

When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

Question 56

Hey, my name’s Microsoft.

Answer 56

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Question 57

premise + tease

premise: if you’re saying something to the girl that you would never say to a man it is probably a premise
tease: a Tease is when you are playfully giving someone a hard time

Answer 57

flirting

Question 58

A playful way to start a conversation with someone you find attractive, using puns or wordplay related to candles. “These are called

Answer 58

candle pick up lines

For example, “Do you mind if I sit here? Because you’re the only light I see in this dark place.”

Question 59

when you just meet a girl and shae asks: “Buy me a drink!”
how to respond?

Answer 59

-Sure. I’ll buy you a drink if I find you intersting!
or
-sure. I’ll buy you a drink but first you have to ask me in an australian accent.

Source: “Marni Your Personal Wing Girl”.
Youtube Link: 10 Sneaky Ways Women Test Men With Their Words (And How To Respond Correctly)

Question 60

Are you hitting on me?

and she knows you are hitting on her!

Answer 60

-If it is working, then Yes!
or

Source: “Marni Your Personal Wing Girl”.
Youtube Link: 10 Sneaky Ways Women Test Men With Their Words (And How To Respond Correctly)

Question 61

How to answer the question test?

Are you hitting on me?

Answer 61

-If it works, then Yes!
OR
-I would answer that question but I’ve been told girls love a mysterious guy so who knows?!”

source: 10 Sneaky Ways Women Test Men With Their Words (And How To Respond Correctly)
Marni Your Personal Wing Girl

Question 62

How to answer the question test?

Girl: Buy me a drink!

Answer 62

-Sure I’ll buy you a drink if I find you intersting!
or
-I’ll buy you a drink if you ask it in an australian accent!

source: 10 Sneaky Ways Women Test Men With Their Words (And How To Respond Correctly)
Marni Your Personal Wing Girl