pickup lines Flashcards by Fabio Moradi

your hand looks heavy

Can I hold it for you?

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See my friend over there?

He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

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I am not electrician,

but I can light up your day

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* Are you a time traveler?

Cause I see you in my future!

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* Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s?

* Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.

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Are you a keyboard?

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

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I’d never play hide and seek with you

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

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* Your lips look lonely

* Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

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Are you netflix?

Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.

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* Do you know if there are any police around?

* Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.

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* Roses are red, my face is too,

* Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

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Can I tie your shoes?

Can I tie your shoes? Cause I don’t want you to fall for someone else

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It’s a good thing I have my library card

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

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I’m not drunk,

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU

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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman;

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man

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There isn’t a word in the dictionary for

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look

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My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

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Excuse me, may I sit here for a moment to …

Excuse me, may I sit here for a moment to recuperate from falling for you?

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It’s a good thing I wore gloves today.

It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle

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I’m not a photographer, but

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together

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I’m going to the optometrist to get my eyes checked.

I’m going to the optometrist to get my eyes checked. For some reason, I can’t take them off of you

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Wouldn’t we look good on a wedding…

Wouldn’t we look good on a wedding cake together?

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I think there’s something wrong with my phone.Could you

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

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Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

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**The sparkle in your eyes is so bright,**

**The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous**

**On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9.**

**On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need**

**Well, here I am.**

**Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?**

**Do you like sleeping?**

**Do you like sleeping? We should try it together sometime**

**I don't need instagram,**

**I don't need instagram, I'm already following you**

**Four plus four equals eight,**

**Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.**

**Cutie can I borrow your pics?**

**Cutie can I borrow your pics? Cause I'd like to show Santa what I want for this Christmas**

**Are you a magician?**

**Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!**

**What's a smart attractive man like me doing**

**What's a smart attractive man like me doing without your number?**

**You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together?**

**You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.**

**Hi, I'm Mr. Right.**

**Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?**

**I'm fighting the urge to make you**

** I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.**

**There must be something wrong with my eyes,**

**There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.**

**I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No]**

**I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start,**

**If I was an octopus,**

**If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.**

**Honey, you give new meaning to**

**Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'.**

**I seem to have lost my phone number.**

**I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?**

**Do you have a name or can I**

**Do you have a name or can I call you mine?**

**Do you have a map?**

**Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.**

**You spend so much time in my mind,**

**You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.**

**Is your name Wi-fi?**

**Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection**

**I was blinded by your beauty...**

**I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.**

**Do you like raisins?**

**Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"**

**I wish my pillow was as**

**I wish my pillow was as huggable as you.**

**I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is**

**I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.**

**You're so beautiful that you made me forget**

**You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.**

** I was just trying to buy a drink here,**

**I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you're very distracting.**

**Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of?**

**Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.**

**I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized**

**I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don't have your number yet.**

**You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about**

**You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?**

**When I text you goodnight later,**

**When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?**

**Hey, my name's Microsoft.**

**Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?**

**premise + tease** ***premise***: if you're saying something to the girl that you would never say to a man it is probably a premise ***tease***: a Tease is when you are playfully giving someone a hard time

**flirting**

A playful way to start a conversation with someone you find attractive, using puns or wordplay related to candles. "These are called

**candle pick up lines** ## Footnote For example, “Do you mind if I sit here? Because you’re the only light I see in this dark place.”

when you just meet a girl and shae asks: "Buy me a drink!" how to respond?

**-Sure. I'll buy you a drink if I find you intersting!** or **-sure. I'll buy you a drink but first you have to ask me in an australian accent.** ## Footnote Source: "Marni Your Personal Wing Girl". Youtube Link: [10 Sneaky Ways Women Test Men With Their Words (And How To Respond Correctly)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLjolrGYU5E)

Are you hitting on me? | and she knows you are hitting on her!

**-If it is working, then Yes!** or ## Footnote Source: "Marni Your Personal Wing Girl". Youtube Link: [10 Sneaky Ways Women Test Men With Their Words (And How To Respond Correctly)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLjolrGYU5E)

# How to answer the question test? Are you hitting on me?

-**If it works, then Yes!** OR -**I would answer that question but I've been told girls love a mysterious guy so who knows?!"** ## Footnote source: [10 Sneaky Ways Women Test Men With Their Words (And How To Respond Correctly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLjolrGYU5E)) Marni Your Personal Wing Girl

# How to answer the question test? Girl: **Buy me a drink!**

-Sure I'll buy you a drink if I find you intersting! or -I'll buy you a drink if you ask it in an australian accent! ## Footnote source: [10 Sneaky Ways Women Test Men With Their Words (And How To Respond Correctly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLjolrGYU5E)) Marni Your Personal Wing Girl