Numero uno

Question 1

What to do if you see something.

Answer 1

Say nothing and drink to forget.

Question 2

What is love what is life?

Answer 2

Shrek is love, Shrek is life…

Question 3

What is the answer to life the universe, and everything?

Answer 3

42

Question 4

What’s the answer to everything else apart from THAT?

Answer 4

Magic.

Question 5

Who’s the guy that hangs round with a bunch of musicians?

Answer 5

Tom the drummer.

Question 6

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer 6

I don’t know. Ask Jessie.

Question 7

You suck

Answer 7

Dick

Question 8

What’s funny?

Answer 8

Your face.

Question 9

Why are pirates called pirates?

Answer 9

Because they AAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

Question 10

What do we do to cannibals?

Answer 10

We kick them.

Question 11

What is the number one?

Answer 11

Not a prime. You’re welcome.

Question 12

What is ace?

Answer 12

One.

Question 13

Why is Archie boring?

Answer 13

He likes music theory.

Question 14

Why is Lauren odd?

Answer 14

SHE LIKES TURKISH DELIGHT

It’s yummy ~Lauren

Question 15

What’s Lauren’s favourite meal?

Answer 15

Macaroni cheese. Lol

Question 16

What’s lauren’s favourite dessert?

Answer 16

-_-

Question 17

Where does Lauren do nothing.

Answer 17

Leave Children.

Question 18

How does Sam like to pass his time?

Answer 18

Eating Libby’s sausages

Question 19

Why does Libby smell.

Answer 19

Because she’s mean to me. (as in everyone)

Question 20

What is Hannah’s favourite meal?

Answer 20

Patrick Hannah’s edit: um how about no you faggots.

Question 21

What’s brown and sticky?

Answer 21

A stick.

Question 22

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Answer 22

Blue paint.