mrs wormowood lines matilda jr

Question 1

SCENE 1
Mr Wormwood: Yes, sir. That’s right, sir. One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. (screams noticing Matilda reading a book)

Answer 1

Aaaaaa! Harry!

Question 2

SCENE 1
Mr Wormwood: Hang on-

Answer 2

Look at this, she’s reading a book. That’s not normal for a five year old. I think she might be an idiot.

Question 3

SCENE 1
Matilda: I’m a girl.

Answer 3

And she keeps trying to tell me stories, Harry. I mean it’s not normal for a girl to be all thinking…

Question 4

SCENE 1
Mr Wormwood: I’m going to have to call you straight back. I’m trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this?

Answer 4

What about me? I’ve got a whole house to look after, dinners don’t microwave themselves you know! I am off to bleach my roots and I shan’t be talking to you for the rest of the evening.

Question 5

SCENE 1
Mr Wormwood: But i’m going to make us rich!

Answer 5

How rich?

Question 6

SCENE 1
Michael: Mi-chel

Answer 6

Well, I shall take the money when you earn it. ANd I shall spend it. But I shan’t enjoy it because of the dispicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight.

Question 7

SCENE 2 (after Naughty)
Mr Wormwood: In business, son, a man’s har is his greatest asset. Good hair means a good brain. (Matilda and Mrs Wormwood enter)

Answer 7

Your… hair! It’s… It’s… green!

Question 8

SCENE 2 (after Naughty)
Mr Wormwood: My hair’s green!

Answer 8

Why on earth did you do that?

Question 9

SCENE 2 (after Naughty)
Matilda: Maybe you used some of mummy’s peroxide by mistake?

Answer 9

That’s exactly what you’ve done, you stupid man!

Question 10

SCENE 2 (after Naughty)
Matilda: Mum, would you like to hear a story?

Answer 10

Don’t be disgusting! The sooner you’re locked up in school the better.

Question 11

Scene 5
Mr Wormwood: Stupid, nasty, question-asking Russians!

Answer 11

Oh, don’t tell me we’re not rich…

Question 12

Scene 5
Matilda: No! Its a library book!

Answer 12

You showed the little brat. Oh! I’m late for my dance lesson with Rudolpho!

Question 13

Scene 8
(Miss Honey is at the Wormwood’s door)

Answer 13

Who is it?

Question 14

Scene 8
Miss Honey: Oh, yes, um, hello, my name is Miss Honey. Matilda’s teacher?

Answer 14

Bit busy right now…

Question 15

Scene 8
Miss Honey: It will only take a moment.

Answer 15

Oh, well, come in if you must. This is Rudolpho, he’s my dance partner. We’re rehearsing.

Question 16

Scene 8
Rudolpho: What? Who is this babe? You know what interruptions do to my energy flow.

Answer 16

What do you want Miss Chutney?

Question 17

Scene 8
Miss Honey: It’s Miss Honey. Well, as you know Matilda is in the bottom class and children in the bottom class aren’t really expected to read-

Answer 17

Well stop her reading then. Lord knows we’ve tried.

Question 18

Scene 8
Rudolpho: I’m in the zone, doll. I can feel it in my hips. Don’t waste this.

Answer 18

I’m not in favour of girls getting all clever pants, Miss Hussey. Looks are more important than books. Now, look at you, look at me. You chose books, I chose looks. Good day.

Question 19

Scene 13
Mr Wormwood: Ten minutes later the Russians show up. Expensive suits, dark glasses-

Answer 19

Russians are nocturnal; I saw it on a program last night.

Question 20

Scene 13
Matilda: But they trusted you and you’ve cheated them!

Answer 20

What have we done to deserve a child like you?

Question 21

Scene 13
Matilda: I’m a girl!

Answer 21

Now go to your room you nasty… little… creep!

Question 22

Epilogue
Matilda: Spain? But… Why?

Answer 22

Because this twit brain sold a hundred and fifty-five year old bangers to the Russian Mafia.

Question 23

Epilogue
Sergei: Your father is very, very, lucky to have you as his daughter. (he claps twice, the Russians exit)

Answer 23

Quick, lets get out of here before the Russians change their minds.