Mort

Question 1

Kaz/Hudson: I play Texas Hold’em with the old geezers, and Wednesday’s Meatloaf Night. I never miss it. (Enter)

Answer 1

Now THAT my friends, was a delicious meal. Just like Sylvie used to make.

Question 2

Jasmine/Irving: Boy, am I stuffed, Marcia always gives me a second helping.

Answer 2

Marcia? That red-headed beauty with the mole?

Question 3

Kaz/Hudson: Hey, Rat Pack! Can you get a move on? What are you, eighty?

Answer 3

I wish. Eighty was a good year.

Question 4

Kaz/Hudson: What d’ya say we quit the small talk and play some cards?

Answer 4

Well looky here, Led Zeppelin here is in a hurry.

Question 5

Jasmine/Irving: Wha?!

Answer 5

I said, looky here, Led Zeppelin here is in a hurry!

Question 6

Jasmine/Irving: Wowee wow wow. I haven’t seen cards this nice since the Cardinals won the World Series in ‘46!

Answer 6

What am I supposed to do with this garbage? You tell me.

Question 7

Kaz/Hudson: There are no jokers in Texas Hold’em Irving.

Answer 7

Do I have time to go to the can? That Yoo Hoo is going right through me.

Question 8

Kaz/Hudson: Can we at least get through one hand?

Answer 8

My urologist says it’s not good to hold your bladder.

Question 9

Kaz/Hudson: Fine Mort, go. But make it snappy.

Answer 9

I’m an 83 year old man, not an Olympic track star. Who do you think I am, Lance Armstrong?