million dolla meat Flashcards

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smith: well come on. let’s check the next block

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we did it frankie! we got away from those dirty coppers

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frankie : and look beans. we still got the diamonds

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can i hold them

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frankie: no you can’t hold them

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why can’t i hold them

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frankie: because you might lose them

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what makes you think i’ll lose them

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frankie: i dont know. maybe the fact that you lost our getaway car

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i didn’t lose it. it got towed

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frankie : we’ll that’ll teach you not to double park next to a police car

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come on. let me hold the diamonds. i promise i won’t lose them

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frankie: all right fine.

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hey look they’re shiny

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frankie: they’re not just shiny. they’re luminarious

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what is this place

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frankie: i don’t know. must be some kind of restaurant kitchen

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great. i’m starving let’s order some dinner

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frankie : with what. we ain’t got no cash

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we could give them one of our diamonds

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frankie: are you kidding. these diamonds are worth a million dollars a piece

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maybe they’ll throw in dessert

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12
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frankie: forget it just grab something so we can get out of here

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ooooooh ketchup

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frankie: that’s revolterating you can’t eat ketchup

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i’m not going to eat it

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14
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frankie: good

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i’m going to drink it

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15
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frankie : oh no they found us

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what are we going to do

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16
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frankie: quick. hide the diamonds

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where

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17
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frankie: i don’t know some place no one will ever find them

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okay (drops in ketchup)

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frankie: that was a close one. let’s get the diamonds and go

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diamonds ? what diamonds ?

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19
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frankie: the diamonds we stole remember

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oh yeah i got them right here

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20
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frankie: all right hand them over the

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well i don’t mean here here. i mean in this general vicinity

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21
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frankie: you don’t have them do you

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not exactly

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22
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frankie: you babbling beefwit! what did you do with them

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i don’t remember

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23
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frankie: this is unbelievable

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you’re not mad are you

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24
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frankie : mad ? mad? do i look like i’m mad

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kinda

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25
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frankie: fine i’m not mad. hey i got an idea. why don’t you act it out? it might help you remember

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i don’t know. i haven’t acted since i played a butternut squash in my third grade thanksgiving day pageant

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26
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frankie : well try

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all right. let’s see. i was standing over here by the counter……

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27
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frankie: right

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and then i heard a knock on the door

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28
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frankie: uh huh

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and then… i remember! i hid the diamonds inside the ketchup bottle

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29
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frankie: ketchup bottle. what ketchup bottle

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the ketchup bottle that’s on the table. only now it ain’t on the table

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30
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frankie: i don’t believe this ! what kind of moron would hide diamonds in a ketchup bottle

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you told me to put them where no one would ever find them

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31
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frankie: when i said no one i didn’t mean us

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sorry

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32
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ginger : pierre fromage ! the worlds greatest chef

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what? where?

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33
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frankie: she’s talking about you dummy. you have to forgive monsieur fromage. sometimes he forgets his own name

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oops silly me

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34
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frankie: oh he’s very french. ain’t ya beans—- i mean pierre? say something in french

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oooh lala

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35
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frankie: whew for a second there i thought we were goners

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i know. we got to get out of here

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36
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frankie : oh no. we ain’t going anywhere until we find the ketchup bottle

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but if we stick around people might get suspicious

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37
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frankie : no one’s going to get suspicious. as long as your pierre fromage we got the run of this place

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but what if they expect me to cook

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38
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frankie: did you find the bottle yet

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no. and i’ve looked everywhere

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39
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frankie: yeah that we might have done

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🥖 who are you

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40
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olive: who am i? who are you ?

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🥖 i asked first

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41
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frankie : hey you can put your hands down she’s only packing a zucchini

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🥖 no no ! le zucchini makesa mea (sneeze)

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42
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olive: oh yeah? how do you like this

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(sneezes repeatedly) 🥖🥖 no no. zu are giving me le sneeze

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43
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olive: like i said , which one is pierre

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🥖enchante mademoiselle

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44
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frankie: let me take that

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🥖parlez vous escargot

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45
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sue: i promise i’ll be as quiet as a mouse

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🥖what-a means this uh vord “mouse”

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46
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frankie: you know it’s a little animal that runs all over the place. like mickey mouse

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🥖oh no no no no no ! le mickey mouse is zoo - how you say squeaky squeaky

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47
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frankie: i can’t believe we still can’t find the ketchup bottle yous ya he’s the diamonds in

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you know. this french stuff is hard. i think i sprained my tongue

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48
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frankie : oh no you’re doing a great job. why, you speak better french than that — what’s that big movie stars name

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pepè le pew ?

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49
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humphrey: watch this (throws popcorn)

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you know i’m starting to think the ketchup ain’t here at all

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50
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frankie: what do you think it grew legs and ran away

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well it did look a little runny

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51
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frankie to boris: that’s very inspiring

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i told you they were going to make me cook something

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52
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frankie: what are you worried about ? haven’t you made anything before

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just peanut butter and jelly

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53
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frankie: the only thing you know how to make is a sandwich

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wooooah who said anything about a sandwhich

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54
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frankie: well don’t worry this is going to be a piece of cake

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i thought it was going to be meatballs

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55
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frankie: of course it’s going to be meatballs. we just need the ingredients

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oh yeah ? like what

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56
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what do you think you make meatballs from

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hold on let me think

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57
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meat you make meatballs from meat

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that was my second guess

58
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and where do you get meat

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from a cow

59
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no you nattering nincompoop. does there look like there’s room in here for a cow

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no

60
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order up

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all right now what

61
Q

how am i supposed to know. i’m no chef. see if they got a cookbook somewhere

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here you go

62
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well this is weird

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what’s that

63
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the recipe says to add bread crumbs

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really

64
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yeah. see there

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all right

65
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alright now we need an egg

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an egg what kind of egg

66
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what do you mean what kind of egg. the kind from a chicken

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no i mean like fried or scrambled or sunny side up

67
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a raw egg. one raw uncooked egg

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like this

68
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yeah now add it to the bowl

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all right

69
Q

no no no you got to break it first

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break it ?

70
Q

yeah you always break an egg before you cook it

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if you say so

71
Q

all right now you knees the meat

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i already got the meat

72
Q

i know you got the meat but now you knead it

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why would i knead the meat if i already got it

73
Q

you always knead the meat after you got it

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you’re not making any sense

74
Q

look before you had the meet you needed it and now that you don’t need the meat you knead it

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you know what you need. a psychiatrist

75
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Look before you needed the meat now that you don’t need the meat you knead it

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you know what you need a psychiatrist

76
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you see this. this is how you knead the meat

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it feels kinda clammy

77
Q

now shape it into a ball

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go out for a pass

78
Q

not like that. a golf ball

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but i can get more spin on it this way

79
Q

sue: how’s everything coming

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ahhh

80
Q

(frankie says we can’t make the million dollar meatballs)

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pass out

81
Q

sue: two customers in one day i’ve got to see this

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whew i was starting to get dizzy

82
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you’re always dizzy. now hurry up and make the meatballs

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hey now they feel squishy

83
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i don’t care what they feel like just make the meat balls

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how’s this

84
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oh, look at that so rich so succulent I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better example of spaghetti and meatballs

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that’s spaghetti and meatballs

85
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yeah 

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did we forget some thing? 

86
Q

Like what

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The spaghetti

87
Q

oh yeah, help me that box over there 

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I don’t look like the spaghetti mama used to make

88
Q

no it’s supposed to look that way. That’s why they call it. al dentist. 

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hey, where did this come from? 

89
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let me see it says Pittsburgh PA 

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I don’t mean, where did the bottle come from? I mean where did the ketchup come from? 

90
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Who cares were the bottle came from?

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you should that’s where I hid the diamonds? 

91
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give me that well they’re not in here now 

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do you mean someone took our diamonds? 

92
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I guess so

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I can’t believe it we stole those diamonds, fair and square

93
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try telling that to the cops 

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what are we going to do? 

94
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It’s simple if we’re going to find out where the diamonds are we have to find where the ketchup is

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but where could the ketchup have gone? 

95
Q

Think about it where do you usually put ketchup?

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On my toothbrush

96
Q

let me rephrase that where does a normal person put their ketchup

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On a hamburger

97
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right only we didn’t make hamburgers tonight

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this is a hard one. On a hot dog 

98
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Quite possible, except for one thing

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What’s that?

99
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we didn’t make hot dogs either 

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I give up where did the ketchup go? 

100
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Well, let’s see the only thing we made tonight was the meatballs

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yeah, but if the ketchup was in the meatballs, they would’ve felt all squishy…… the meatballs !

101
Q

sue: do you read me

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oui oui

102
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sue: you’ll be the last to know. eat. eat.

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is he eating them

103
Q

Do you want to see?

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no, I can’t look 

104
Q

Uh-oh

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uh oh. what do you mean uh oh. i don’t like the word uh oh

105
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He’s got the meatball

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I don’t care I don’t want to see 

106
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He’s lifting it to his mouth

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I told you I don’t want to see 

107
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now he’s putting it in his mouth 

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what let me see 

108
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He ate it

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why did you make me look? I told you I didn’t want to look

109
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oh, he looks kind of funny 

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Like ha ha Hoho funny or funny like strange

110
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Funny like he bit into something hard and extremely valuable

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Oh no he’s taking it out

111
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hey, that’s not a diamond it’s just an eggshell

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Hallelujah. Cecil found an egg shell. Cecil found an egg shell cecil found an egg shell. 

112
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This is all your fault you know

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How is this all my fault?

113
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you had to put those diamonds in the ketchup bottle

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What do you had to tell mrs dujour that the secret ingredient was ketchup 

114
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I didn’t think she had the ketchup bottle

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Well, I didn’t think at all

115
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Quit arguing this isn’t getting us anywhere

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Wait a minute

116
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What?

A

How many diamonds did we steal?

117
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Seven

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And how many meatballs did we make?

118
Q

Seven

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That’s one per meatball

119
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Yeah, so

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so Cecil had to have eaten a diamond when he bit into that meatball

120
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Just because they’re seven diamonds and seven meatballs doesn’t mean there’s one per meatball

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it doesn’t 

121
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It’s called statistics you know numbers in such

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Oh yeah

122
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yeah, the diamonds could be evenly spread out among all meatballs or they could all be together in one meatball 

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That’s even worse

123
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Why do you say that?

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Because all the diamonds could be in the next meatball that he eats

124
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Do you know what you’re right?

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I am that’s a first

125
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We’ve got to do something

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But what?

126
Q

I know get on the floor

A

Why?

127
Q

Because you’re gonna crawl out there and get those meatballs

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I can’t do that. What if they see me?

128
Q

Not if you’re wearing this

A

you want me to be a table?

129
Q

It’s better than being a footstool

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But I don’t know how to be a table

130
Q

How hard can it be? Just pause every once in a while and look table like.

A

huh

131
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sue: now what’s going on. pierre !!

A

mon cheri

132
Q

sue: a swimsuit hah that’s a good one

A

Well, that didn’t work so well

133
Q

I know it didn’t work you called that being a table you looked more like a lumpy hassok

A

Why don’t we give up? We’re never going to get those diamonds.

134
Q

give up? we’ve got to give it another try

A

But you heard her if she catches us out there again she’s gonna throw us out on the pavement, and I don’t bounce

135
Q

Then there’s only one thing we have to do we’ve got a disguise ourselves someone else

A

Can I be Abraham Lincoln?

136
Q

Don’t you think that look kind of strange a president that’s been dead over 100 years coming in for some spaghetti and meatballs

A

You’re right he probably prefer some Chinese. Oh here comes up gloomy waiter again.

137
Q

That gives me an idea hand me that pan

A

Are you gonna fry something?

138
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boris: really Gentlemen eggshells in the meat

A

That’s gotta hurt

139
Q

come on, let’s hide him

A

That was exhausting. I need a nap.

140
Q

no, you’ve gotta put this on

A

 Why?

141
Q

You’re going to be Boris

A

Why do I gotta be Boris Why can’t you be Boris

142
Q

because i’m the brains of this outfit. i have to stay here and stratimegize

A

oh yeah. how do i look