million dolla meat Flashcards
1
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smith: well come on. let’s check the next block
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we did it frankie! we got away from those dirty coppers
2
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frankie : and look beans. we still got the diamonds
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can i hold them
3
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frankie: no you can’t hold them
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why can’t i hold them
4
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frankie: because you might lose them
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what makes you think i’ll lose them
5
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frankie: i dont know. maybe the fact that you lost our getaway car
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i didn’t lose it. it got towed
6
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frankie : we’ll that’ll teach you not to double park next to a police car
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come on. let me hold the diamonds. i promise i won’t lose them
7
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frankie: all right fine.
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hey look they’re shiny
8
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frankie: they’re not just shiny. they’re luminarious
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what is this place
9
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frankie: i don’t know. must be some kind of restaurant kitchen
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great. i’m starving let’s order some dinner
10
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frankie : with what. we ain’t got no cash
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we could give them one of our diamonds
11
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frankie: are you kidding. these diamonds are worth a million dollars a piece
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maybe they’ll throw in dessert
12
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frankie: forget it just grab something so we can get out of here
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ooooooh ketchup
13
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frankie: that’s revolterating you can’t eat ketchup
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i’m not going to eat it
14
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frankie: good
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i’m going to drink it
15
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frankie : oh no they found us
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what are we going to do
16
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frankie: quick. hide the diamonds
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where
17
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frankie: i don’t know some place no one will ever find them
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okay (drops in ketchup)
18
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frankie: that was a close one. let’s get the diamonds and go
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diamonds ? what diamonds ?
19
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frankie: the diamonds we stole remember
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oh yeah i got them right here
20
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frankie: all right hand them over the
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well i don’t mean here here. i mean in this general vicinity
21
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frankie: you don’t have them do you
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not exactly
22
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frankie: you babbling beefwit! what did you do with them
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i don’t remember
23
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frankie: this is unbelievable
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you’re not mad are you
24
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frankie : mad ? mad? do i look like i’m mad
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kinda
25
frankie: fine i’m not mad. hey i got an idea. why don’t you act it out? it might help you remember
i don’t know. i haven’t acted since i played a butternut squash in my third grade thanksgiving day pageant
26
frankie : well try
all right. let’s see. i was standing over here by the counter……
27
frankie: right
and then i heard a knock on the door
28
frankie: uh huh
and then… i remember! i hid the diamonds inside the ketchup bottle
29
frankie: ketchup bottle. what ketchup bottle
the ketchup bottle that’s on the table. only now it ain’t on the table
30
frankie: i don’t believe this ! what kind of moron would hide diamonds in a ketchup bottle
you told me to put them where no one would ever find them
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frankie: when i said no one i didn’t mean us
sorry
32
ginger : pierre fromage ! the worlds greatest chef
what? where?
33
frankie: she’s talking about you dummy. you have to forgive monsieur fromage. sometimes he forgets his own name
oops silly me
34
frankie: oh he’s very french. ain’t ya beans—- i mean pierre? say something in french
oooh lala
35
frankie: whew for a second there i thought we were goners
i know. we got to get out of here
36
frankie : oh no. we ain’t going anywhere until we find the ketchup bottle
but if we stick around people might get suspicious
37
frankie : no one’s going to get suspicious. as long as your pierre fromage we got the run of this place
but what if they expect me to cook
38
frankie: did you find the bottle yet
no. and i’ve looked everywhere
39
frankie: yeah that we might have done
🥖 who are you
40
olive: who am i? who are you ?
🥖 i asked first
41
frankie : hey you can put your hands down she’s only packing a zucchini
🥖 no no ! le zucchini makesa mea (sneeze)
42
olive: oh yeah? how do you like this
(sneezes repeatedly) 🥖🥖 no no. zu are giving me le sneeze
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olive: like i said , which one is pierre
🥖enchante mademoiselle
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frankie: let me take that
🥖parlez vous escargot
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sue: i promise i’ll be as quiet as a mouse
🥖what-a means this uh vord “mouse”
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frankie: you know it’s a little animal that runs all over the place. like mickey mouse
🥖oh no no no no no ! le mickey mouse is zoo - how you say squeaky squeaky
47
frankie: i can’t believe we still can’t find the ketchup bottle yous ya he’s the diamonds in
you know. this french stuff is hard. i think i sprained my tongue
48
frankie : oh no you’re doing a great job. why, you speak better french than that — what’s that big movie stars name
pepè le pew ?
49
humphrey: watch this (throws popcorn)
you know i’m starting to think the ketchup ain’t here at all
50
frankie: what do you think it grew legs and ran away
well it did look a little runny
51
frankie to boris: that’s very inspiring
i told you they were going to make me cook something
52
frankie: what are you worried about ? haven’t you made anything before
just peanut butter and jelly
53
frankie: the only thing you know how to make is a sandwich
wooooah who said anything about a sandwhich
54
frankie: well don’t worry this is going to be a piece of cake
i thought it was going to be meatballs
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frankie: of course it’s going to be meatballs. we just need the ingredients
oh yeah ? like what
56
what do you think you make meatballs from
hold on let me think
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meat you make meatballs from meat
that was my second guess
58
and where do you get meat
from a cow
59
no you nattering nincompoop. does there look like there’s room in here for a cow
no
60
order up
all right now what
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how am i supposed to know. i’m no chef. see if they got a cookbook somewhere
here you go
62
well this is weird
what’s that
63
the recipe says to add bread crumbs
really
64
yeah. see there
all right
65
alright now we need an egg
an egg what kind of egg
66
what do you mean what kind of egg. the kind from a chicken
no i mean like fried or scrambled or sunny side up
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a raw egg. one raw uncooked egg
like this
68
yeah now add it to the bowl
all right
69
no no no you got to break it first
break it ?
70
yeah you always break an egg before you cook it
if you say so
71
all right now you knees the meat
i already got the meat
72
i know you got the meat but now you knead it
why would i knead the meat if i already got it
73
you always knead the meat after you got it
you’re not making any sense
74
look before you had the meet you needed it and now that you don’t need the meat you knead it
you know what you need. a psychiatrist
75
Look before you needed the meat now that you don’t need the meat you knead it
you know what you need a psychiatrist
76
you see this. this is how you knead the meat
it feels kinda clammy
77
now shape it into a ball
go out for a pass
78
not like that. a golf ball
but i can get more spin on it this way
79
sue: how’s everything coming
ahhh
80
(frankie says we can’t make the million dollar meatballs)
pass out
81
sue: two customers in one day i’ve got to see this
whew i was starting to get dizzy
82
you’re always dizzy. now hurry up and make the meatballs
hey now they feel squishy
83
i don’t care what they feel like just make the meat balls
how’s this
84
oh, look at that so rich so succulent I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better example of spaghetti and meatballs
that’s spaghetti and meatballs
85
yeah 
did we forget some thing? 
86
Like what
The spaghetti
87
oh yeah, help me that box over there 
I don’t look like the spaghetti mama used to make
88
no it’s supposed to look that way. That’s why they call it. al dentist. 
hey, where did this come from? 
89
let me see it says Pittsburgh PA 
I don’t mean, where did the bottle come from? I mean where did the ketchup come from? 
90
Who cares were the bottle came from?
you should that’s where I hid the diamonds? 
91
give me that well they’re not in here now 
do you mean someone took our diamonds? 
92
I guess so
I can’t believe it we stole those diamonds, fair and square
93
try telling that to the cops 
what are we going to do? 
94
It’s simple if we’re going to find out where the diamonds are we have to find where the ketchup is
but where could the ketchup have gone? 
95
Think about it where do you usually put ketchup?
On my toothbrush
96
let me rephrase that where does a normal person put their ketchup
On a hamburger
97
right only we didn’t make hamburgers tonight
this is a hard one. On a hot dog 
98
Quite possible, except for one thing
What’s that?
99
we didn’t make hot dogs either 
I give up where did the ketchup go? 
100
Well, let’s see the only thing we made tonight was the meatballs
yeah, but if the ketchup was in the meatballs, they would’ve felt all squishy…… the meatballs !
101
sue: do you read me
oui oui
102
sue: you’ll be the last to know. eat. eat.
is he eating them
103
Do you want to see?
no, I can’t look 
104
Uh-oh
uh oh. what do you mean uh oh. i don’t like the word uh oh
105
He’s got the meatball
I don’t care I don’t want to see 
106
He’s lifting it to his mouth
I told you I don’t want to see 
107
now he’s putting it in his mouth 
what let me see 
108
He ate it
why did you make me look? I told you I didn’t want to look
109
oh, he looks kind of funny 
Like ha ha Hoho funny or funny like strange
110
Funny like he bit into something hard and extremely valuable
Oh no he’s taking it out
111
hey, that’s not a diamond it’s just an eggshell
Hallelujah. Cecil found an egg shell. Cecil found an egg shell cecil found an egg shell. 
112
This is all your fault you know
How is this all my fault?
113
you had to put those diamonds in the ketchup bottle
What do you had to tell mrs dujour that the secret ingredient was ketchup 
114
I didn’t think she had the ketchup bottle
Well, I didn’t think at all
115
Quit arguing this isn’t getting us anywhere
Wait a minute
116
What?
How many diamonds did we steal?
117
Seven
And how many meatballs did we make?
118
Seven
That’s one per meatball
119
Yeah, so
so Cecil had to have eaten a diamond when he bit into that meatball
120
Just because they’re seven diamonds and seven meatballs doesn’t mean there’s one per meatball
it doesn’t 
121
It’s called statistics you know numbers in such
Oh yeah
122
yeah, the diamonds could be evenly spread out among all meatballs or they could all be together in one meatball 
That’s even worse
123
Why do you say that?
Because all the diamonds could be in the next meatball that he eats
124
Do you know what you’re right?
I am that’s a first
125
We’ve got to do something
But what?
126
I know get on the floor
Why?
127
Because you’re gonna crawl out there and get those meatballs
I can’t do that. What if they see me?
128
Not if you’re wearing this
you want me to be a table?
129
It’s better than being a footstool
But I don’t know how to be a table
130
How hard can it be? Just pause every once in a while and look table like.
huh
131
sue: now what’s going on. pierre !!
mon cheri
132
sue: a swimsuit hah that’s a good one
Well, that didn’t work so well
133
I know it didn’t work you called that being a table you looked more like a lumpy hassok
Why don’t we give up? We’re never going to get those diamonds.
134
give up? we’ve got to give it another try
But you heard her if she catches us out there again she’s gonna throw us out on the pavement, and I don’t bounce
135
Then there’s only one thing we have to do we’ve got a disguise ourselves someone else
Can I be Abraham Lincoln?
136
Don’t you think that look kind of strange a president that’s been dead over 100 years coming in for some spaghetti and meatballs
You’re right he probably prefer some Chinese. Oh here comes up gloomy waiter again.
137
That gives me an idea hand me that pan
Are you gonna fry something?
138
boris: really Gentlemen eggshells in the meat
That’s gotta hurt
139
come on, let’s hide him
That was exhausting. I need a nap.
140
no, you’ve gotta put this on
 Why?
141
You’re going to be Boris
Why do I gotta be Boris Why can’t you be Boris
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because i’m the brains of this outfit. i have to stay here and stratimegize
oh yeah. how do i look
