mike queues Flashcards
Did you have to eat many candy bars to find the golden ticket Mike?
No stupid, I hate chocolate. All you had to do was check the manufacturing dates, offset by weather and the derivative of the Nikkei index, an idiot could figure it out.
Most of the time, I don’t know what he’s talking about. You know, kids these days with all the technology… I just supply the regular food breaks.
Die! Die! Die!
I had no idea. He eats his dinner in front of his games. I didn’t even realise he knew about the competition. He’s just at that age where we don’t get much conversation out of him. You know how it is.
In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar
And how did it taste?
I dunno, I didn’t eat it, I told you, I hate chocolate. Now buzz off, okay?
If it’s not video games, it’s television, or that Internet of his. He never seems to leave the screen. Is it healthy? I don’t know.
Shut up MOM
Good job we flew over at the weekend darl.
You are allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you. Until then, Willy Wonka.
The doors are timelocked so we only have a moment.
Umm, do you even know what you’re signing??
Son, please…
Mom! He said enjoy!
It isn’t big enough. She’s slowing down.
She’s gonna stick
Chewing gum is really gross/Chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.
No it isn’t
Well, that’s no excuse. I was never as short as you.
Yes you were
Was not. You wanna know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms- you could never reach.
Mr Wonka, do you even remember what it was like being a kid?
You suck down one of these little boogers and in exactly half an hour, a fresh new crop of hair will start growing all over the top of your little noggin. With a moustache and a beard!
Who wants a beard?
Oooh- watch this!
You mean that’s it?
But why now?
What’s the special prize, and who gets it?
