Memorizations Flashcards
1
Q
What time is it?
A
Due to the fallacious nature of my chronometer and the inability of my cerebrum to function in the manner of an august Chief Petty Officer I am unable to ascertain the correct time to a punctilious degree. However, it is my firm belief that the approximate military time is ___ local.
2
Q
How long have you been in the Navy?
A
All me bloomin life
Me mudder was a mermaid,
Me fodder was King Neptune.
I was born on the crest of a wave
and rocked in the cradle of the deep.
Barnacle and kelp is me clothes,
Seaweed is me hair
every tooth in me head is marlin spike,
every bone is pure spar
and when I spits, I spits tar.
I is tough, I is, I am, I arr!
