Max Bach Quote Game

Question 1

Did you give a blow job this morning? Because you must suck dick.

Answer 1

~ Max Kane

Question 2

There is no Forbes 30 under 30 for successful marriages.

Answer 2

~ Max Kane

Question 3

I’m a story and nothing more than that

Answer 3

~ Max Kane

Question 4

It’s a holiday i wanted a glass of wine.

Answer 4

~ Max Kane

Question 5

Forget the chink, I have sushi rice in the apartment.

Answer 5

~ Max Kane

Question 6

I could literally work with a hippopotamus and a penis and still get over a 90.

Answer 6

~ Max Kane

Question 7

Black panthers with white spots are just reverse Dalmatians.

Answer 7

~ Max Kane

Question 8

Im old enough that pooping is a conversation with girls and guys.

Answer 8

~ Max Kane

Question 9

She has unbelievable autistic talents. Next time I am gona throw tooth pics on the floor and say Katie how many?

Answer 9

~ Max Kane

Question 10

We have to cook and clean??? What are we women!?

Answer 10

~ Max Kane

Question 11

This wine tastes like an angel pissing in my mouth.

Answer 11

~ Max Kane

Question 12

Whiskey in the morning is like masterbating on an airplane, you only do it on special occasions.

Answer 12

Made up by Avi

Question 13

The next time a girl misbehaves just look at her and say, “it’s important to me that you remember that in the end, OJ got parole”

Answer 13

~ Max Kane

Question 14

You know what it’s like needing your car but there is snow. Its worse than waking up in Auschwitz and there’s no potatoes.

Answer 14

~ Max Kane

Question 15

When Jay- z cheated Beyonce went ghetto on his ass faster than a Tesla hits 60 mph.

Answer 15

~ Max Kane

Question 16

What’s a nice pair of A’s? A 14 year old girl

Answer 16

~ Max Kane

Question 17

Show up with a water bottle you’re in high school. Show up with a flask your 40 with money.

Answer 17

~ Max Kane

Question 18

How did you hit off so quickly? You said I’m a web developer she said webs my favorite food?

Answer 18

~ Max Kane

Question 19

The cleaner is less reliable than a condom with a whole in it.

Answer 19

~ Max Kane

Question 20

Our wifi is like a turtle sucking its own penis. It’s just not working.

Answer 20

~ Avi Cabessa

Question 21

Wanna get a Rolex for lunch?

Answer 21

~ Josh Kann

Question 22

She’s trying to convince me that she never does this. Her enunciation wasn’t very good with my dick in her mouth.

Answer 22

~ Tucker Max

Question 23

Porn stars are objects for our sexual gratification, not real people.

Answer 23

~ Tucker Max

Question 24

She’s Mexican, her job is to clean floors and suck dick in Spanish.

Answer 24

Made up by Avi

Question 25

SOHO House is just the app “The League” in person.

Answer 25

~ Eden Chai

Question 26

There’s a 24 year old Coinbase employee right now sitting in front of their 60 year old financial planner saying “Let’s $2 million into SUSHI”

Answer 26

~ Instagram meme account

Question 27

After high school she did a few semesters abroad in Gaza. Now she’s Whalid from Fauda.

Answer 27

~ Avi Cabessa

Question 28

Let’s just say I dropped $130 and I have no idea what I actually bought.

Answer 28

~ Yosef Angster

Question 29

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate she needs to sit somewhere else on the bus.

Answer 29

~ Instagram meme account

Question 30

(In response to Yosef misspelling Trader Joe’s) Trade Jose’s? That’s a great name for a Home Depot competitor.

Answer 30

~ Avi Cabessa

Question 31

When I talk I’m just reading my brain out loud.

Answer 31

• Bernie Thoughts Twitter Account

Question 32

Just put your dick on her shoulder and say “I want to introduce you to my parrot”.

Answer 32

Made up by Avi

Question 33

Whiskey in the morning is like masturbating on an airplane, you only do it on special occasions.

Answer 33

Made up by Avi