Logical Song

Question 1

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful

Answer 1

A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical

Question 2

And all the birds in the trees, well they’d be singing so happily

Answer 2

Oh joyfully, playfully watching me

Question 3

But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible

Answer 3

Logical, oh responsible, practical

Question 4

And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable

Answer 4

Oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical

Question 5

There are times when all the world’s asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man

Answer 5

Won’t you please, please tell me what we’ve learned
I know it sounds absurd
Please tell me who I am

Question 6

I said, watch what you say or they’ll be calling you a radical

Answer 6

Liberal, oh fanatical, criminal

Question 7

Won’t you sign up your name, we’d like to feel you’re Acceptable

Answer 7

Respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Oh, take it take it yeah

Question 8

But at night, when all the world’s asleep
The questions run so deep
For such a simple man

Answer 8

Won’t you please tell me what we’ve learned
I know it sounds absurd
Please tell me who I am, who I am, who I am, who I am

Question 9

‘Cause I was feeling so logical

D-d-digital

Answer 9

One, two, three, five
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Logical