Lines - Act 1 Flashcards
Joe: Okay. She must be coming. These are her mates.
Our House
Ha heyyy! Billie and Angie Morton!
Sarah: Girls!
Our House
As like adopted brothers we felt a certain responsibility, it being your sixteenth birthday an’ all that.
Joe: Lads?
Our House
It’s called ‘The Surprise Harmony’.
Joe: She takes it all the wrong…
Pub, My Girl
Wahey! How y’ doing laddos? Bloody hell. I tell y’… My girl-
Bad Joe + Emmo: Doesn’t exist.
Pub, My Girl
Fair point. Pint of lager, Dave. So how come y’r not out with what’s her face?
Bad Joe: Because she’s not my girl anymore, is she?
Pub, My Girl
Eh?
Emmo: She’s mad at him.
Pub, My Girl
Really?
Bad Joe: I’m fine.
Pub, talking with bartender
I’ve only had one whiskey.
“Dance of the Pissed”
Lying on floor
At the end of the day who needs women? I don’t.
Emmo: Oh God. It’s Reecey.
Back on floor, pissed
Alright, mate?
Emmo: This is NUTS. This is just- why the hell are we at work on the day Joe gets out?
(Car Wash)
Well largely because today’s also our first day in this job, and that’s not a great day to take a sickie.
Ray: …I’m lying of course, there’s the water, the wax an’ the tyre black, off y’ go.
(Car Wash)
Told y’ there wouldn’t be a long training period.
Reecey: Alright girls?
Car Wash
(With Emmo)
Alright Reecey.
Emmo: Why d’you bring Reecey here to get his car washed?
That is so unfair. You knew it was our first day.
Sarah: GUYS, GUYS! Look who’s back!
Car Wash, rushing in with Joe
Heyy-y!
Handshake
Billie + Angie: (Gesturing Emmo and Lewis) Ta-da-a-a!
Car Wash
Hey yeah! We could have a word with Ray!
Reecey: ‘Night, girls.
Pub, discussing job
What the hell are you doing?
Joe: I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil.
Driving in my Car
Eighty quid.
Billie: Ha ha- Get out.
Driving in my Car
You can’t get out, it’s moving!
Emmo: (Fits of coughing)
After Driving in my Car
Emmo?
Emmo: Just get it up on the verge an’ we can call someone out.
(After Driving in my Car)
Yeah what, like a priest?
Emmo: Ladies and Gentlemen-n-n-n…
Cocktail Bar, Joe + Kath
I give yo-o-ou…! (Sung, with Emmo) We’ve been Driving in our car.
Joe: What’s it got, boys?
Cocktail Bar, Limo Intro
(Sung, with Emmo) Fish tank and a cinema.
Emmo: It is the biggest car… (1)
Kath: Joe?
(Cocktail Bar, Limo Intro)
Five point eight litre. Genuine USA left hand drive…
It is the biggest car… (2)
Cocktail Bar, Limo Intro
Twenty-eight thousand miles, only ever driven in California.
Emmo: It is the biggest- (4)
Cocktail Bar, Limo Intro
Emmo… shut it… Listen Joe, I have to ask. All this money. The Limo, the money that’s payed for the Limo…
Sarah: I know what it stands for.
Cocktail Bar, E and L Limos
We’re an investment of a young businessman.
Emmo: Joe! Over here!
Police Station, after Shut Up
We’re here for y’, mate. We called Sarah (and…)
Joe: You idiots. You brain dead, stupid…
Police Station
Joe!
Emmo: What did we do?
Callum: The name’s Callum.
(Police Station)
‘S’okay
Emmo: What is happening to you?
Police Station
Forget it Emmo. He’s not worth it.
Callum: Come on, Sarah. (Callum is punched)
Police Station
(With Sarah) Joe!
