Lines - Act 1

Question 1

Joe: Okay. She must be coming. These are her mates.

Our House

Answer 1

Ha heyyy! Billie and Angie Morton!

Question 2

Sarah: Girls!

Our House

Answer 2

As like adopted brothers we felt a certain responsibility, it being your sixteenth birthday an’ all that.

Question 3

Joe: Lads?

Our House

Answer 3

It’s called ‘The Surprise Harmony’.

Question 4

Joe: She takes it all the wrong…

Pub, My Girl

Answer 4

Wahey! How y’ doing laddos? Bloody hell. I tell y’… My girl-

Question 5

Bad Joe + Emmo: Doesn’t exist.

Pub, My Girl

Answer 5

Fair point. Pint of lager, Dave. So how come y’r not out with what’s her face?

Question 6

Bad Joe: Because she’s not my girl anymore, is she?

Pub, My Girl

Answer 6

Eh?

Question 7

Emmo: She’s mad at him.

Pub, My Girl

Answer 7

Really?

Question 8

Bad Joe: I’m fine.

Pub, talking with bartender

Answer 8

I’ve only had one whiskey.

Question 9

“Dance of the Pissed”

Lying on floor

Answer 9

At the end of the day who needs women? I don’t.

Question 10

Emmo: Oh God. It’s Reecey.

Back on floor, pissed

Answer 10

Alright, mate?

Question 11

Emmo: This is NUTS. This is just- why the hell are we at work on the day Joe gets out?
(Car Wash)

Answer 11

Well largely because today’s also our first day in this job, and that’s not a great day to take a sickie.

Question 12

Ray: …I’m lying of course, there’s the water, the wax an’ the tyre black, off y’ go.
(Car Wash)

Answer 12

Told y’ there wouldn’t be a long training period.

Question 13

Reecey: Alright girls?

Car Wash

Answer 13

(With Emmo)

Alright Reecey.

Question 14

Emmo: Why d’you bring Reecey here to get his car washed?

Answer 14

That is so unfair. You knew it was our first day.

Question 15

Sarah: GUYS, GUYS! Look who’s back!

Car Wash, rushing in with Joe

Answer 15

Heyy-y!

Handshake

Question 16

Billie + Angie: (Gesturing Emmo and Lewis) Ta-da-a-a!

Car Wash

Answer 16

Hey yeah! We could have a word with Ray!

Question 17

Reecey: ‘Night, girls.

Pub, discussing job

Answer 17

What the hell are you doing?

Question 18

Joe: I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil.

Driving in my Car

Answer 18

Eighty quid.

Question 19

Billie: Ha ha- Get out.

Driving in my Car

Answer 19

You can’t get out, it’s moving!

Question 20

Emmo: (Fits of coughing)

After Driving in my Car

Answer 20

Emmo?

Question 21

Emmo: Just get it up on the verge an’ we can call someone out.
(After Driving in my Car)

Answer 21

Yeah what, like a priest?

Question 22

Emmo: Ladies and Gentlemen-n-n-n…

Cocktail Bar, Joe + Kath

Answer 22

I give yo-o-ou…! (Sung, with Emmo) We’ve been Driving in our car.

Question 23

Joe: What’s it got, boys?

Cocktail Bar, Limo Intro

Answer 23

(Sung, with Emmo) Fish tank and a cinema.

Question 24

Emmo: It is the biggest car… (1)
Kath: Joe?
(Cocktail Bar, Limo Intro)

Answer 24

Five point eight litre. Genuine USA left hand drive…

Question 25

It is the biggest car… (2)

Cocktail Bar, Limo Intro

Answer 25

Twenty-eight thousand miles, only ever driven in California.

Question 26

Emmo: It is the biggest- (4)

Cocktail Bar, Limo Intro

Answer 26

Emmo… shut it… Listen Joe, I have to ask. All this money. The Limo, the money that’s payed for the Limo…

Question 27

Sarah: I know what it stands for.

Cocktail Bar, E and L Limos

Answer 27

We’re an investment of a young businessman.

Question 28

Emmo: Joe! Over here!

Police Station, after Shut Up

Answer 28

We’re here for y’, mate. We called Sarah (and…)

Question 29

Joe: You idiots. You brain dead, stupid…

Police Station

Answer 29

Joe!

Question 30

Emmo: What did we do?
Callum: The name’s Callum.
(Police Station)

Answer 30

‘S’okay

Question 31

Emmo: What is happening to you?

Police Station

Answer 31

Forget it Emmo. He’s not worth it.

Question 32

Callum: Come on, Sarah. (Callum is punched)

Police Station

Answer 32

(With Sarah) Joe!