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Seymour: welcome to our divorced, beheaded, live tour !!
ooo minneola, weve got a whole lot in store for you tonightt
Seymour: weve got a serious score to settle
coz you see minneola, there [SIX] of us, and we know youve all got your favorite
Cleves: who was most chaste shall be first place
the most inglorius is victorius
Seymour: the rose amongst the thorns
the thomas cromwell amost the royal miinsteries between 1532 and 1540
cleves:…man who put a ring on it
so minneola, were gonna hold a little contest for you
boleyn: so what do you think, are you ready
we said are you readyyyy
cleves: the queen for whom it didnt go as planned
shall be the one to lead the band
Aragon: like donde esta my corona, por favor
wait hang on a sec, who was that other one?
Boleyn: what a weekend, im like dead
…wait didnt you actually die?
boleyn: catherine was a massive-
woahhh woah woahh
parr: are you 4 real
yeah, werent you the one he “truly loved”
Aragon: the time has comr for you to select a bride, your highness
may we present, christina of denmark
Aragon: ah ser gut! and i think we can say with some centainty you will be happily married for many to come
ah i can see it now! henry the 8th and his famous four wives!
Aragon: he didnt have the decency to say bye !
same
cleves: guys i have the plague
what
cleves: hahah jk my lifes amazing
ugh
boleyn: oh yeah i still dont care
haha.funny
Aragon: good luck beating us honey
monologu
after Frances verse
so yeah that didn’t work out, turns out some guys just employ women to get them into there private chambers. sigh it was a different time back then. so , I decided to have a break from boys, just really focus on my career. the my dad got me this amazing work placement in court and you’ll never guess who I met
after song ends
(all you wana do)
and then I was beheaded. wow I know, I know, so I guess seeing as I’ve now won the competition all I wanna do is take this opportunity to thank all the powerful men who got me where I am today !! thank audience
Seymour: that wasn’t the most heart-wrenching song we’ve heard this evening
uh,- were you not listening to my song? there were 4 choruses. that’s how much [SHH] I had to deal with
cleves: someones got a conscience all of a sudden
ooo I’m Catherine parr I draw the line in arbitrary places blah blah blahhh
parr: you know what queens if its a sob story you want, I will give you one
you sure Catherine? we don’t mind if you wanna sit this one out, I mean, you must be exhausted from all those backing vocals
parr: who was henry the 5ths wife
catherine de Valois!! I mean..I don’t know