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Question 1

Seymour: welcome to our divorced, beheaded, live tour !!

Answer 1

ooo minneola, weve got a whole lot in store for you tonightt

Question 2

Seymour: weve got a serious score to settle

Answer 2

coz you see minneola, there [SIX] of us, and we know youve all got your favorite

Question 3

Cleves: who was most chaste shall be first place

Answer 3

the most inglorius is victorius

Question 4

Seymour: the rose amongst the thorns

Answer 4

the thomas cromwell amost the royal miinsteries between 1532 and 1540

Question 5

cleves:…man who put a ring on it

Answer 5

so minneola, were gonna hold a little contest for you

Question 6

boleyn: so what do you think, are you ready

Answer 6

we said are you readyyyy

Question 7

cleves: the queen for whom it didnt go as planned

Answer 7

shall be the one to lead the band

Question 8

Aragon: like donde esta my corona, por favor

Answer 8

wait hang on a sec, who was that other one?

Question 9

Boleyn: what a weekend, im like dead

Answer 9

…wait didnt you actually die?

Question 10

boleyn: catherine was a massive-

Answer 10

woahhh woah woahh

Question 11

parr: are you 4 real

Answer 11

yeah, werent you the one he “truly loved”

Question 12

Aragon: the time has comr for you to select a bride, your highness

Answer 12

may we present, christina of denmark

Question 13

Aragon: ah ser gut! and i think we can say with some centainty you will be happily married for many to come

Answer 13

ah i can see it now! henry the 8th and his famous four wives!

Question 14

Aragon: he didnt have the decency to say bye !

Answer 14

same

Question 15

cleves: guys i have the plague

Answer 15

what

Question 16

cleves: hahah jk my lifes amazing

Answer 16

ugh

Question 17

boleyn: oh yeah i still dont care

Answer 17

haha.funny

Question 18

Aragon: good luck beating us honey

Answer 18

monologu

Question 19

after Frances verse

Answer 19

so yeah that didn’t work out, turns out some guys just employ women to get them into there private chambers. sigh it was a different time back then. so , I decided to have a break from boys, just really focus on my career. the my dad got me this amazing work placement in court and you’ll never guess who I met

Question 20

after song ends

(all you wana do)

Answer 20

and then I was beheaded. wow I know, I know, so I guess seeing as I’ve now won the competition all I wanna do is take this opportunity to thank all the powerful men who got me where I am today !! thank audience

Question 21

Seymour: that wasn’t the most heart-wrenching song we’ve heard this evening

Answer 21

uh,- were you not listening to my song? there were 4 choruses. that’s how much [SHH] I had to deal with

Question 22

cleves: someones got a conscience all of a sudden

Answer 22

ooo I’m Catherine parr I draw the line in arbitrary places blah blah blahhh

Question 23

parr: you know what queens if its a sob story you want, I will give you one

Answer 23

you sure Catherine? we don’t mind if you wanna sit this one out, I mean, you must be exhausted from all those backing vocals

Question 24

parr: who was henry the 5ths wife

Answer 24

catherine de Valois!! I mean..I don’t know

Question 25

parr: right

Answer 25

but wait, isn’t there a bigger problem here

Question 26

aragon: the dissolution of the monestaries

Answer 26

no I’m talking about us. coz as soon as we get together as a group

Question 27

boleyn:everyone notices Jane cant dance! yeah you’re so

Answer 27

that’s exactly what I’m talking about …we compare ourselves. and when were ‘the six wives’ of henry the 8th , we each become just that

Question 28

Aragon: well guess there not much we can do about itnow

Answer 28

do you know what

Question 29

cleves: what

Answer 29

I wish that like before we spent the whole show competing, wed realized it would turn our to be such a mess

Question 30

Aragon: well actually

Answer 30

its not the time Catherine..

Question 31

[SIX WIVESSS]

(before six)

Answer 31

so, before we go minneola, what do you think…are you ready for a royal. happy,ever. after !!

well we don’t have one

Question 32

boleyn: this is our show and we can literally do whatever we want

Answer 32

so minneola , seeing as there’s 5 minutes of the show…

Question 33

after six

Answer 33

minneola , do you want one more song !!
alright hit it