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Question 1

Eleanor: The was one additional problem: My parents

Answer 1

There she is!

Question 2

Eleanor: The problem with my parents was that they had expectations for me. Because they were on Facebook

Answer 2

Oh look our friend just posted about their daughter getting into Harvard!

Question 3

Mom: Wow.

Answer 3

And then she went to. a national dance competition and took first place!

Question 4

Eleanor: What?

Answer 4

Nothing, … sighs

Question 5

Mom: WE used to be fun people with our own interests. Before we had you

Answer 5

Okay I’ve had enough of today. Lat’s just go to bed

Question 6

Eleanor: Don’t you think you have an unhealthy competition with other parents because of Facebook?

Answer 6

Sweetie its only unhealthy if we lose.

Question 7

Mom: Whats should we do?

Answer 7

I’m going to answer it!

Question 7

Mom: What is that noise?

Answer 7

It seems to be coming from this small machine!

Question 8

Mom: Be careful

Answer 8

Normal phone sounds
Eleanor!

Question 9

Eleanor: Yeah?

Answer 9

That was the principal of your high school. Something about your paper?

Question 10

Eleanor: What paper?!

Answer 10

About the Great Gastby?

Question 11

Eleanor: Not ringing a bell

Answer 11

That you turned in yesterday?

Question 12

Eleanor: Ohhhh.

Answer 12

They want us to have a meeting with you and your English teacher

Question 13

Mom: She does that sometimes. Defiant.

Answer 13

We tried our best with this one honestly. Sometimes things don’t work out.

Question 14

Miss Wright: Please-

Answer 14

What did you do to your English teacher?

Question 15

Eleanor: Oh. Okay. We’re doing this?

Answer 15

Wow! That is not how I thought this was going to go.

Question 16

Guard 2: Now our presence isn’t even threatening!

Answer 16

Oh man when we came in here I was thinking, “What awful things did Eleanor do?”

Question 17

Miss Wright: But your daughter has an opportunity to be something special.

Answer 17

Yes! I Knew it!
Posting to Facebook now! In your face, every other parent!

Question 18

Principle O’Neal: …… the Learning center for Special genius children

Answer 18

that sounds amazing

Question 19

Eleanor: …. No portable buildings behind the school

Answer 19

Sending my daughter off now to the Learning Center for Special Genius Children where she will be so much better than your kids… Oh look at this, trees are alive! Woo! Life is Good.

Question 20

Mom: Eat, Pray, Love, Losers

Answer 20

Boom!

Question 21

Miss Terri: At th Learning Center our curriculum is centered on you. What makes you tick? Whats going inside your mind?

Answer 21

SWEET

Question 22

Eleanor: Dad-

Answer 22

There’s a lot going inside her mind. Right now its probably, “Daddddd, you’re embarrassing me”but you what’s really embarrassing? All of your children who are not at the Learning Center for Special Genius Children!

Question 23

Eleanor: SHUT UP

Answer 23

I liked his hair.

Question 24

Eleanor: Dad!

Answer 24

‘Sup. I liked how he said that

Question 25

Mom: We wanted to make sure you were okay and let you know that we are so proud of your accomplishments.

Answer 25

I got 47 likes on my post. 47

Question 26

Mom: There she is!

Answer 26

Our baby genius from the special school!

Question 27

Mom: Wa-a-a-a-t?

Answer 27

No!

Question 28

I didn’t actually read the book or even care about it. I don’t even think it’s that great honestly.

Answer 28

Its got “great” right there in the title!

Question 29

Eleanor: I know

Answer 29

I have to delete my social media accounts now.