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A1S1 Enter UR. Stairs, bag, (other blocking), move to UL on stairs and platforms
Before the High and Far-Off Times, O My Best Beloved, long before the Rhino had baggy skin, or the Leopard had spots, or the Kangaroo had bounce, or the Elephant had a trunk, came the Time of the Very Beginnings and that was in the days when the Eldest Magician was getting things ready… (beat)
First he got the Earth ready… (beat)
Then he got the Sea ready… (beat)
And then he told all the animals that they could come out and play…
A1S1 (Puppeteering the Animals, they turn slowly and land in a position facing DL)
The Eldest Magician was very pleased with his Creations… (he looks at each of them with increasing concern)…until he realized that they all looked alike. And the Animals said…
A1S1(Animals) O Eldest Magician, what shall we play at for we all look the same?
And he said… I will tell you… (into Just So)
A1S2(continuing from where Just So ended)
(To audience) Now, hear and attend and listen, Best Beloved, for this is what befell, and behappened, and became… and was. Bit by bit, the Animals went away to fill the world; bit by bit they began to change; and bit by bit they became bothered by the one creature who would not play the game that he was supposed to play. (Beat) Instead, Pau Amma the Crab played with the sea. (Stage affect?) He grew so huge that no Magic could control him. One side of his shell touched the beach at Sarawak, and the other touched the beach at Pahang. He was as tall as the smoke of three volcanoes. Once a day and once a night he would go out in search of food, causing the seawater to flood the land - which threatened the lives of all the other animals, ruining their homes and making it most troublesome for them to find food. So, everyone became…well…crabby.
A1S2 (The elephants enter the stage, led by the king and queen elephants… the eldest magician sees them approaching)
Even the noble Elephants - who in those days had no trunk, Best Beloved, they had only a blackish bulgy nose as big as a boot - even the noble Elephants were not spared the indignity of a flooded homestead.
A1S2(Queen Elephant) But how are we to do anything? He lives many fathoms down, at the Heart of the Sea.
(Aside) And so said all the animals… except for one. For there was one Elephant - a new Elephant - an Elephant’s Child, who was full of insatiable curiosity, and that means he asked ever so many questions. (Into There’s No Harm In Asking)
A1S2a(Elephant’s Child) Well, why shouldn’t I? He may be fearsome big, but if a Blowfly can bother a Buffalo and a Tick can tickle a Tiger, I can calm a Crab. I shall find him. (He turns and bumps straight into the Eldest Magician)
And what will you say to him when you do?
A1S2a(Elephant’s Child) I shall ask him most politely to stop playing with the sea.
(To audience) Such infinite-resource-and-sagacity… (sit as if to say “this could take a while”. The Elephant’s Child sits as well)… Do you know where to find him?
A1S2a(Elephant’s Child) Most certainly I do not.
Here we sit in a branchy row,
Thinking of beautiful things we know;
Dreaming of deeds that we mean to do,
All complete, in a minute or two—
Something noble and grand and good,
Won by merely wishing we could.
A1S2a(Elephant’s Child) But I do wish I could.
Well, a wish is the first part of a Magic.
A1S2a(Elephant’s Child) A Magic?!
Now, you’ll need something to take with you.
A1S2a(Elephant’s Child) A map!
Not exactly…(snap fingers, kolokolo bird appears)
A1S2a(Elephant’s Child, to kolokolo) Who are you?
A Kolokolo Bird.
A1S2a(Kolokolo Bird) About as much good as an Elephant’s Child who doesn’t know how to find the Crab.
And that’s where you come in. Tell him what you know.
A1S2a(Elephant’s Child) Perfect! I’ll take her - she has an answer for everything.
And you, my little pachyderm, have a question for everything - which is why I think you’ll make the perfect team.
A1S2a(Kolokolo Bird) You need me?
He needs you. (Into The Limpopo River)
A1S2c(Limpopo River ends, the boat with the Elephant’s Child and the Kolokolo Bird sails off)
(The Eldest Magician waves then off then site in contemplation on the stage) And so it was their journey began from Mangalore. The winds were fair, the swell unswollen, and their progress prompt. Until… (effect) Pau Amma, once again rose up from the Heart of the Sea.
The tiny raft was thrown hundreds of miles off-course. Eventually getting washed up on an uninhabited island.
Now this uninhabited island
Is off Cape Gardafui
And on it lives a Parsee Man
Called Pestonjee Bomonjee
He lives there on his lonesome
With nothing very much
But his hat, his knife and a cooking stove
Of the kind you must never touch. (Exit)
A1S3(Parsee) Quick, behind here. Stick your heads in the sand.
(The Eldest Magician appears, he hurriedly and confidentially offers an explanation…) At that self-same, exact and precise moment, Best Beloved, a Rhinoceros came down to the beach from the Altogether Uninhabited Interior. In those days, his skin fitted him quite tight. There were no wrinkles in it anywhere. He had a horn on his nose, two piggy eyes and precious few manners. (Step aside, let rhino take center stage, into Thick Skin)
A1S3a(Parsee) No-one. I told you the island is uninhabited. Nearghh!
(The Eldest Magician pops up behind Parsee, scaring him) How goes it with the world-so-new-and-all?
A1S3a(Kolokolo Bird) Nothing here but a half-baked baker.
Well, you’ve been blown somewhat off-course. There’s no point dancing hornpipes where you shouldn’t. Onwards.
A1S3a(Elephant’s Child) It’s a pity - but a Parsee cake would have made a wonderful gift for Pau Amma.
A gift for the Crab?
A1S3a(Parsee) Zip! Emergency rations are for emergencies.
Well, isn’t this an emergency?
A1S3a(Parsee) I don’t know, I’ve never had one before.
If you help the Elephant’s Child he might be able change the ways of the Crab.
A1S3a(Kolokolo Bird) This from a person who talks to his oven.
(Referring to Elephant’s Child) He was big enough to have the idea.
A1S3c(Kolokolo Bird) Don’t get me started on good ideas - my idea of a good idea is being asleep….. in a nest…… in a bush. My idea of a bad idea is being in a raft on the open sea with an Elephant-who-doesn’t-have-a-clue—
(The Eldest Magician hops aboard the moving raft)
A1S3c(Elephant’s Child) Why don’t you have a wand? Why don’t you make a Magic to control the Crab?
So many silly questions.