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[Enter]
Renfield! Renfield!
[Search room]
Where are you Bloomin’ idiot! Where are you this time! I spend my whole life looking for lost loonies. Renfield! Every time the moon is full he disappears. Renfield!
Van Helsing
This, you consider this harmless?
Seward
We are keeping a close eye on him.
Van Helsing
Clearly.
[Enter]
Sorry sir! We have been searching for him for the last hour [Cross to Renfield] Come on you! Enough of your games!
Seward
That’s enough! Smedgley, take this lunatic back to his cell. And this time, double chain the door!
[Grab Renfield; start to wrestle out]
Seward
Damn you! Smedgley get him out of here!
[Grab Renfield; start to shuffle out]
Van Helsing
Mr Renfield!
[Bag in face; take away]
Van Helsing
Well, Dracula is a very famous name in that part of the world. His ancestor, ‘The Impaler’, is quite famous! But a vampire must rest in the dirt of his home land. So, I do not think it could be our count.
[Enter]
Seward
Smedgley? What now?
It’s that Renfield! He has escaped again.
Seward
How this time?
Out the window sir. You know it’s a drop of fifty feet to the ground. I don’t know how he does it, Sir? Unless he can fly?
Seward
Well, find him, man! And don’t sound the alarm. We don’t want to rile the other patients.
Yes, Sir. Right away, Sir!
Van Helsing
Perhaps we should help? I would like to talk to this Renfield.
[Exit]
[Miss Finster enters U, closes curtains]
[Enter]
Miss Finster
You idiot!
Sorry, Miss! That looney has escaped again. Have you seen him?
Miss Finster
Of course not, and I doubt he would hide in here. You know, you’ll be looking for a new job if you can’t keep your loonies locked up.
[Comes down center]
It’s not my fault. See, I hear a noise, like wolves howling, so I run to his cell. And just as I get there, I see his feet going out the window, just like he was going to climb down the wall. He’s not human, that one!
[Finster grabs paper; heads UL]
Here… where are you going?
Miss Finster
Miss Mina asked for the evening paper.
[Search room; wind up in fireplace]
Miss Finster
Have you found him yet?
No… I haven’t! This job is getting on my nerves.
Miss Finster
Your nerves? What about mine? Your loonies are always getting out. Everyone getting their blood drained for Miss Mina. The place stinks of garlic! And now you’re telling me Renfield is crawling down the walls like a big bat?
Funny you should mention bats. Just as I go to grab Renfield’s feet, this big bat flies up and hits me square in the face.
Miss Finster
You’re getting daffier than your patients, you are!
It’s true, Miss! If I don’t get him back in his cell, I’ll be out of a job. I mean, he’s wacko alright, but he has always been harmless. Well, at least until now.
Miss Finster
Wouldn’t hurt a fly, huh?
No, he wouldn’t hurt a fly. He would rather eat them than a four course meal. And you should see what he does with spiders and sparrows.